The Legend of Zelda (the remake)
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the stories and my OCs
It all started when Navi woke up,she felt DIZZY,she knew that something was missing,so she went to go ask Link...thats when it happened (annoying music playing in the background) she saw...she saw... Nothing (still some more annoying music plays in the background) oh no Link must be dead,she says, he died so young oh no no no ,Knock knock ( she heard) she stoped crying and went to the door. Who is it (she said with a happy tone to it) its Zelda. Navi opened the door,were is Link ,she said I don't know said Navi. He is dead I guess... oh No cried Zelda he cant die he just cant. He died so young no no no why must the good die young, says Navi,then they heard the shower turn on... whats that said Navi, I don't know lets go find out said Zelda (they walk on to find the door that the water is coming out of)what is that horrible noise I hear,said Zelda it sounds like singing or some one trying to sing said Navi, is that my lullaby some one is trying to sing my lullaby said Zelda,they both pushed opened the door...Link? You sound horrible said Navi...who is that, is that you Ganon take this said Link (Link throws his sword right through Zelda's stomach, Ha got you...Zelda?, I thought you were Ganon,I am so sorry Zelda, wait No I am not. Hey link said Navi why are you wearing your tunic in the shower? Well Navi that is a very good question and I will...um I will answer you later.
Later
(AN: Link is wearing a bowler hat, and has a pipe)
Okay Navi, the reason I wear my tunic when I take a shower is because of what happened a while ago.
Flashback
Sariah wanted to go to Links house because he hasn't come out for a while. She went up the latter and saw a bunch of stuff that looked like a baby crafted them. She looked around his hut but couldn't find him. I have to go to the bathroom she said. When she went in she saw Link in the tub naked. GET OUT IM TAKING A BATH. Link said. Sariah screamed and ran out of the tree hut and went to the Great Deku Tree. She told the Deku tree the whole story and asked him to wipe her memory of the past 20 minutes. OK said the Deku tree, but he messed up and made her emo. She picked up a stick and tried to cut the pulse vain on her wrist. Then she left when she found out it wont work. She left to her temple to die of starvation. She still hasn't died of starvation yet.
End Flashback
And thats why I wear my tunic and bring my sword in when I take a shower. But that doesn't explain why you have your sword with you. That is a good question, I will tell you at the beginning of the next chapter of this story. Story?? YOU HAVE BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL (A powerful voice said) End.