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Sugar High
By Solo
It was a fine day in the Winner mansion when suddenly Duo ran into the kitchen with a bag of assorted candy and a twenty-four pack of Surge. He then proceded to eat the candy and drank half of the soda. Five minutes later the sugar kicked in.
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Heero, Quatre, Trowa and Wufei were playing Monopoly when all of a sudden Duo ran in and screamed, "HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRASS TODAY?"
"Duo are you drunk?" Heero asked nervously.
"Nooooooooo."
"Did you drink any Sunny D?."
"Nooooooooo."
"Ok where is the weed?"
"Wait. Maxwell did you take my weed?" Wufei asked very nervously.
"You smoke weed Wu-man?"
"No! I sell it," and with that he went upstairs.
"Wow! I didn't know that! I need to get more sugar," Duo said as he ran to the kitchen to drink more Surge.
"God help us all," Heero muttered.
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Up in Wufei's room, Wufei was sitting there with a scale and several bags of stuff.
" Ok. It's all there. Good. No one touched my weed. Now to weigh my cocain," Wufei muttered.
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Down the hall Duo had a bottle of something and was cleaning the doorknobs with it.
"This is soo KEWL! I cleaned the doorknobs with Trowa's hair gel!" Duo screamed.
As he walked back to the kitchen he thought that something was following him. He looked behind him and screamed.
"The pink elepants are following me! Help! Oh wait I'm not drunk they can't be following me."
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Down in the kitchen Heero and Quatre were examining the contents on the table and the stuff on the door.
"Ewwww. The doorknobs are slimy," Quatre said as he touched the doorknob.
"He took my gel again," Trowa said as he walked into the kitchen with an empty bottle of gel.
"Who brought Surge in the house?" Heero demanded as he picked up several of the discarded cans laying around the kitchen.
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In the hall way, Duo was finally feeling the effects of sugar shock and fell asleep.
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Ok I hoped you enjoyed this. It was my first attemped at humor. If you liked it I will write more.
Sugar High
By Solo
It was a fine day in the Winner mansion when suddenly Duo ran into the kitchen with a bag of assorted candy and a twenty-four pack of Surge. He then proceded to eat the candy and drank half of the soda. Five minutes later the sugar kicked in.
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Heero, Quatre, Trowa and Wufei were playing Monopoly when all of a sudden Duo ran in and screamed, "HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRASS TODAY?"
"Duo are you drunk?" Heero asked nervously.
"Nooooooooo."
"Did you drink any Sunny D?."
"Nooooooooo."
"Ok where is the weed?"
"Wait. Maxwell did you take my weed?" Wufei asked very nervously.
"You smoke weed Wu-man?"
"No! I sell it," and with that he went upstairs.
"Wow! I didn't know that! I need to get more sugar," Duo said as he ran to the kitchen to drink more Surge.
"God help us all," Heero muttered.
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Up in Wufei's room, Wufei was sitting there with a scale and several bags of stuff.
" Ok. It's all there. Good. No one touched my weed. Now to weigh my cocain," Wufei muttered.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Down the hall Duo had a bottle of something and was cleaning the doorknobs with it.
"This is soo KEWL! I cleaned the doorknobs with Trowa's hair gel!" Duo screamed.
As he walked back to the kitchen he thought that something was following him. He looked behind him and screamed.
"The pink elepants are following me! Help! Oh wait I'm not drunk they can't be following me."
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Down in the kitchen Heero and Quatre were examining the contents on the table and the stuff on the door.
"Ewwww. The doorknobs are slimy," Quatre said as he touched the doorknob.
"He took my gel again," Trowa said as he walked into the kitchen with an empty bottle of gel.
"Who brought Surge in the house?" Heero demanded as he picked up several of the discarded cans laying around the kitchen.
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In the hall way, Duo was finally feeling the effects of sugar shock and fell asleep.
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Ok I hoped you enjoyed this. It was my first attemped at humor. If you liked it I will write more.