I have a story to tell u of times if old where a giant banana ruled the world.
One day the banana came across the magical land of Albion and stumbled across Camelot where he found a giant penguin becoming the bane of every body's lives. This was a very very evil penguin.
The gallant and beautiful prince Arthur and his sexy (Irish) matey went a hunting to catch the evil penguin but instead they found a banana.
"WOW" said Arthur "that is a truly shmexy banana."
"I totally agree" Merlin.
"Hello my dear fella's" said the banana "as you may know I am Dave the KING OF THE WORLD and I am going to tell you how to save Camelot and about myself.
My long long life started in dear old shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I was born by crawling out of Glenda the goods ear. She taught me how to toss my hair *toss toss*. Amazing, right? But any way back to my story. As a young banana i grew up hearing stories about the Wicked Witch of the West, her name was Elphaba in my land but I believe in this land she is name Morgana. She was apparently very evil according to the gossip but I believe that losing her precious Fiyero, he was rather yummy, she declared that no good deed will she do again. Well that stopped us all from dancing through life. Any way she was supposedly melted. How dead is she asked the Ozians to Glinda, who replied that according to the Time Dragon clock the melting, occurred at the 13th hour as the direct result of a bucket of water being thrown by a young female child. Then there was the time when there was many penguins attacking the emerald city. We had to find Glinda and Elphaba to reunite them to get rid of the penguins so you must do the same. Your Glinda name still begins with a G but I can't think who it is.......... hmm"
"right" said Arthur "and that is supposed to help us because..."
"GWEN its Gwen Gwen Gwen Gweeeeen" sang Merlin
"aha I see a quest coming along"
so Arthur and Merlin started on a very short quest because Morgana and Gwen were sitting in Costa drinking caramel lattes and having a good having a catch up!
They were very easily convinced because Gwen is very good and Merlin bribed Morgana with scarves.
So they defeated the evil penguin and Morgana ate lots of scarves.
THE END!
*kaboom*
The world exploded.
But Glinda didn't notice.