DISCLAIMER:I do not own characters or twilight Stephanie Meyers does!
Edward POV
I was just sitting in the family room with the rest of the family and Bella is sitting on my lap watching tv with the rest of the Family, when I heard tires turn off the highway and go in the direction of the house.
I tensed until I heard Alice's thoughts. Relax Edward, it's just Charlie coming to bring Bella something...interesting.
I was about ask her what she was talking about because she blocked her thoughts by reciting the alphabet in German, then French over and over again, but I heard footsteps coming up to the door and ring the doorbell. Bella looked at me confused. "It's Charlie, he came here to give you something" she said "ok" then Alice said "I'll get the door" and she ran at vampire speed to the door then opened it.
Alice's POV
I opened the door for Charlie and he said "Hey Alice, sorry to bother you, but I wanted to give this box of home videos to Bella from Renee" "Oh, it's no problem Charlie" He handed me the box and said "Bye", I waved and shut the door at his retreating figure. I walked up to Bella and set the medium sized box down in front of her. "what's this Alice?" she asked.
I replied "Oh, your mom sent you this box of home videos and Charlie brought them so we could watch and I already saw the outcome so arguing is useless, because we are watching them", I grinned knowing I had won.
Bella POV
Darn you Alice! I sighed in defeat as I watched Alice run at vampire speed upstairs and back with a VCR. Oh no, this is going to be torture. Emmett said "What are you doing Alice?"
"We are about to watch Bella's Home videos" "woo!", Emmett cheered at my embarrassment I groaned as Alice took a tape from the box, "it's called 'Be Careful When You Sneak Up On Bella' " she said as my cheeks turned red. "Alice just put it in so this torture can be over" I sighed exasperatedly.
She placed it in and the first thing you saw on the screen was fifteen year old me standing in the kitchen. I was stirring something in a pot, which I think was spaghetti, when you could hear my mom whisper from behind the camera,
"Phil, I don't think you should scare Bella" "Oh, relax Renee, she'll live" and he began to silently approach me but he had a ski-mask on.
I backed a few steps to take the salad out of the fridge when Phil put his hands on video-Bella's shoulder and she got a scared look on her face but not a second later it looked determined and she grabbed his arm and manged to flip him over her shoulder, where he landed on his back.
"Dang, Bells, you're stronger than you look" Emmett commented, Alice said "shh"
Video-Bella then proceeded to grab to pot of spaghetti off the stove and pour the steaming spaghetti on his ski-mask covered face.
Everyone had been laughing before, but now Emmett and Jasper were laughing hysterically as I buried my tomato colored face into Edward's side.
Then after that she began to hit Phil with the pot repeatedly until he tried to grab her wrist, she screamed and hit him hard on the head and he was knocked unconscious. Bella ripped the mask off Phil and gasped then shrugged.
She finally turned around to look at the camera with wide eyes. And walked out the room after throwing water on Phil's face. The camera was shaking from Renee's laughter as she calmed down and turn it to face herself and spoke to the camera "Take this as a warning do NOT sneak up on Bella" and then it went black.
It was silent for three seconds before everyone started cracking up even Carlisle and Esme!
"Wow Bella" Alice said "Next tape!" Emmett yelled, I groaned...here comes more torture *sigh*
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