Writer's block…
To know what incident Xemnas is talking about later in this chapter, refer to myu story, "When Cupid gets bored".
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(sigh) So bored.
The Cloaked Schemer sat on his bed, quietly playing with a new experiment he 'confiscated' from Vexen. It was a dimension zipper. An opening into different dimensions. Being a prototype, you couldn't predict what dimension it opened to. So he was just looking into each one it opened.
"Hmm…I didn't know there was a dimension devoted to bunnies. That could serve as a prank. (sigh) Still bored."
Then as always, someone knocks on his door, interrupting his peace. "Zexion, I know you stole my experiment. Return it to me immediately!"
"You always say that."
"Now, Zexion."
"Ehhhhhhh…no."
"ZEXION!!!" Vexen pounded on the door. "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but me being above you I'm coming in anyway!" So he teleported into Zexion's room only to find the Superior in there as well.
"Hello No. 4. May I ask of you to leave. I need to address something to No. 6." Xemnas replied.
"Uh…yes Superior." Then he teleported out.
"May I help you Superior?" Zexion asked, kinda peed off. He was hoping to mess with Vexen a little when he just had to come. "Can't someone else do it, I have to return Vexen's prototype."
"That can wait, who knows, it may be useful. Isn't it the dimension zipper he was telling me about earlier?"
"Yes, it is. But sir, I"-
"I know you banished Cupid, the god of love, to another dimension. I need you to retrieve his quiver of arrows."
Now at this statement, Zexion became confused. Xemnas was the very one who said anything dealing with love, happiness, or any other feelings shouldn't be even in the minds of the Organization. And here he is, trying to get a hold of the very embodiment of love. Maybe he wanted to eradicate it permanetely, but there was only one way to find out.
"Cupid's love arrows? Whatever do you need them for Xemnas," he asked, answered by a glare from No.1, "I mean, Superior." (vain bastard)
"Don't act like I didn't hear that last comment Zexion. Listen, I don't know who let that little cherub in last time. The little, 'love mix-up incident' he caused, and making Marluxia come to me like...he did, has actually taught me something. True enough, it is against some things, but if this succeeds, it would benefit all of our plans." the Superior mused on, unaware that Zexion has totally lost his attention and was back to looking through dimensions.
"...So do you know what dimension he's banished to?"
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"Your attention span is the size of Axel's mind." Xemnas sighed.
"No, my attention span is only that small if someone of low caliber and state of mind is talking to me, Superior." Zexion stated, not caring who he just said it to.
"Ungrateful little," he started, preparing to summon his aerial blades, but stopped and sighed. "Just find the god and get his arrows. Now."
"Can I get a millisecond of peace in this hell-"
"Do it." Xemnas said firmily, standing back to give Zexion some room. They glared at each other for about 20 seconds before Zexion saw he wasn't leaving until he did it. So he searched until he found Cupid in the 58th dimension, yanked him out and pulled a few arrows from the quiver. "Here, happy now?"
The little cherub tumbled onto the floor and floated to look around and found that he was out of the dimension. "Thank the heavens I'm out of that retched place! Thank you-AAHHHH!! You're the demon that sent me there in the first place!" Flying behind Xemnas to get out of Zexion's sights, he yelled, "Kill him! He wants my blood!!!" Of course, Xemnas was examining the arrow Zexion handed to him, completely oblivious to what Cupid was saying. "So, how do these arrows work cherub? How do you set the target on them?" Then Cupid got all brave all of a sudden and started to explain how he does it, showing Xemnas how to do it and actually helping him set a target on the arrow.
Zexion was definetely confused now. But he wasn't going to say anything. Maybe if I stay quiet, he won't address me any-
"No.6, I need you to deliver this arrow to Saix. Actually hit him with it, making sure that the arrow goes in." the Superior said tossing him the loaded arrow and walking out. "Make it believable, morph into the cherub then strike him."
"Why not let the damn god do his job? Let him shoot him in the ass. Why do I have to do it?" Zexion asked Xemnas, trying to make a point that he doesn't want to do it.
"Because I want YOU to do it. You can toss the little god back in the dimension for all I care."
Well at least I get to do something fun...the cloaked one thought looking at Cupid with a devilish look.
"No way, I'm outta here!" he yelled, dodging Zexion's attempts to grab him and flew away, leaving him alone. "Great, now I have to find Saix dressed as a winged, diaper-wearing god. So he changed into Cupid and grabbing the arrow, loaded it into a crossbow (Zexion's own touch) and flew out.