The Legend of Zelda: Deku Tree's Wish

Chapter 1: My my!

Disclaimer of Disclaimers: If I owned Zelda......I wouldn't be making a fan Fic about it.....oh yeah!!! I MADE CHEESE NOG!!



*very stormy and windy*

Link: *looking outside*

Link's Uncle: I must...must.....*coughkillcough* rescue the Princess!

Link: *eyes him suspisously*

Link's Uncle: *goes to the castle*

Link: *follows his uncle to the castle*

*at the throne room*

Link's Uncle: ZELDA!!! COME WITH ME OR DIE!!

Zelda: NO! Not until I do my nails!

Link's Uncle: *Anime fall* heh! *draws his sword* Ready to die?

Zelda: AHHHHHH!!

Link: *falls from the sky and lands in front of his Uncle.....Master Sword drawn*

Link's Uncle: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! *pulls off his clothes revealing................that he was Ganondork!* (wearing clothes u_u)

Ganondork: ummm! How come my name is Ganondork?

Mr. Cheese: Typo! The K key is near the F key!

Ganondorf: Oh! PREPARE TO DIE!!

Link: *not speaking but attacking*

Ganondork: *little girl scream* *dies*

Link: HAH! I SAID SOMETHING!!!! oh yeah! and Ganondork died!

Ganondork: WHY MUST IT BE GANONDORK?

Mr. Cheese: I told you....

Ganondorf: Oh yeah...!

Mr. Cheese: u_u

Ganondork: *disappears*

Ganondork's Voice: I WILL BEAT YOU SOON!!!

Link: *sneezes*

Zelda: OH LINK!!! YOU DID IT!!

*Link had already gone to the Korki Forest*

Zelda: CURSE YOU LINK!!!

*Korki Forest*

Deku Tree: You must go the the Tail Cave and play the Song of Healing and throw a fire seed at it to blow up my body!

Link: OK!

*Tail Cave*

Link: *plays the Song of Healing* MWAHAHAHAHA *throws a fire seed at it causing the Deku Tree to blow up*

*at the Deku Tree*

Deku Tree: No I havent seen Ne- *blows up killing Buzz Buzz with him*

*Tail Cave*

Link: I WIN!

Maple: *Purposly crashes into Link* SEE WHAT YOU DID!!!

Link: *Already gone*

Maple: o_____o

*Inside Tail Cave*

Sahasrahla: You need to go to the starting point of the game to get your sword!

Link: *Holds up the Master Sword*

Sahasrahla: Don't you want the Wooden Sword?

Link: .......

Sahasrahla: OH FINE! *disappears*

*Link disappears to *UKNOWN LOCATION**

*UNKOWN LOCATION*

Link: Where am I?

Mayor: THE MOON IS FALLING *runs around in circles*

Link: ummm no?

Mayor: Oh OK!

*Somewhere else*

Giygas: I don't belong here!

*Where Link is*

Link: o_O

Guru Guru: TRUST ME!!!! I KNOW THE SONG OF STORMS!!! *plays the Song of Storms*

Link: I know the Song of Storms too! *plays it*

Guru Guru: AHHHH!! *explodes*



So ends a chapter known as 1!