A/N: I do not own Harry Potter and it's all your fault. No it isn't but don't you wish it were.
HOW TO MAKE HARRY POTTER LOVE YOU!
The days for the Hogwarts new Fifth Year students had started with a bang. Although things weren't quite as they were before.
"So Potter, how does it feel to know it's all your fault Diggory's dead?" Draco Malfoy was cruel and vile, and he knew he could make Harry Potter angry, and he loved it.
"Shove off Ferret-Face?" Ron Weasley hissed.
Harry watched this display with ongoing amusement. It's been like this for years.
"Ron, just go, we don't want to get in trouble, Hermione'll kill us. " Harry said calmly.
"Why Potter, scared? You are that pathetic aren't you?"
"No not really. Good Bye"
The two friends walked down the hall.
"What on Earth were you doing Harry? You were being nice."
"He wants us to be angry, he'll tell Snape and then we'll get in trouble, and then Hermione will tell us to stop fighting, and then it starts all over again."
Draco Malfoy was confused. Very confused. That wasn't what usually happened. He liked to annoy Potter because of the way he reacted, and of course he would never get in trouble. He was Draco Malfoy.
THE NEXT DAY
"Oh look. Pot Head and the Freaks." Draco said to Crabbe and Goyle.
"Potter, what cat got your tongue? Or are you so pathetic that you can't even speak. What's it like being so stupid?"
Harry just smiled, and went on reading, that's what the library is for. Right?
"Oh look Potter's so scared he can't even speak, where's your Gryffindork bravery now, Potter?" spat Draco.
"OK, if that's all you can leave now, or if you please, speak louder, I'm sure Madame Pince would love to see you out." Harry said mockingly.
Draco scowled, he didn't like this new Harry, I mean Potter, yes this new Potter, ungrateful of the time he gave him, he should be glad to be his my presence.
"Harry," Hermione said curiously "that's not the way you usually act around Malfoy, what's this all about?"
"All what about?"
"You know, you didn't argue or anything, no glares, no nothing."
"Don't even try 'ermione, I mean I asked 'im the other day and he's all, it'll annoy 'im if I do nuthin" Ron said with his face stuffed with chocolate frogs.
Harry grinned. This was going to be an interesting year.
"Ronald, do not eat in the library! It's against the rules!"
IN THE SLYTHERIN DORMS
'I just don't get it, why on earth would Potter not react, I mean, he always, I mean it's like he doesn't even care anymore, why am I so upset about this. Damn this is confusing, Malfoy's are not to be confuddled...I mean CONFUSED. Oh Merlin....'
"Draco, why are you sighing?" Blaise asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Um... uh...you know Malfoy's don't sigh"
"Don't even give me that bullshit Draco, I've known you since we were what, BORN and you haven't been this moody since your dad took away your diary."
"It was not a diary it was a journal!"
"You say Puh-ta-to I say Pa-ta-to"
"But you don't"
"That's not the point Draco! You know what I mean! You are always moping nowadays. It's like you're in...no..you....you...you-" Draco cut him off
"What are you talking about Blaise? I have no time for your nonsense"
"You're in Love, a deep unmitigated love, one that you haven't figured out yet, and I will be really freaked out by when you do"
"And with whom would I be in love with may I ask?"
"Harry Potter, Savior of the Wizarding World, Hot Body Winner July, August , October and December, and all the girls in Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Gryffindor's drool toy, we know that Ravenclaw has a few anti- Potters, so most in Ravenclaw."
"Pot-head? POTTER! So your saying I'm supposed to be in love with that no good stupid muggle born loving freak" Draco fumed, but somehow he wasn't as angry as he should be, and so he got ANGRIER.
"Now see Dray, on a usual day you would say mudblood, but after all this time with Potter you have begun to say muggle born, muggle born I ask you?"
"You Blaise are over analyzing this."
'Blaise is obviously not feeling well maybe he should go to the hospital wing. Who talked like this? Potter? POTTER? I mean sure he has gorgeous green eyes, and a really toned body, not that I've been staring, and sure he's tanned, and sure he has great hair. Sure he keeps me on wits end and I dream of him every night and think of him all day, but THAT DOES NOT PROVE ANYTHING!'
"I see you have figured it out looking at your wide eyes and even more shocked expression, it's not like everyone in Slytherin didn't already know, Dray, you obsess about the guy way too much to not be in love with him" Blaise said with a knowing smirk.
"But I'm not even gay!!!" Draco cried.
"A guy that takes an hour on his hair, and takes two hours to prepares his clothes at night, even though it's still a school uniform, has manicured hands, and hates to get dirty, is obviously gay, sorry Dray" Blaise said trying not to burst out laughing at Draco's obvious breakdown.
"So what do I do? Even if I do like him, he'd never go for me, and my parents wouldn't approve, the rest of the world would be against us"
"Dray, on all aspects you are wrong, except a tiny bit that last one, but they'll love you. You're parents don't care who you marry as long as you give 'em heirs, they quite like Potter now that he helped them out. And you know you can with Male Pregnancy Potion, FUCK THE REST OF THE WORLD! and of course he likes you don't you see how he's been acting the past few days."
"No, he is ignorrrrinng meeeeee" Draco whined which turned into a sob.
"Well we'll just have to find a way to help you get through this then." Blaise rolled his eyes, while sighing.
"Really?"
"Yeah, Yeah, what are best friends for if not to get a savior of the wizarding world gay boyfriend for their queer best friend.