"That's why penguins are from Antarctica, can't take the heat." Officer X had no idea he had just pissed of one crazy ass penguin when he said those words. Red cloth in wing I decided right there that I was gonna play cat and mouse with that van. No one bad-mouths home like that! It may not be warm, but living there is hard. I'd like to see him try and go without eating for more than a month at a time!
The van charged forward. X was driving angry and I was gonna use that. I dodged no problem while the team undid the blots holding his wheels onto his vehicle. I covered my eyes as he drove towards me again. I was totally confident I was in little to no danger. And if I happened to end up shmeared all over the asphalt at least I had gotten rid of that god-damn van!
It swerved past me at just the right moment. I peeked out at the red sports vehicle. "Olay!"
No one disses Antarctica and gets away with it, dumb-ass. Or my name isn't Rico the penguin, crazed as I am.