Disclaimer:I do not own NARUTO.

A/N:Ever chapter of this will be unrelated to the last one, and if one of these make you want to write a continuation(I doubt it)just tell me and i'll give you permission.

At Naruto's house

"Naruto was pretty tierd from a mission that made him stay in the forest around Konoha for three days without sleeping.But after a quick nap he somehow regained all his stamina back.When he went to prepare his breakfast he noticed he had company"

Aaaah!!What the hell is that!, yelled Naruto upon seeing a tiny brown arm snatch away his apple.

Onbaa, said the little animal.

Ah.Not another onbaa, said Naruto remembering the trouble he got into when Konoha got invaded by them(episode 185), and it was blamed on him.

"Naruto was sure that someone out there was trained to remove onbaas in case another incident happened.So he went to Tsunade's office to see if she had any info"

Hokage's office a little while later

What do you want Naruto, i'm very busy, said Tsunade staring at him angrily.

W-well you see, said Naruto.I wanted to know if you knew how to remove onbaas?

Why do you want to know that?

"Naruto turns around to show her the onbaa which had now grown very big"

I see.There is only one person able to remove the onbaa, said Tsunade.

Who is it?, asked Naruto turning around to face Tsunade.

Kakashi Hatake.

Kakashi sensei?When did he learn to remove onbaas?

He came up with a great method, and then he used it on the whole village.

Then call him!This thing's getting bigger!

Right!Shizune!

Yes!

Go call Kakashi and tell him it's to remove an overgrown onbaa.

Right away!, said Shizune as she disappeared.

Moments later

Alright where's the onb-oh shit!That thing is huge!, said Kakashi with a surprised face...err...um...surprised quarter face.

As you can see, the onbaa is pretty big already so if you were to please just hurry up, said Tsunade.

"Kakashi takes out a bat, an extremly lethal looking kunai, a big cage, and summoned his fiercest looking ninja dog.(the white one that kind of looks like Gaara)"

Uh...Kakashi sensei...what are you gonna do with those?, asked Naruto who wanted the onbaa off not dead.

I'm gonna knock the the onbaa down with the bat, the dog is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.The onbaa will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage, said Kakashi as he hands the kunai to Naruto.

Then what's this for?, said Naruto looking at the kunai.

If the onbaa knocks ME down, kill the dog!

A/N:Ha ha!Yes!