Disclaimers: I don't own Yami. I don't own Yami. I don't own Yami.
Psychiatrist: Good, good. Acceptance is the final step.
I WANNA OWN YAMI. WHY DON'T I OWN YAMI!?!?
Psychiatrist: Perhaps we're going backwards here….
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Hisoka Comes Out
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"Alright… I'll get right to the point and admit it. I'm gay.
"I'm sick of everyone giving me hints about it. I'm sick of being treated like a little doll. And I'm sick and tired of certain individuals attempting to pair me up with some random girl who I have absolutely no interest in whatsoever, who has never appeared before and will mysteriously disappear as soon as the story arc comes to a close.
"Furthermore, I wish to be treated with respect. No snide comments as to my decision, no comments of "marrying me to a nice Jewish doctor." That joke has a negative effect on me.
"I am mentally nineteen years old. I can make these decisions for myself. You all will just have to accept it."
Silence spread throughout the staff of Enmachou.
Hisoka began to feel slightly nervous. But he held his ground. He refused to be someone he wasn't any longer. Right. He wouldn't break his face of indifference.
Slowly, mischievous grins spread across the shinigami's faces. Watari was the one to break the silence.
"'Bout time, Bon. Now we can give ya the official induction!"
~Owari~
Authoress' Notes: Yay! ^_^ Poor 'Soka chan. Bet he wasn't expecting that… This is a one-shot, but if sequels are wanted, I suppose it could be a mini gag series… R&R Onegaishimasu! ^_^