Sillly Pink Hat
(insert theme song music here)
Scene: Interior-Timmy's room
Cosmo and Wanda (as fishes) pull out their wands and turn back into themselves and wake up Timmy.
Wanda: Rise and shine, Timmy! time for another fun-filled episode of our show.
Cosmo: Mustn't be late!
Timmy: (groans) I think I'll sleep in today.
Wanda: Hey! you can't do that! otherwise you'll wake up at night, and your parents are out 9 out of ten nights, which means that Vicky will probably babysit tonight, and you will not be able to enjoy life properly!
Cosmo: I like life!
Timmy: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! Not VICKY! OH MY GOD! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE...
One hour later...
Timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(continues screaming)
Wanda: That's it! (turns Timmy's hat into a llama
Cosmo: Llama? you must mean weasel. (turns the hat into a weasel)
Timmy: Well, I gotta go meet Chester and A.J. at school, even though it's a Saturday. We only go on weekends to avoid the teachers. See ya!
Scene: School
Timmy: Hi Chester! Hi A.J.!
A.J.: dude, how come my name always comes last? It's first in alphabetical order!
Chester: Alpha-what?
Oh, never mind. hey Timmy, did you notice that your hat is a weasel?
Timmy: are you kidding? I never look in mirrors, and I never take off my hat! Even though I can't see it, I know it is not a weasel.
(the hat turns back to normal and immediately catches fire)
Timmy: AAAAAH! AAAAAH! My hat's on fire! AAAAAAAH!!!!
Chester and A.J., simultaneously: Cool!
Timmy: what are you waiting for? Get some fire extinguisher! (jumps in a lake)
Chester: some people have all the fun.
Timmy: lemme guess, my hat's a waffle?
A.J.: Uh actually, your hat's a monkey.
Chester: With killer underwear on its head.
Timmy: (looking unamused) I'm bored. Where's Cosmo and Wanda anyway?
(A.J. and and Chester snicker as the monkey imitates everything Timmy does until it finally is killed by the underwear, which turns into a mime, complete with rotten tomatos to throw)
A.J.: alright! my name came first that time!
Chester: Alright! rotten tomatoes! (he eats them)
A.J.: Hey! those tomatoes were for throwing at the mime sitting on Timmy's head!
Timmy: (suddenly realizing there's a mime on his head) AAAAAAAH!
(timmy runs around screaming for the rest of the day, coming home to find himself in the care of Vicky)
Vicky: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!
A MIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Vicky runs away screaming)
Timmy: Hmmm... Maybe I can live with this.
END
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(insert theme song music here)
Scene: Interior-Timmy's room
Cosmo and Wanda (as fishes) pull out their wands and turn back into themselves and wake up Timmy.
Wanda: Rise and shine, Timmy! time for another fun-filled episode of our show.
Cosmo: Mustn't be late!
Timmy: (groans) I think I'll sleep in today.
Wanda: Hey! you can't do that! otherwise you'll wake up at night, and your parents are out 9 out of ten nights, which means that Vicky will probably babysit tonight, and you will not be able to enjoy life properly!
Cosmo: I like life!
Timmy: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! Not VICKY! OH MY GOD! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE...
One hour later...
Timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(continues screaming)
Wanda: That's it! (turns Timmy's hat into a llama
Cosmo: Llama? you must mean weasel. (turns the hat into a weasel)
Timmy: Well, I gotta go meet Chester and A.J. at school, even though it's a Saturday. We only go on weekends to avoid the teachers. See ya!
Scene: School
Timmy: Hi Chester! Hi A.J.!
A.J.: dude, how come my name always comes last? It's first in alphabetical order!
Chester: Alpha-what?
Oh, never mind. hey Timmy, did you notice that your hat is a weasel?
Timmy: are you kidding? I never look in mirrors, and I never take off my hat! Even though I can't see it, I know it is not a weasel.
(the hat turns back to normal and immediately catches fire)
Timmy: AAAAAH! AAAAAH! My hat's on fire! AAAAAAAH!!!!
Chester and A.J., simultaneously: Cool!
Timmy: what are you waiting for? Get some fire extinguisher! (jumps in a lake)
Chester: some people have all the fun.
Timmy: lemme guess, my hat's a waffle?
A.J.: Uh actually, your hat's a monkey.
Chester: With killer underwear on its head.
Timmy: (looking unamused) I'm bored. Where's Cosmo and Wanda anyway?
(A.J. and and Chester snicker as the monkey imitates everything Timmy does until it finally is killed by the underwear, which turns into a mime, complete with rotten tomatos to throw)
A.J.: alright! my name came first that time!
Chester: Alright! rotten tomatoes! (he eats them)
A.J.: Hey! those tomatoes were for throwing at the mime sitting on Timmy's head!
Timmy: (suddenly realizing there's a mime on his head) AAAAAAAH!
(timmy runs around screaming for the rest of the day, coming home to find himself in the care of Vicky)
Vicky: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!
A MIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Vicky runs away screaming)
Timmy: Hmmm... Maybe I can live with this.
END
P. S. If you don't review, my big bRother anieveIII is gonna punch you right in the nose!!!