Hehehe.. This story pup up in my mind when i was in a mall thinking about our radio in our house hehehe.. I wish you would love it..
Dear Doctor LoVe..
It's already 7:30, the lights are on and the mic is ready to use.. It's time to broadcast a new radio show at 7:30..
This is RXXX13.. The No.1 station in Konoha..
(And then a commercial slow music played..)
The music…
How could you come with me
When you knew all along that you had to go
How could you watch me sleep
So close to you
The feelings..
My heart, has a mind of it's own!
The harmony..
naki taku natte nige taku natte
shiawase o wasure teu shimatta ra mina utae
hikari ga umare yami ga umare ta futatsu wa hitotsu
HARUMONIA
The love..
Dear… Dear… how do you pronounce this? (cold voice)
Catch Gaara every evening at 7:30 giving love quotes to all broken hearted..
( A slow music played )
Gaara (with a cold voice)
Dear doctor love,(ewww…) or can I say, Gaara.. (who cares)
My name is Uzumaki Naruto, wel, Im jus da one ho wil b the futur hokage at Konohagure.. ( hmph!.. I don't even care) Anyways, a writ a leter for u becouse, yor pogram says dat yor giving sum advice for da broken hearts. En im one of dem.. sob.. My prob is, I hav a krush name Sakura en everyting dat I do jus to meak her lok at me en apriciat me is not working at al!! en she even knocks me or punch me! Wat wil I do Gaara? How wil I meak me apriciat me? How…… how…….. HOWWWW!!!!!!…
Yor's,
Uzumaki Naruto….
Well Naruto, it is truly that this is my program and I gave advices to all broken hearted.. Well that truth is.. I NEVER WANT TO DO THIS SHIT PROGRAM!!… It's just my sibling Temari who makes me do it, she told me that she will brought my teddy bears, specially teddy, to the garbage and burn them… SHE IS A VERY SHIT-BITCH-CRUEL SISTER OF MINE!! Any ways, my advice to you is……. to die.. Go to the highest mountain and then rope your neck through the highest tree then JUMP OFF!!! Or if it doesn't even affected you; pick some kunai then STRUKE YOURSELF!! The more you struck, the more you'll have a percent to die.. But before you do that, enroll yourself into a "Good Spelling and Grammar" school to make you "IDIOCY" low..
(Then Gaara picked another letter)
Our second letter is from Hinata Hyuuga,,(cold voice)
De-de-de-dear Gaara,
We-well, Ho-how ar-are yo-you? Lo-long ti-time n-no ca-ca-care si-si-sin-since yo-you we-we-went ba-back to Su-Su-Suna.. I wro-wrote a le-le-let-lett-letter be-be-becau-because I ha-have a-a pro-problem.. I ha-ha-have a cru-crush..we-well hi-his a sec-secret b-but I-I'll gi-give yo-you a-a hi-hint……. He li-like ra-ramen… (blush) I-I li-like hi-him ve-very mu-mu-much bu-but, e-every-everytime I se-se hi-him, I-I al-always fa-faint an-and ge-get sh-shy.. Wh-what wi-will I d-do? Ho-how wi-will I te-tel-tell hi-him tha-that I-I li-like hi-him wi-with-without fa-fain-fainting?
Tru-trully yo-yours,
Hyuuga Hinata
Well Hinata… I'm not Okay, as you see, I'm here reading some stupid letter and giving some advice, while my Sister Temari is outside the record room kidnapping my teddy bear and SHE EVEN PUT SOME TAPE ON IT!! Anyways, my advice to you is to… die… Go where Neji is and ask him to use his jutsu to you and Die!! Well, if you don't want to, just go to a drug store and buy some triple-X medicine just not to make you faint and die without knowing it… And before you do all of those things, go to a " Good Grammar" school or just went their with Naruto just to increase your grammar and spelling… Beside, Naruto is your crush!! It's not a big ProBlem!!
Okay, for a meantime, here is my song for you two.. The Title is The Ghost Of You"by My Chemical Romance.. Well I hope you spear your hearts in this song..
(Then the song played..)
lyricsI never said I'd lie and wait forever
If I died, we'd be together
I can't always just forget her
But she could try
(Meanwhile: Gaara:Temari!! YOU!! Don't do that to Teddy or, oR!!!
Temari: Or what? )
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I? Should I?
And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever ever...
Ever...
(Gaara: Or I'll rip out our Shikamaru into pieces!! Or
But Temari went mad and take a kunai to rip Teddy…
Gaara: NOOO!!! TEDDYYY!!!!!)
Get the feeling that you're never
All alone and I remember now
At the top of my lungs in my arms she dies
She dies
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I? should I?
And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I? Should I?
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me
(Gaara: Okay!! I just flash him into the Toilet…
Temari: …. Pointing the kunai at Teddy..
Gaara: NOOOO!!!!!)
If I fall
If I fall (down)
(Gaara: OKAY you won!! JUST DON't HURT TEDDY!! I'll do anything!!
Temari: Just Finished your work..)
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
Never coming home
Never coming home
And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I? Should I?
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna...
(The music ended)
Gaara: sniff.. sniff.. I hate my Life… Well… this is the end of all… sniff… Love is DREADFUL!!
(And a Slow song started)
Well... R&R pls.. If you wish to continue it...