The Dursleys sat in their perfect living room, in their perfect house, perfect garden, sitting in silence. Dudley's daughter Daisy had just received a letter from Hogwarts and Uncle Vernon was fuming. Daisy and her mother went away for the weekend to her grandmothers and the Dudley had asked Harry to come with his kids. He had not told his parents but was needing help and thought Harry could solve this problem and calm down Vernon. He was very hopeful.

Suddenly the doorbell rang and the whole family jumped, Dudley sat in an awkward silence with his father as Petunia answered the door. Outside stood a tall young man with raven hair and emerald eyes carrying a 4 year old on his hip and a red haired woman holding onto two Harry lookalikes, about age 6 and 7.

"Harr. Harry?" Petunia stuttered.

"I'm guessing Dudley didn't tell you I was coming?"

"No, no, but it's quite alright, um, come on in, Vernon's in the lounge."

They entered to find a furious Vernon standing in the doorway.

"They are NOT STAYING HERE!" He screamed at Petunia, "Get out of my house boy, or else!"

"I'm not a child anymore and I assure you I will not leave, and it's good to see you too." Harry flounced on into the room and Dudley stood up to give him a hug.

"Thanks for coming Harry. Hey, sorry about before, I was a bully, and I didn't think you would come!"

"Mummy made him! They were fighting all night!" Lily chirped in. Harry blushed.

"That's quite alright, I don't blame you. Anyway, sit down! And who are these lovely children!"

"Well, you already meet Lily," Harry told him and poked her nose.

"Lil, Lily?" Petunia looked shocked but a small smile spread across her face.

"Yes, quite a resemblance, but anyway this is James and Albus. You can call him Al, he hates the name Albus!"

"Would you like it if you were named after a slimy git, head of slytherin, and a principal."

"ALBUS SEVERUS! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT SNAPE AND DUMBLEDOR THAT WAY, THEY WERE TWO IMPORTANT FIIGURES IN YOUR FATHERS CHILDHOOD, AND YOU WILL DO WELL TO..."

"Ginny, honey, please?"

"Fine, only because we're in public!" She crossed her arms and Dudley stifled a giggle.

"Anyway, this is Ginny, my wonderful wife, and currently a very grumpy one." She hit his arm playfully and `then turned to Petunia.

"So, um, how long are you staying for?" Petunia asked.

"I don't know, Dudley said we should at least stay to see Daisy, after all she is the reason we came!"

"You could stay until Tuesday? She'll be back on Monday, but you know she will be in school."

"School? I thought she was only going to Hogwarts this year?"

"DON'T SAY THAT WORD IN MY HOUSE!" Vernon roared. He was not preparing for Lily to climb of her fathers lap and storm over to him.

"UCLE VERNON! THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOUT! USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE AND IF YOU DARE INSULT HOGGYWARTS AGAIN I WILL HEX YOU SOOOOO HARD EVEN EVIL AUNTY MARGE WILL FEEL IT! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD! SO YOUR JUST A BIG MEANY!" She turned around whipping her red hair and sat back on Harry's knee. Everyone seemed very taken aback until Harry said, "Vocal cords like her mother!" And Ginny and Lily set him death stares as Dudley Harry and the two boys feel on the floor laughing.

Aunt Petunia had Harry and Ginny in the spare room and Dudley in his old room with the boys in Harry's old room, they were small enough to fit in the single bed, and Lily with Harry and Ginny. It was dinner time and they were talking about the wizerding world as Dudley would like to know how safe it was for Daisy. Vernon was in a huff and refused to talk to anyone.

"So, how is it? Is it safe?"

"Well you see..." Harry began but was interrupted by his kids, who knew the story of how Harry saved the wizerding world back to front.

"WELL THERE WAS A BAD MAN." James.

"BUT THEN HE TRIED TO KILL DADDY!" Lily.

"BUT HE ACTUALLY KILLED GRANNY AND GRANDPA!" Albus.

"DADDY WAS FINE AND EVENTUALLY KILLED THE BAD MAN!" Said Lily.

"YEAH THERE WAS COOL LASER BEAMS AND IT WAS LIKE POW POW POW!" Said James.

"And dad saved us all, ad we all lived happily ever after." They all continued to eat their food as if nothing happened.

"Sorry, I knew George should have never told them those stories."

"It's alright, did you really?"

"Did I really what?"

"Do all that stuff?"

"Well I guess. But no laser beams."

"Yeah, just a fricking legendary wand, and a few horcruxs." Ginny murmured into her soup.