A/N: Hey guys. I'm sort of knew to the Glee fanfiction area, but I hope you enjoy what I have. This is an AU story. And it is, of course, Klaine. Because I am a ridiculous die-hard Klaine fan. Enjoy.

"No."

"Kurt! You have never dated someone! You need to get out there!" yelled Rachel as she placed her hands on Kurt's shoulders and shook him mercilessly.

"I dated Brittany!" he protested.

"You know what I mean!"

"No I don't. You'll have to explain," Kurt replied, smirking, although he did, in fact, know exactly what rachel was talking about. Settling down on the couch which lay conveniently behind him, he raised an eyebrow and awaiting Rachel's reply.

"Kurt! It's just one teenie-weenie date! Besides, what could go wrong?" she begged.

"I am not going out on a blind date. I'm a romantic, that is not my style. Blind dates are for desperate people. Desperate!"

Rachel threw her hands up in the air and stomped right up to Kurt.

"Who are you kidding Kurt? You are desperate! Look at you! You have never had a proper date before!" she yelled.

"Yes, we went over that," he answered dryly, "And do you call this a proper date? Besides, why do you care so much?"

Rolling her eyes, Rachel flopped back onto the couch. Neither spoke. It was almost a comfortable silence. But they both knew that the conversation wasn't over yet.

"Please," whispered Rachel, "I just want you to be happy. Ever since Finn became... Unavailable, it seems that you just haven't been trying."

Kurt stiffened.

"Rachel. I appreciate what you're doing, I really do, but I'm fine," he spoke sincerely, taking her hand in his.

"Just one date. Then I'll stop bugging you." Kurt sighed.

"On one condition."

Rachel perked up.

"Anything! Anything! I will literally get Barbra Streisand to stop whatever she is doing and come here to Ohio and sing broadway with you if you go on this one little blind date."

Kurt chuckled.

"That does sound very nice, but I had something a little less impossible planned."

"Your wish is my command," Rachel cried out, grasping Kurt's hands in her own. He snorted.

"Hardly. If that were true, you wouldn't be making me do this."

"Hurry up and tell me the condition."

"Alright. I get to give you an an all-out makeover."

Rachel nodded vigourously. Kurt laughed.

"Are you sure you're up for that? By all-out, I mean makeup, hair, clothes, everything."

"Of course."

"Then I guess I'll see you later." Rachel winked at him.

"You're on,"

"So, who exactly is it that I'm supposed to meet? And where?" Kurt asked into his cell.

"You'll see. Oh, and I'll give you one guess as to the location."

"Breadstix. The only half-decent place in town."

"Right on. Oh, and be there around 7:00. He'll be there."

"With flowers?"

"With flowers."

With that, Rachel promptly turned off her phone, leaving Kurt with more than a few unanswered questions. Standing up, he walked over to his dresser to find something nice to wear.

Pulling off his current attire, he slid on a black turtleneck and a pair of navy skinny jeans. He would find a nice sweater later. Checking his watch, he established that he still had about an hour before he had to arrive at Breadstix.

Seeing as this was a fair amount of time, he decided to start his moisturizing process.

When this was finally complete, he realized that he only had fifteen more minuted before he had to be at Breadstix. He dashed over to his drawer (fashion always comes first) and pulled out a blue coat with black buttons. With practiced hands, he did up the buttons perfectly in a matter of seconds. Before he left, he stole a glimpse of his reflection in the mirror. Running a finger through his hair, he nodded in satisfaction. He looked fabulous.

Stepping up to the door of Breadstix, Kurt prepared for the worst. Rachel may have chosen to be with a boy Kurt had once admired, but overall, her taste in boys didn't really seem that great to Kurt.

Despite his trepidation, Kurt managed to pluck up the willpower to push open the door. There, in a black suit, stood a dashing young man. He had black curly hair that was gelled back over his head, and a small smile played across his lips. Kurt was absolutely mesmerized. The man was... Kurt felt dirty thinking it but he thought that the boy was very hot. Maybe Rachel's taste wasn't so bad after all...

"Kurt? Is that you?" asked a voice. Kurt nodded, speechless, staring at the man's gorgeous eyes. Wait- that question had not come from the boy. It had come from somewhere behind him.

Kurt's heart sunk as he spotted another boy, who he guessed was his real date. He held flowers and wasn't that tough on the eyes, but he just didn't compare to the other man. Kurt looked back at him one more time. He was so stupid. Why had he just suspected that that man would be his date. he wasn't that lucky. The man probably wasn't even gay. He turned back to his date.

"Hi. I'm Kurt," he said awkwardly. Right then, he really wanted to just go home. But he had promised Rachel that he would do this, and he wasn't planning on breaking that promise.

"Why hello there. I see you're dressed to impress," flirted the other man.

"Please. I'm always dressed to impress," Kurt replied.

"Well it's nice to meet you. My name is Sebastian."

To Be Continued

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