Worst day yet. For Mario, anyways. Because, you see, people were being silly and writting fanfics about him. He hated this. He despised this! The game he starred in was purposely made for children! Not fan-fiction! Not only that, but he peed his pants in front of Peach.
"It'sa' me, Mario!" Mario exclaims in his italian accent? That was the only think poor little Mario could say. Well, tall Mario. Without his delicious mushroom for dinner, he couldn't be as tall as he was. Pee begins to run down his pants. Pee. Peach covers her eyes in shock as pee drips under Mario's pants. "It'sa' me, Mario!" Mario exclaims again as he runs to the bathroom with a trail of pee running behind him. Later, he walks out with toilet paper attached to his belt. Peach was plain shocked.
i died