Time is important... actually as I contemplate it, who gives a damn about it? I fucking don't. In fact, I died in the past, isn't that just grand. But I walked it off, and I'm only thinking about it because my brother is being pretty fucking boring right now, and it's been a real shitty day so far.

"Jan, hurry up, we don't have all day." I'm hurrying. Jesus christ my brother is a killjoy when I'm trying to perform an internal monologue. People like him is why this country of the rising sun has gone to shit. That and the death of that taxi driver in Yokosuka… but then again, he was chilling with two fine hot ladies… shit, I would've gone power crazy too. Fucking U.S. soliders. "Listen, our new employers have given us a task; go to some Japanese high school in Nishinomiya and capture the young girl."

"You know, that's great and all, but are we going to have to do this silently? It'll be pretty fucking hard to actually masquerade as a high school student, drug the bitch, and then take her back to… wherever the fuck our employers are located at."

"Perhaps… the situation might arise. Though it's not in our best interests to get involved in this part of town."

"Whatever you say brother."

We stand at the entrance of the place where a bunch of annoying brats go to learn information. Above us stands a sign… 'North High' huh? Stupid name for a high school, but to each their own I guess…

I grab the handle of the door, push on it and... nothing happens. Guess it's not one of those doors. I'll push on it then, eureka, it opens, but it's fucking annoying to actually experience that feeling that I am in such a rush, that I actually pulled the door, but it was a damn push door. You could say it's… grand to say the least.

"So brother, where is the slut located?"

"Our employer said something about a 'old wing of the high school'," my brother pointed his little finger towards a part of this trashy building that looked barren. "That looks about right. Well, let's go."

My brother and I began to walk towards that part. We're so close and… this girl with blue hair stops us for a moment. "Hello? Are you friends of Haruhi's? She's always getting herself involved with the strangest of people."

This maybe our only lead so far, so I smirked. "Yeah… could you help us look for her? That would be real swell."

"Alright then."

My brother gives me a smirk and we're on our way. I can't believe we're following such a dumb slut right now, but I guess I'm just that lucky. Ugh… my legs are so tired right now. I hope there's chairs or something, wherever we're going.

"Well, this is where Haruhi is right now. Also, if you could make something interesting happen around her, that would be swell."

We see ourselves in the enterence of a club room I suppose, and thank fucking christ the girl finally leaves our sight. Luke nudges my shoulder and he looks like he's going to say something to me. "Why would that girl say something like that?"

"Hell if I know. Let's go in."

Luke quietly opens the door and I look in the room. We see five people in the room, but only one is important at the moment. I enter the room and introduce myself. "Hello there you lucky bitches. My name is Jan Valentine and over there," I point to my brother, "Is Luke Valentine. So… what do you guys like to do for fun here?"

I look around the room and this orange bitch is cowering in the corner of the room, a purple bitch not giving a damn, two guys playing fucking Othello and a brown hair slut with ribbons in her hair sitting there with a confused look on her whore face. She even decides to speak. "Um… you're a little vulgar. But welcome to the SOS brigade, where we like to find unnatural people, as in the supernatural. Unfortunately, things have been kinda slow recently but maybe… you can change that around. Tell me, are you boys supernatural or what?"

My brother steps in and says something to them. "We'll, you see, we're basically freelance vampire bounty hunters. Don't mind my brother Jan. He usually get's very excited easily."

"Alrighty then."

So, I take a seat and so does my brother. A cocky boy smirks to us and holds out a hand. "Hello. My name is Itsuki Koizumi. It's strange… are you two transfer students here?"

"Transfer students? Sounds pretty gay. No, we're just people who have riches looking for bitches, you got me combover?"

"I… see. Would you and your brother mind having a chat with me?"

I shrugged, and we all went down like a fucking family to the back of the school on a hill, where there's these annoying fucking birds who keep chirping so damn loudly. We all sit down and the kid looks at us with a look that wasn't smiling, and my brother looks at him. "My brother and I don't have time for games."

"I don't play games. What are you men doing here? This is a simple high school."

"We come here to capture your queen bitch. Is there a problem with that?"

"Yes," the brat says to us. "There is. Mrs. Suzumiya is an important person at our club and we will not have anyone change the order of how things work in the club. Do I make myself clear?"

I smile at him and walk over to his side. "Hey, calm down shrimp. We're just having fun is all. Don't you care about having fun at least once in a while?"

"Well, yes, but not when it involves putting the life of someone else on the line."

"Well, I guess that's too bad then." So I grab the guy's face, with two hands, and inject my fucking fangs into his neck. The blood tastes so good, and when I look at him, his eyes are purple and he's now a ghoul, I shit you not. The boy get's up with a blank expression with me, and I cock a smile. "I love the smell of danger."