Will Schuester was sitting at his desk marking some paper in spanish even though he can't speak Spansih when Rachel come in and sit on the other side of the desk. "Oh hey Mr. Schue," Rachel shrieked "what's up?"
"Hi Rachel, " Shue said with a dazzling smile, "I'm just grading your Spanish paper right now."
"I don't take Spankish," Rachel said suspiciously.
"You do now," William said, cracking a whip. Wh-tschh!
"Mr. Shoe WTF is going on where did you get that whip and I told you I don't do Spandex."
"Oh, sorry Rachel I must have mistaken you for that other girl in my Spangly class," Will mewed. He scratched behind his ears.
Rachel laughed hysterically and slammed the door too William Schuester's office so that the door was closed. "How dare you forget who I am?" she shrieked, "I am Rachel Berry and won day I am going too have a TONY award and an ACADEMY award and you think you can just mistake me for some girl who isn't your number one glee club singer?"
"Earache..." Will said slowly, "Your more then my number one glee club singer. Your my...number one.
Rachel's eyes filled with tears and then the tears started falling out and she started crying. She cried, "Oh my goodness Mr. Shu that is so romantic and it's the nicest thing anybody's ever said too me and wow it really means a lot. Thankyou."
"I love you, Rachel Shueberry," said Will.
"I love you too, Mr. Sheu. But my name is Rachel Berry," said Rachel, bristling with anger. The hairs on the back of her neck started too prickle and stand on end.
"But after we get married it will be Rachel Schnozberry."
"Mr. Schue you are actually insane. Um wouldn't it be Rachel Schuester if I married you? Or maybe Rachel Berry-Schuester? That sounds good. Yeah, that sounds good. Either way it's way too early to start thinking about marriage, Schnuekie. We haven't even kissed yet."
William smiled, "Then come over hear and kiss me."
Rachel roared like a lion in heat that is searching for lionesses in heat in the scalding heat of the Simpsons dessert and climbed over the desk, scattering the spanx papers everywhere. She leaned in to kiss him.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A CRASH AND RACHEL LEANED TOO FAR AND SHE TIPPED OVER THE DESK AND LANDED TOO HARD OF WILL AND HIS CHAIR TIPPED BACK AND SMASHED THE WINDOW RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND THEN WILL SCREAMED AND FELL OUT THE WINDOW INTO WHAT IS NOW CALLED THE WILLIAM SCHUEBERRY MEMORIAL FOUNTAIN AND THE PARAMEDICS WHO WERE THERE (AKA SWIM COACH BLAINE AND REGULAR-VERSION BLAINE) PRONOUNCED HIM DEAD.
"There goes Spanish!" Sue said gleefully.