It all started in World Cultures...
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Chapter One- Italian-American Fangirls (Written by DSA)
"Gaara!" The squealing Italian- American fangirl wearing all black ran down the road.
Gaara turned. "What the he-" when the wind was knocked out of him by the madly laughing demon-child. (According to him.)
"Er-"
"Hi! I'm Elizabeth! Can I give you a hug?"
"..."
"Please?"
"..."
"PLEASE?"
"Sand Coffin!"
Dead silence. Gaara shook his head and continued down the road.
Suddenly, from behind him, came a muffled noise from the bloody pile of sand.
"Yay!"
THE END
A/N: DSA wrote this, not me, so guess who she based the Italian-American fangirl is.
DSA: Eh, not my fault. I was gonna post this two days ago, on Gaara's birthday, but I forgot. Ironically, Jan. 19th is a death day as well as a birthday. I don't know how many of you heard about the stabbing at Lincoln-Sudbury HS in MA, USA on Jan. 19th, but a freshman died as a result. So this is for him as well as Gaara. RIP James.