Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, I don't own "Whose Line is it
Anyway?" and I don't own… anything else you recognize.
Spoilers: I'll probably spoil something by the time this story is over. I'm very clumsy.
Rating: PG-13 for now, but may change later. Also has a few curse words.
A/N: Have you ever watched the show "Whose Line is it Anyway"? It's very good, no matter if it's the older or the newer version. I've stolen a game from it, called Alphabet, and the audience chooses what letter the two people playing start with. Say, for instance, the audience chooses the letter "H". The people playing have to begin the first word they say with that letter. They also must act out whatever the host tells them to act out. The other person then starts with the letter "I" while still playing the role they've been told to play. The two go on like this until they get all the way to "G". All of this must be done in sixty seconds. Of course, in my story I might use more than two characters, but I'll stay with the same rules the show uses. Drew Carrey will be my host, and I don't own him either. I don't really want to, either!
Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway", the improvisational show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Here with us we have the actual characters of the "Harry Potter" series, though how that happened, I'll never know! We're going to play "Alphabet", and I think that from the Author's Notes, everyone knows how to play. Am I correct in saying that?
(Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Draco Malfoy all nod their heads.)
Drew: All right then, let's get started. This game is for everyone, how strange is that? (He turns toward the audience) What letter should they start with?
(The audience shouts out letters, and the dominant one is "J".)
Drew: J! Okay, Harry. You start. You have to act out a scene from one of Hogwarts' corridors, where Draco and you other three are having a fight. You have sixty seconds. Start!
Harry: Just in time, Malfoy.
Draco: (pausing) Killing two birds with one stone? (He points at Ron and Hermione)
Hermione: Let's just say that I'd rather he be my lover than you!
Ron: …Mommy!
(Drew laughs)
Harry: No way am I letting you stop me, Malfoy!
Draco: Oh, and I suppose you'd like to mess with this? (He takes out his wand.)
Hermione: Please, Harry! (Grabbing his robes) Don't do it!
Ron: Quit it, Hermione!
Harry: Ron, are you jealous?
Draco: Shut up, Scarface!
Hermione: Time to say goodbye, Malfoy! (Also takes out wand.)
Ron: (pausing to repeat alphabet in head) Ugh! I just had a bad image!
Harry: (stifling a laugh) Very good, Ron. You know how to read!
Draco: What in Merlin's name?
Hermione: (thinks for a while) Xylophones!
(The audience laughs.)
Ron: Yes, I was just about to play one.
Harry: …Zip down the corridor, quick! Here comes Percy!
(They all look in the direction Harry points in.)
Draco: And is this your idea of a joke?
Hermione: But if it were, would you laugh?
Drew: 30 seconds!
Ron: (quickly while pretending to play the xylophone) Can't I get some peace and quiet?
Harry: Damn, Ron, you're good!
(Hermione giggles.)
Draco: Except for this! (He pretends to turn Ron's xylophone into something else)
Hermione: Fooled again!
Ron: God, Malfoy, what did my xylophone ever do to you?
Harry: Haven't you learned your lesson? (He gets Draco into a headlock, who fights back.)
Draco: In your wildest dreams, Potter!
(Drew sounds his buzzer, which signals the end of the game. The audience applauds wildly.)
Drew: Join us next time for another game of "Alphabet"!
A/N: Should I do another chapter? If so, review and tell me what it should be about, which letter to start with, and who to put in it. It's hard for me to think all that up by myself, although I had a lot of fun with it! If I get enough reviews, I might put more than one game in a chapter. Until then, think, think, think! I hope you liked it!
Spoilers: I'll probably spoil something by the time this story is over. I'm very clumsy.
Rating: PG-13 for now, but may change later. Also has a few curse words.
A/N: Have you ever watched the show "Whose Line is it Anyway"? It's very good, no matter if it's the older or the newer version. I've stolen a game from it, called Alphabet, and the audience chooses what letter the two people playing start with. Say, for instance, the audience chooses the letter "H". The people playing have to begin the first word they say with that letter. They also must act out whatever the host tells them to act out. The other person then starts with the letter "I" while still playing the role they've been told to play. The two go on like this until they get all the way to "G". All of this must be done in sixty seconds. Of course, in my story I might use more than two characters, but I'll stay with the same rules the show uses. Drew Carrey will be my host, and I don't own him either. I don't really want to, either!
Drew: Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway", the improvisational show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Here with us we have the actual characters of the "Harry Potter" series, though how that happened, I'll never know! We're going to play "Alphabet", and I think that from the Author's Notes, everyone knows how to play. Am I correct in saying that?
(Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Draco Malfoy all nod their heads.)
Drew: All right then, let's get started. This game is for everyone, how strange is that? (He turns toward the audience) What letter should they start with?
(The audience shouts out letters, and the dominant one is "J".)
Drew: J! Okay, Harry. You start. You have to act out a scene from one of Hogwarts' corridors, where Draco and you other three are having a fight. You have sixty seconds. Start!
Harry: Just in time, Malfoy.
Draco: (pausing) Killing two birds with one stone? (He points at Ron and Hermione)
Hermione: Let's just say that I'd rather he be my lover than you!
Ron: …Mommy!
(Drew laughs)
Harry: No way am I letting you stop me, Malfoy!
Draco: Oh, and I suppose you'd like to mess with this? (He takes out his wand.)
Hermione: Please, Harry! (Grabbing his robes) Don't do it!
Ron: Quit it, Hermione!
Harry: Ron, are you jealous?
Draco: Shut up, Scarface!
Hermione: Time to say goodbye, Malfoy! (Also takes out wand.)
Ron: (pausing to repeat alphabet in head) Ugh! I just had a bad image!
Harry: (stifling a laugh) Very good, Ron. You know how to read!
Draco: What in Merlin's name?
Hermione: (thinks for a while) Xylophones!
(The audience laughs.)
Ron: Yes, I was just about to play one.
Harry: …Zip down the corridor, quick! Here comes Percy!
(They all look in the direction Harry points in.)
Draco: And is this your idea of a joke?
Hermione: But if it were, would you laugh?
Drew: 30 seconds!
Ron: (quickly while pretending to play the xylophone) Can't I get some peace and quiet?
Harry: Damn, Ron, you're good!
(Hermione giggles.)
Draco: Except for this! (He pretends to turn Ron's xylophone into something else)
Hermione: Fooled again!
Ron: God, Malfoy, what did my xylophone ever do to you?
Harry: Haven't you learned your lesson? (He gets Draco into a headlock, who fights back.)
Draco: In your wildest dreams, Potter!
(Drew sounds his buzzer, which signals the end of the game. The audience applauds wildly.)
Drew: Join us next time for another game of "Alphabet"!
A/N: Should I do another chapter? If so, review and tell me what it should be about, which letter to start with, and who to put in it. It's hard for me to think all that up by myself, although I had a lot of fun with it! If I get enough reviews, I might put more than one game in a chapter. Until then, think, think, think! I hope you liked it!