Summary
Romance and Humor. I usually make almost every fic I made so far Humor or Romance.Weird.Well exactly what the title says.For the couples mostly.S/J B/M YM/R YY/Y T/T
Couples
Seto/Joey
Yami Marik/Malik
Yami Marik/Ryou
Yami/Yugi (Yami and Hikari!Awwww!)
Téa/Tristain (There trying it out. It ain't gunna last long.Trust me.)
Disclaimer:
I don't own BlockBuster,Popcorn(-_- well unless I eat it),Freddy Krueger,Yu- Gi-Oh.
Once Upon A Stormy Night
by Chibi Mousie
Chapter 1 Bored...Let's watch DVDs
It was a dark stormy night.Nothing fun to on this particular rainy day.Yami was playing with his Millenium Puzzle's chain.Ryou was spinning around in one spot not actually becoming dizzy yet.Malik and Yugi were having a staring contest.Bakura and Yami Marik were having an arm wrestling contest.Téa were making up more friendship speeches on a piece of paper attached to a clipboard.Trisitain is behind the TV trying to get reseption from his antenna hair due.
~Turtle Game Shop/Upstairs~
"I'm bored." Joey groaned for the five hundredth time.
"Oh pup shut it already.You said that like five hundred times." Seto said hitting Joey in the back of his head.
Joey's head was pushed forward by Seto's hit."Ehy!" Joey smacked Seto's hand there in mid-air.
"Hey!" Seto said. "Stupid fucking jackass..." Seto muttered quickly.
"WHAT YOU SAID!?" Joey yelled at Seto.
"YOU HEARD ME!" Seto shouted at Joey.
"GRRR THAT'S IT!" Joey jumped off the couch and tackled Kaiba and they both began to fight.
"Hey!Hey!!HEY!!!" Yugi said running to Joey and Kaiba. "What do you think you are doin`!?"
"HE STARTED IT!" Joey blamed Seto.
"What?" Seto sat up from the floor. "I didn't start anything. You were the dumbass who kept sayin` 'I'm bored.'." Seto said in a mocking tone. "Which became REALLY annoying on the number one hundred."
Joey growled. "SAY THAT AGAIN!YOU'LL SEE WHAT'LL HAPPEN!" He warned Seto not-to-friendly.
"You to shut your mouths!" Yami shouted at them. "Your acting like a bunch of new born camels!"
Joey and Seto shut themselves up.
"Shesh." Yami walked over to the two. "I can't belive you guys." Yami sighed. "Acting like children."
Ryou was swaying side to side like he was drunk.
"What's wrong with you?" Yugi asked Ryou.
"Nothing I was just twirling or spinning around." Ryou fell to the floor. "I was bored."
"So are we." Bakura said turning his head away from Yami Marik and to everyone else.Which made the strength in his aqrm to weaken. Yami Marik pushed down Bakura's hand into the table harshly. "OW!"
Yami Marik smirked. "I win."
"YOU BASTARD!" Bakura growled.He sighed. "Worse thing is I gotta be stuck in the rain with you mortals."
"Ehy!What's wrong wit us?You baka spirit!Think you betta than us huh!?" Joey said.
"Boy you better not be gettin` into a fight with me." Bakura warned him.
"Why?Scared that you'll lose?" Joey said and began to laugh.
"No I'm afraid that you got it wrong." Bakura said calmly. "I'm afraid you'll lose and brake your bones."
"Oh so you think your stronger than me!?" Joey yelled.
"Atleast I have some muscles in my arms." Bakura smirked. "Your just muscleless." He added.
"Ehy!Just to let you know!" Joey made a pose. "I'm the strongest one here compared to you losers!" Joey said acting macho.
"Exuse me?" Yami Marik said turning his head to Joey. "Can you repeat that sentence?"
"Oh no.." Malik said curling up on the couch.
"Shouldn't of done that Joey...." Ryou said turning his tilting head to Joey.
"Eh...What he gunna do?Beet me up?Oh I'm so scared." Joey pretended to cowered.
"OH THAT'S IT!" Yami Marik shouted and speared Joey hard down to the ground.
"That was comin` to ya." Bakura said crossing his arms as his head turned away from everyone else and his eyes narrowed.
Ryou stood up. "Yami....Marik....fuck..." He tripped over the eletricuted Tristain. "ACK!"
"Oopies." Tristain said stupidly snorking at the same time.
"I know you thick but...seriously" Ryou informed Tristain but didn't really need to.
Yami Marik stood up from beeting the life out of Joey. "A'ight.I had my fun." He said turning to the gang. "Anyone else?"
Everyone except Yami stood or sat quietly.
"Oh please..." Yami rolled his eyes,snorted and smirked. "Eh now what?"
"Movie!Movie!Movie!" The three hikaris shouted like children.
"VHS or DVD?" Seto asked raising an eyebrow.
"DVD!DVD!DVD!" The three hikaris chanted over and over.
Yami Marik covered Ryou's mouth. "I think the spinning has gone to your head."
Ryou faultface.
Bakura put a piece of tape on Malik's mouth. "There.Now no more chanting.I had a evil experience with chanting."
Bakura's Flash Back
[Translated in English] "Your spirit will be sent into the Millenium Ring and stay there for eternity! And your chaos will be stopped forever!"
[Translated in English] "Never!Just try it!"
[Translated in English] "OK!TRY THIS!!!"
All men in purple cloaks began to chant Egyptain words and Bakura slowly began to disappear.
The End Of Bakura's Flash Back
Bakura stood in the middle of the living rooom like a tree silent like as mouse.Everyone except for Bakura stood or sat stared at him.
Bakura shook his head out of the flashback and noticed everyone was staring. "What are you staring at!?"
"Nothing." Tèa said quickly. "Nothing at all......" She shook her head. "Bastard" She muttered
"WHAT!?I HEARD YOU!THAT'S IT BITCH!YOUR GONNA DIE BITCH!" Bakura shouted giving no warnings what so ever.
"Eep!" Téa ran into Yugi's room and locked the door and ran into the closet.
Bakura ran to the door and began to pound on the door with his fist tightly.
"Um......Bakura...." Yugi said tapping his other not-kicking leg. "Can you,Yami and Yami Marik go rent some DVDs to watch?"
Bakura stopped abruptly. "You want me?The-evil-pychotic-homicidal-maniac- crazy-tomb robber-killer-spirit go out to get a couple of DVDs?"
Yugi blinked. "Yes."
"Grrr......." Bakura closed his eyes. "Oh nevermind......Fine." Bakura stoped pounding on the door of Yugi's room. "Let's go."
"Oh!Matte!You need this!" Yugi said jumping up and down with the freedom pass. "You can get three DVDs!"
"Oh...." Bakura shoved freedom pass in his pocket. "Lets go guys!"
"Matte!Matte!Matte!" Téa ran out of Yugi's room and stopped them again. "We need food y'know!" She handed Bakura a list. "There." She smiled. "Now we can have REAL fun in the sunshine!"
"It's bloody raining you bitch that can't-get-anyone-that's-why-your-going- out-with-Tristain." Ryou crossed his arms. "Plus tell me how it's going to be sunshine?!"
"I have no idea what your talking about..." Téa said turing her head away.
Yami and Yami Marik followed Bakura out the door.
~Outside~
Bakura stopped in his tracks.
Yami and Yami Marik bumped into Bakura."Huh?"
"How we gunna get there?" Bakura said finally noticing he dosen't want to walk.
Yami Marik looked at Joey's car and a evil smirk curled on his lips.He tapped Bakura's shoulder.
Bakura turned to Yami Marik. "Hm?"
Yami Marik pointed at Joey's car.
Bakura's evil smirk appeared on his face. "Grrreaaat idea"
Yami Marik was proud.He always had a good and bad idea.Yami's eyes widen.Bakura opened the car door with the keys from Joey's pocket he took from him earlier then threw onto the welcome mat of the store.Yami Marik jumped next to the driving seat.
"I don't think we should go in there...It's Joey's car..." Yami pointed out.
Bakura ignored Yami and jumped in the driver's seat.
Yami Marik goes over Bakura and pokes head out the window. "So you gonna stay here?"
"........................FINE!" Yami reluntantly jumped in the back.
Yami Marik sits back in his seat.
"Where's the key?" Bakura said staring at the driving wheel.
Yami Marik shrugged.Bakura sighed and went under the steering wheel and connected the wires to start the car.The car turns on and the lights also turn on.
"I don't like you..." A car said.
Bakura kicked the car.
"Ow..." The car said.
Bakura did a proud pose.Yami was VERY confused.
"Shut up." Bakura said directly at Yami.
"But I didn't say any--"
"NOW YOU DID!SO SHUT UP!" Bakura yelled.
Yami shut his mouth.
"EEEEEEEEEEEvvvvviiiiiiilllll sssssspiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiit!!!" The car said eeirely.
Bakura kicked the car again.The car alarm goes off.
"What the fuck..." Bakura stared at the car.
Yami Marik patted car's window next to him.The car was happy and stopped alarm and shuts up.Bakura stared at Yami Marik.Yami Marik smirked at Bakura.Bakura shook his head and started to drive.
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Chibi Mousie: That was Chapter 1! Next Chapter 2 will come after 5 reviews. Thank you.
Romance and Humor. I usually make almost every fic I made so far Humor or Romance.Weird.Well exactly what the title says.For the couples mostly.S/J B/M YM/R YY/Y T/T
Couples
Seto/Joey
Yami Marik/Malik
Yami Marik/Ryou
Yami/Yugi (Yami and Hikari!Awwww!)
Téa/Tristain (There trying it out. It ain't gunna last long.Trust me.)
Disclaimer:
I don't own BlockBuster,Popcorn(-_- well unless I eat it),Freddy Krueger,Yu- Gi-Oh.
Once Upon A Stormy Night
by Chibi Mousie
Chapter 1 Bored...Let's watch DVDs
It was a dark stormy night.Nothing fun to on this particular rainy day.Yami was playing with his Millenium Puzzle's chain.Ryou was spinning around in one spot not actually becoming dizzy yet.Malik and Yugi were having a staring contest.Bakura and Yami Marik were having an arm wrestling contest.Téa were making up more friendship speeches on a piece of paper attached to a clipboard.Trisitain is behind the TV trying to get reseption from his antenna hair due.
~Turtle Game Shop/Upstairs~
"I'm bored." Joey groaned for the five hundredth time.
"Oh pup shut it already.You said that like five hundred times." Seto said hitting Joey in the back of his head.
Joey's head was pushed forward by Seto's hit."Ehy!" Joey smacked Seto's hand there in mid-air.
"Hey!" Seto said. "Stupid fucking jackass..." Seto muttered quickly.
"WHAT YOU SAID!?" Joey yelled at Seto.
"YOU HEARD ME!" Seto shouted at Joey.
"GRRR THAT'S IT!" Joey jumped off the couch and tackled Kaiba and they both began to fight.
"Hey!Hey!!HEY!!!" Yugi said running to Joey and Kaiba. "What do you think you are doin`!?"
"HE STARTED IT!" Joey blamed Seto.
"What?" Seto sat up from the floor. "I didn't start anything. You were the dumbass who kept sayin` 'I'm bored.'." Seto said in a mocking tone. "Which became REALLY annoying on the number one hundred."
Joey growled. "SAY THAT AGAIN!YOU'LL SEE WHAT'LL HAPPEN!" He warned Seto not-to-friendly.
"You to shut your mouths!" Yami shouted at them. "Your acting like a bunch of new born camels!"
Joey and Seto shut themselves up.
"Shesh." Yami walked over to the two. "I can't belive you guys." Yami sighed. "Acting like children."
Ryou was swaying side to side like he was drunk.
"What's wrong with you?" Yugi asked Ryou.
"Nothing I was just twirling or spinning around." Ryou fell to the floor. "I was bored."
"So are we." Bakura said turning his head away from Yami Marik and to everyone else.Which made the strength in his aqrm to weaken. Yami Marik pushed down Bakura's hand into the table harshly. "OW!"
Yami Marik smirked. "I win."
"YOU BASTARD!" Bakura growled.He sighed. "Worse thing is I gotta be stuck in the rain with you mortals."
"Ehy!What's wrong wit us?You baka spirit!Think you betta than us huh!?" Joey said.
"Boy you better not be gettin` into a fight with me." Bakura warned him.
"Why?Scared that you'll lose?" Joey said and began to laugh.
"No I'm afraid that you got it wrong." Bakura said calmly. "I'm afraid you'll lose and brake your bones."
"Oh so you think your stronger than me!?" Joey yelled.
"Atleast I have some muscles in my arms." Bakura smirked. "Your just muscleless." He added.
"Ehy!Just to let you know!" Joey made a pose. "I'm the strongest one here compared to you losers!" Joey said acting macho.
"Exuse me?" Yami Marik said turning his head to Joey. "Can you repeat that sentence?"
"Oh no.." Malik said curling up on the couch.
"Shouldn't of done that Joey...." Ryou said turning his tilting head to Joey.
"Eh...What he gunna do?Beet me up?Oh I'm so scared." Joey pretended to cowered.
"OH THAT'S IT!" Yami Marik shouted and speared Joey hard down to the ground.
"That was comin` to ya." Bakura said crossing his arms as his head turned away from everyone else and his eyes narrowed.
Ryou stood up. "Yami....Marik....fuck..." He tripped over the eletricuted Tristain. "ACK!"
"Oopies." Tristain said stupidly snorking at the same time.
"I know you thick but...seriously" Ryou informed Tristain but didn't really need to.
Yami Marik stood up from beeting the life out of Joey. "A'ight.I had my fun." He said turning to the gang. "Anyone else?"
Everyone except Yami stood or sat quietly.
"Oh please..." Yami rolled his eyes,snorted and smirked. "Eh now what?"
"Movie!Movie!Movie!" The three hikaris shouted like children.
"VHS or DVD?" Seto asked raising an eyebrow.
"DVD!DVD!DVD!" The three hikaris chanted over and over.
Yami Marik covered Ryou's mouth. "I think the spinning has gone to your head."
Ryou faultface.
Bakura put a piece of tape on Malik's mouth. "There.Now no more chanting.I had a evil experience with chanting."
Bakura's Flash Back
[Translated in English] "Your spirit will be sent into the Millenium Ring and stay there for eternity! And your chaos will be stopped forever!"
[Translated in English] "Never!Just try it!"
[Translated in English] "OK!TRY THIS!!!"
All men in purple cloaks began to chant Egyptain words and Bakura slowly began to disappear.
The End Of Bakura's Flash Back
Bakura stood in the middle of the living rooom like a tree silent like as mouse.Everyone except for Bakura stood or sat stared at him.
Bakura shook his head out of the flashback and noticed everyone was staring. "What are you staring at!?"
"Nothing." Tèa said quickly. "Nothing at all......" She shook her head. "Bastard" She muttered
"WHAT!?I HEARD YOU!THAT'S IT BITCH!YOUR GONNA DIE BITCH!" Bakura shouted giving no warnings what so ever.
"Eep!" Téa ran into Yugi's room and locked the door and ran into the closet.
Bakura ran to the door and began to pound on the door with his fist tightly.
"Um......Bakura...." Yugi said tapping his other not-kicking leg. "Can you,Yami and Yami Marik go rent some DVDs to watch?"
Bakura stopped abruptly. "You want me?The-evil-pychotic-homicidal-maniac- crazy-tomb robber-killer-spirit go out to get a couple of DVDs?"
Yugi blinked. "Yes."
"Grrr......." Bakura closed his eyes. "Oh nevermind......Fine." Bakura stoped pounding on the door of Yugi's room. "Let's go."
"Oh!Matte!You need this!" Yugi said jumping up and down with the freedom pass. "You can get three DVDs!"
"Oh...." Bakura shoved freedom pass in his pocket. "Lets go guys!"
"Matte!Matte!Matte!" Téa ran out of Yugi's room and stopped them again. "We need food y'know!" She handed Bakura a list. "There." She smiled. "Now we can have REAL fun in the sunshine!"
"It's bloody raining you bitch that can't-get-anyone-that's-why-your-going- out-with-Tristain." Ryou crossed his arms. "Plus tell me how it's going to be sunshine?!"
"I have no idea what your talking about..." Téa said turing her head away.
Yami and Yami Marik followed Bakura out the door.
~Outside~
Bakura stopped in his tracks.
Yami and Yami Marik bumped into Bakura."Huh?"
"How we gunna get there?" Bakura said finally noticing he dosen't want to walk.
Yami Marik looked at Joey's car and a evil smirk curled on his lips.He tapped Bakura's shoulder.
Bakura turned to Yami Marik. "Hm?"
Yami Marik pointed at Joey's car.
Bakura's evil smirk appeared on his face. "Grrreaaat idea"
Yami Marik was proud.He always had a good and bad idea.Yami's eyes widen.Bakura opened the car door with the keys from Joey's pocket he took from him earlier then threw onto the welcome mat of the store.Yami Marik jumped next to the driving seat.
"I don't think we should go in there...It's Joey's car..." Yami pointed out.
Bakura ignored Yami and jumped in the driver's seat.
Yami Marik goes over Bakura and pokes head out the window. "So you gonna stay here?"
"........................FINE!" Yami reluntantly jumped in the back.
Yami Marik sits back in his seat.
"Where's the key?" Bakura said staring at the driving wheel.
Yami Marik shrugged.Bakura sighed and went under the steering wheel and connected the wires to start the car.The car turns on and the lights also turn on.
"I don't like you..." A car said.
Bakura kicked the car.
"Ow..." The car said.
Bakura did a proud pose.Yami was VERY confused.
"Shut up." Bakura said directly at Yami.
"But I didn't say any--"
"NOW YOU DID!SO SHUT UP!" Bakura yelled.
Yami shut his mouth.
"EEEEEEEEEEEvvvvviiiiiiilllll sssssspiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiit!!!" The car said eeirely.
Bakura kicked the car again.The car alarm goes off.
"What the fuck..." Bakura stared at the car.
Yami Marik patted car's window next to him.The car was happy and stopped alarm and shuts up.Bakura stared at Yami Marik.Yami Marik smirked at Bakura.Bakura shook his head and started to drive.
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Chibi Mousie: That was Chapter 1! Next Chapter 2 will come after 5 reviews. Thank you.