Hey all! I'm still alive don't worry. I was gonna write a fic for Father's day but I was too busy cramming for finals to find the time to do it. Now, with school out of the way, I can finally get back to writing. As you already know, this fic is going to be A) A JirTsu fanfic and B) The setting is perfect since summer is officially here. Now yeah sure this seems a little too happy for the events that are happening in the manga right now, but like I said before I wrote A Little Bowl of Trouble, I refuse to write a word on it. It seems to be the popular thing to do after someone dies. I remember when I had been reading all of those sad fics about Kurenai and Asuma.sigh Oh well, I hope this funny little fanfic can cheer up the moods for all the mourners of our beloved Toad Sage. For once, there is no action. Enjoy
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Summer Vacation
Chapter 1: Jiraiya's invitation
Summer time had finally arrived in the village of Konoha. Summers were never really pleasant in the village because of the humidity, but there were plenty of ways to keep cool during the unbearable heat. However, poor Tsunade couldn't find the time to keep cool since all she ever did was work in her hot office.
Tsunade sat at her desk fanning herself with her hand. Her hair was tied up into a high ponytail and a bottle of water sat at the side of her desk. She flipped through some documents on her desk before throwing them down and watching them slide to the edge of the desk, about to slip off. " I can't do this anymore, Shizune. It's hot, I'm bored, and going through menopause right now isn't exactly helping me calm down."
Shizune looked up from a report she was reading. She was wearing her black kimono only it was cut a little above her knee and it was sleeveless. She looked at her teacher. "I know, Tsunade-sama, but until all this work is done, we can't do anything else or the council will have our heads. Well, your head."
Tsunade pushed herself out of her chair and walked to the window of her office. "I hate this job. I'm the leader of the goddamn village and I can't even do one thing I want. Why even bother having a Hokage if their just gonna be bossed around by someone else."
Much to her surprise, she heard a small chuckle from outside the open window and soon she was face to face with the one man that only she could both hate and love at the same time. "Jiraiya! What the hell are you doing here?!"
"Geez, Hime. Down be too excited to see me. Why do ya look so upset, Tsunade-chan?" He snaked his arm around her waist only to be responded with a punch to the face. "I can tell you're in quite the mood today."
"Yes I am and unless you plan to die today, I suggest you leave my office right now." The Hokage walked back over to her desk and sat back into her chair. She observered Jiraiya carefully and noticed that nothing was different about him and that was strange considering the heat wave they were having. Wasn't he getting hot wearing fifty layers of clothes? She shook the thought out of her head reminding herself that this was Jiraiya and the day he did something that made sense to her would be the day that hell freezes over.
Jiraiya leaned onto her desk and smiled. "Are you busy?" He picked up one of her papers and began reading through.
She snatched it out of his hands and placed back into the pile of papers she had yet to look through. Tsunade glared at him. "No really. What was your first clue?"
"Can you spare a few minutes to talk with a friend?"
"Not exactly. Is it that important?"
Jiraiya turned to Tsunade's very amused assistant. "Well, well, Shizune. You look very nice today. Uh, can you just leave us alone for a few minutes?"
The girl blushed from Jiraiya's compliment and looked over to Tsunade awaiting her approval. Tsunade nodded and faced Jiraiya after she was gone. "What do you want, Jiraiya?"
"Am I not aloud to come here just to see the most beautiful woman in the world?"
"Not if she has a lot of work to do. If that's all you came for then leave." She looked back to her papers, trying her hardest to ignore Jiraiya, who was now breathing down her neck.
He sighed. "Alright, I actually came here to invite you somewhere with me. I know you've been busy with work lately, so I thought you'd be the best candidate to choose."
Tsunade looked up from her work. "And where exactly do you plan to take me?"
He pulled a brochure from his pocket and handed it to her. "It's a private resort in the Land of Waves."
Tsunade read through it quickly and then looked at Jiraiya. "Are you crazy?! One, do you know how expensive this is gonna come out to be for just the two of us? And two, I would never spend time on a private resort with just you. The only thing you wanna do is see me in a bathing suit and that's probably why you invited me and not Naruto."
Jiraiya frowned. He knew it would come to this and tried to think of everyway possible to get her to go with him. "Oh come on, Tsunade-Hime. I invited you because you need a break and you're my closest friend. I promise I won't take advantage of you. And if we go as a couple, it's half off." He smiled at her.
"No. I can't just leave the village to go out like this. And why the hell would I want to pretend to be your girlfriend? Jiraiya, you really need to think things out before talking to me."
"Please?"
"No"
"Please?"
"No!"
"Please?"
"No damn it! Jiraiya, go away!"
"Say yes or I'll ruin your reputation in the village."
Tsunade started to laugh. She put her pen down and looked at Jiraiya. "You're threatening me just to go on vacation with you? Man, Jiraiya. You really are pathetic. Humor me; just what do you plan to do to my reputation?"
He smiled. "Remember the Halloween party last year that we had with all of the jounin?" She frowned and shook her head. He continued, "Well, you were probably to drunk to remember anything. Anyway, I'm sure you heard the stories. If not there are videos that me and Kakashi took."
"Baka, get to your point."
"My favorite video is the one where you kept on hitting on Anko and at one point even tried to kiss her. Now unless you want that video traveling throughout the entire village, I suggest you come with me."
Tsunade stared at him horrified. She had heard about that and tried her best to forget it. "Jiraiya, you wouldn't."
He chuckled. "No, believe me, Tsunade-Hime, I would."
She bit the side of her lip and sighed. "I hate you, so much."
"I know. Now what's your answer?"
"Do I have a choice?"
"Yes, but I would really recommend just coming with me."
"Fine. You win. I'll go."
He wrapped his arms around her neck. "Great! We leave in two days."
Tsunade tried to push Jiraiya off of her, but his grip on her was tight. He had moved one arm down to her waist and the other was trying to keep her from taking a swing at him. She continued to struggle to get him off, but all of her struggling just knocked them both to the ground.
Jiraiya fell on top of Tsunade, with his arm still around her waist and his face in her chest. As if their position wasn't bad enough, Naruto came in through the door. "Baa-chan, have yo-Am I interrupting something?"
Jiraiya quickly pulled himself off of Tsunade, allowing her to get up. His face was red from the encounter with Tsunade's chest and because she smacked him in the face once he was off of her. He looked at Naruto, who was ready to burst out in laughter. "What do you want, kid?"
"Well, I was coming to ask Tsunade-o-baa-chan if she knew where you were and then I walk in on that. I knew you two were close, but not that close." He started to laugh. Tsunade grabbed her water bottle and tossed it at his head. "OW!"
Tsunade smiled satisfied for hitting him. "Ok, so ya found Jiraiya. Now take him and both of you get out right now."
Jiraiya stood up from the floor and pecked her on the cheek before running out the door after Naruto. "See ya tomorrow Tsunade-chan!"
Tsunade growled as she walked back to her desk. Shizune walked back into the room and shut the door. "Tsunade-sama, is everything alright."
"Oh yeah. Everything is just perfect. Jiraiya tricked me into going on vacation with him, so now I have to think of a way for the council to let me go away for a week."
Shizune frowned. "Well, maybe you could put a substitute Hokage for the week. I recommend Kakashi."
"I guess so. Alright, Shizune, I'm leaving the village in your hands then."
Shizune's eyes widened. "W-w-what!? I said Kakashi! Not me! Two totally different people!"
Tsunade smiled. "You know how to handle the position better. You're organized, respectful, always on time, and basically everything that I'm not. Come to think of it, you would have made a much better Hokage than me. Strength isn't everything you know."
Shizune sighed. "Fine. It's only a week anyway."
Tsunade stood up from her desk and stretched her arms up. "I'm so done for the day. Grab Tonton and let's go home."
Shizune nodded and motioned for Tonton to follow her out the door. Once her and Tsunade were outside the office, she locked the door and the two of them walked back to their apartment.
During their walk back, Tsunade looked a Shizune. "Hey, what happened at that Halloween party last year?"
Shizune's face turned a light shade of pink. "Tsunade-sama, I really don't want to talk about that day. It was pretty traumatizing. Why do you bring it up?"
"Jiraiya threatened to show a video of me trying to make-out with Anko, or something like that, to the village if I didn't go with him. Is that true?"
She nodded. "But that's only half of it. When Anko kept shoving you away so she could flirt with Kakashi, you got bored so you moved on to try and seduce everyone in the room. You're lucky I don't drink or you would have wound up sleeping with everyone at that party. Jiraiya-sama was being nice when he only threatened to show the part with Anko. You were acting as bad as one of those stupid girls in a Girls Gone Wild video."
Tsunade turned her head and sighed in disbelief. "I probably should give up drinking, but then I might lose my sanity."
"No offense, Tsunade-sama, but I think you lost that a long time ago."
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Author's Note:
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