How to piss off Sonic the Hedgehog
Tell him Shadow is soooooooooooooo much cooler then he is
Tell him chilldogs are illegal
Dye his quils black and prove he's a fake version of Shadow
Steal Shadow's shoes
Hide them in Sonic's room
Tell Shadow he stole them
Laugh as Sonic gets Chaos speared
Tell Rouge Sonic said she's fat(Screw it, tell Amy)
And watch the fun begin
Tell his fangirls/boys his address