Author's Note:

A friend requested this. Don't I have weird friends?

I'll update probably 2-3 times a month, depending on my scheduling. That said, this is going to be about 10 chapters (maybe).

With a small grin, Gilbert plops onto his bed and grabs his laptop. He boots it up, trying desperately not to squeal like a teenage girl (even though no one is around to notice, he still has to keep his manliness in check). Gilbert had just found out about a new chatroom that apparently has a lot of hot chicks on it. He's sure that his awesome personality will get him a girlfriend.

With a woot, he logs onto it and waits for them to come running.

After about ten minutes, someone asks him a question.

Liz003: Why is your profile pic a yellow bird?

Not the question Gilbert had been expecting, but he answers quickly anyways.

TheAwesomeGil: Because that bird is my awesome little friend! His name's Gilbird!

A few seconds later a reply comes.

Liz003: He's really cute!

Gilbert grins upat the little bird perched on his head.

"I knew you were a chick magnet!"

Gilbird cheeps, and Gilbert chuckles at him.

Surprisingly enough, the two liked talking to each other enough that they started their own chatroom and began talking regularly. Gilbert soon learned that Liz003's real name is Elizabeth, and he revealed himself as Gilbert. They talked about everything, and soon got to know each other really well. They got to know each other so well, in fact, that they decided to meet up in person.

Gilbert groans.

"What am I supposed to wear to something like this?!"

He settles on something casual; a pair of jeans and a red shirt.

"I'm going now," Gilbert calls to his brother as he walks out the door.

"Be careful and don't stay out too late!"

"Me? Never!"

TheAwesomeGil: Where are you?

Liz003: I'm by the new Mexican place. I'm the one in the green dress.

He looks around and, sure enough, spots a girl in a green dress by the new Mexican place.

"Elizabeth," he shouts while running towards her.

She turns toward him, and he runs into a tree.

"Owowowowow..."