Too Many Loon Tablets
A Few more Confessions from Georgia Nicolson
Wahoo! I just found out that there is a Catogory for Confessions of Georgia Nicolson! YEAH!!! I loved the books(all four of them, they are Groovy Pyjamas! Even my mum likes them!!!!) Here is my Fic! Of course, It is just after the latest book 'Dancing in the nuddy-Pants' which boys in my form thought was a Dirty book. Typical Boys.
Monday February 7th
Hm. I am a Victom of Red Bottomosity. Am Also victom of being placed in a living Porn Movie. Mutti and Vatti are snogging each others tonsils out. It's making me feel sick. And what's worse is that I think Libby may have been trying to Snog her Friend Josh. What is this World coming to?
8:00am
Jas is waiting at the gate. She is chewing something as per usuall. Probably her fringe. I wonder why some people eat thier Fringe? Some People just eat Breakfast. Maybe I should tell her that later.
"Gingey! Kiss Mister Bickie!" Libbs ordered. I had to kiss Mister bickie. Mister bickie is a bit of old biscuit she found behind the sofa this morning.
"I've got to go Libbs!" I said quickly.
"BAD Gingie!!!" then she hit me over the head with Mister bickie. If Anyone hit Angus over the head with a biscuit, I wager that they'll have thier hand savagely torn off.
Not to mention every other part of thier body as well.
"How are you my strange little Pal?" I asked Jas.
"I don't know. Tom and me went out last night." She said. Still chewing. And Fiddling her fringe. How can she Fiddle and chew her fringe at the same time? Oh well.
"So?" I asked.
"Well, He said some stuff about Robbie." She said.
"What sort of stuff?" I asked nervously.
"Um... I can't remember." She said. If Jas even has Brain Cells, I don't think she uses them. Except for fiddling with her fringe.
"Jas, You must remember something!" I said with Great Wisdomosity.
"Um... He said that he liked my new top." She said.
As always, I am losing the will to live.
Stalag 14
Old Hawkeye is... well... Hawkeying. I don't think she has a life. After the school day she probably get's put back in a box ready for tommorow.
Assembly
Slim is giving one of her famed Talks about... Any old Garb she thought of while eating her breakfast(which was probably five Cheeseburgers and a Baby).
After School
SG is waiting at the gate. I don't want him to go. I love Robbie, I guess I'm just going to have to say goodbye, and then I'll go home and try to work out a relationship with Angus. Or find Dave the laugh. Or become a Lesbian.
"Hi Snog Queen!" He smiled sniffily.
"Hi Sex god!" I smiled back weakly.
We got to about number 6 then he said he had to go. Off to Kiwi-a-go-go land I guess. Bye Bye SG, Bye Bye Dreams, Bye Bye Decent Social life...
In my Bedroom.
Humph. Am Too Depressed to go sodding about with the Ace Gang. Where's Angus? I think he loves Naomi and thier love children more than me. That's not fair. I might as well go find Libs.
6:00pm
Libs is dressed in her Cat Suit and her Pocahontus Costume. Go Forth little Kitty Girl of the earth... Oh... She's going to Josh's. I think she'll be having more snog-fests than I ever will. That's just sad. She's Four and she has more of a social Life than me. Poo and Merde. I'm going to call Jas.
6:10
"Jas?" Good conversation starter.
"Hello G!" She answered.
"I'm so bored and alone and everything is crumbling!" I rambled.
"Hey, Don't bring down my Karma!" Jas hissed.
"What the hell are you on about?" I asked.
"Well, Tom came round and he was really gorgey and we had a snog fest like you and Robbie used to before he went to Kiwi-a-go-go land!" Does she have no Sympathosity? Robbie, the Love of my life, The Sex god, Has gone off to Kiwi-A-go-go and left me all alone with only Jas for conversation. Can't she feel sorry for me? Probably not because she thinks I like her.
Too depressed to talk to Jas. Maybe I should listen to Robbie's Wrist Slitting music. That'll make me feel better.
8:00
Perhaps it won't.
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What did you think? Please review! And also read my other fics like this, They are Harry Potter but they are highly reviewed, The First one is called 'When you fall in love with your Potions Professor' and the other one is called 'Stalking a slytherin Sex God'. I might not be able to update this THAT much coz my other fic is on High Demand.
A Few more Confessions from Georgia Nicolson
Wahoo! I just found out that there is a Catogory for Confessions of Georgia Nicolson! YEAH!!! I loved the books(all four of them, they are Groovy Pyjamas! Even my mum likes them!!!!) Here is my Fic! Of course, It is just after the latest book 'Dancing in the nuddy-Pants' which boys in my form thought was a Dirty book. Typical Boys.
Monday February 7th
Hm. I am a Victom of Red Bottomosity. Am Also victom of being placed in a living Porn Movie. Mutti and Vatti are snogging each others tonsils out. It's making me feel sick. And what's worse is that I think Libby may have been trying to Snog her Friend Josh. What is this World coming to?
8:00am
Jas is waiting at the gate. She is chewing something as per usuall. Probably her fringe. I wonder why some people eat thier Fringe? Some People just eat Breakfast. Maybe I should tell her that later.
"Gingey! Kiss Mister Bickie!" Libbs ordered. I had to kiss Mister bickie. Mister bickie is a bit of old biscuit she found behind the sofa this morning.
"I've got to go Libbs!" I said quickly.
"BAD Gingie!!!" then she hit me over the head with Mister bickie. If Anyone hit Angus over the head with a biscuit, I wager that they'll have thier hand savagely torn off.
Not to mention every other part of thier body as well.
"How are you my strange little Pal?" I asked Jas.
"I don't know. Tom and me went out last night." She said. Still chewing. And Fiddling her fringe. How can she Fiddle and chew her fringe at the same time? Oh well.
"So?" I asked.
"Well, He said some stuff about Robbie." She said.
"What sort of stuff?" I asked nervously.
"Um... I can't remember." She said. If Jas even has Brain Cells, I don't think she uses them. Except for fiddling with her fringe.
"Jas, You must remember something!" I said with Great Wisdomosity.
"Um... He said that he liked my new top." She said.
As always, I am losing the will to live.
Stalag 14
Old Hawkeye is... well... Hawkeying. I don't think she has a life. After the school day she probably get's put back in a box ready for tommorow.
Assembly
Slim is giving one of her famed Talks about... Any old Garb she thought of while eating her breakfast(which was probably five Cheeseburgers and a Baby).
After School
SG is waiting at the gate. I don't want him to go. I love Robbie, I guess I'm just going to have to say goodbye, and then I'll go home and try to work out a relationship with Angus. Or find Dave the laugh. Or become a Lesbian.
"Hi Snog Queen!" He smiled sniffily.
"Hi Sex god!" I smiled back weakly.
We got to about number 6 then he said he had to go. Off to Kiwi-a-go-go land I guess. Bye Bye SG, Bye Bye Dreams, Bye Bye Decent Social life...
In my Bedroom.
Humph. Am Too Depressed to go sodding about with the Ace Gang. Where's Angus? I think he loves Naomi and thier love children more than me. That's not fair. I might as well go find Libs.
6:00pm
Libs is dressed in her Cat Suit and her Pocahontus Costume. Go Forth little Kitty Girl of the earth... Oh... She's going to Josh's. I think she'll be having more snog-fests than I ever will. That's just sad. She's Four and she has more of a social Life than me. Poo and Merde. I'm going to call Jas.
6:10
"Jas?" Good conversation starter.
"Hello G!" She answered.
"I'm so bored and alone and everything is crumbling!" I rambled.
"Hey, Don't bring down my Karma!" Jas hissed.
"What the hell are you on about?" I asked.
"Well, Tom came round and he was really gorgey and we had a snog fest like you and Robbie used to before he went to Kiwi-a-go-go land!" Does she have no Sympathosity? Robbie, the Love of my life, The Sex god, Has gone off to Kiwi-A-go-go and left me all alone with only Jas for conversation. Can't she feel sorry for me? Probably not because she thinks I like her.
Too depressed to talk to Jas. Maybe I should listen to Robbie's Wrist Slitting music. That'll make me feel better.
8:00
Perhaps it won't.
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What did you think? Please review! And also read my other fics like this, They are Harry Potter but they are highly reviewed, The First one is called 'When you fall in love with your Potions Professor' and the other one is called 'Stalking a slytherin Sex God'. I might not be able to update this THAT much coz my other fic is on High Demand.