AN: I was very bored, so I decided to do a page of acrostic poetry, with my favourite South Park characters.
Acrostic
Clyde Donovan
Cry baby is always
Lonely by himself, he's
Yesterday's news
Despite his wishes
Everyone ignores him
Doesn't matter what he says
Only fellows losers
Notice him at all
Once though a
Very special person
Appreciated his charms
Now there's no one
Eric Cartman
Ever so brutal and
Respectful to no one
Is the bastard known as Eric
Cartman, the fatass
Cocksucker who
Always has to
Rile people's blood or
Terrorize the defenceless and
Make them feel useless, however he's
Always been afraid of
Never waking up, thanks to how he is
Kyle Broflovski
Kind of a friendly boy
You definitely want to know, he's
Like the most precious of flowers
You yearn to hold
But out of your
Reach he will remain
Only a select
Few will ever feel his
Love, but they will,
Over and over during
Various times and places, some say he's a
Slut and other just say he's
Kinky, but personally,
I'd like to give it a go
Butters Stotch
Beautiful and innocent
Under appreciated and
Tormented, not to mention
Terrified of not only everyone but
Everything including the
Rage that builds inside him,
Suspenseful and dangerous, but also
Sexy and unexplored
Totally alone, he'll find his
Own path in life, and he
Treasure's every moment he
Can believe in what we call
Hope.