I do not own Star Wars, Hetalia or Sesame Street. Although if I did… THAT WOULD BE AWSOME!
The Emperor is being attacked by the Jedi. After cheating his death, again! So, yeah, let's get to the story.
Sith Lord: You'll never catch me Yoda!
Emily*my sis*: Wait didn't Yoda, like, die?
Ethan*me*: The world's stupidest Sith brought Yoda back to life to see if they could trick him into coming onto there side.
Emily: That makes no sense…
Ethan: Either that or he re-lived his childhood I haven't decide yet.
Emily: *sigh* YOU make no sense.
Ethan: It's a Jedi power!
Emily: Whatever.
Ethan: Now back to the story.
?: No, but Elmo will!
Sith Lord: What the heck?
Meanwhile
Feliciano: Ve~ Ludwig the invasion is going really well.
Lugwig: I can see that Feli.
Feliciano: Ve~ Ludwig more droids are coming!
Ludwig: Then DO something.
Feli: Ve~ Okay *grabs white flag and starts waving it*
Ludwig: Ugh… Never mind. Feli Go warn Kiku and the others.
Feli: Ve~? Oh, okay Ludwig!*runs off*
*Monitor buzzes and an image of Yoda appears*
Yoda: Bad news I have, Master Ludwig.
Ludwig: What is it Master?
Yoda: Sith Lord escaped he has. Come to help you I will.
Ludwig: Yes, Master.
Back with Elmo and the Sith Lord.
Creepy voice: *singing* Na Na Na Na Na Na Elmo has a Litesaber, to stab you. Elmo likes his goldfish but not you. That's Elmo's World.
Emily:*stares at Ethan* You terrify me sometimes…
Ethan: I thought Russia did that.
Emily: Not as much as you.
Ethan: Let's just get back to the story.
Emily: Fine…*whispered* Why'd I agree to write what the Hetalia character's say…*sigh* to late now… Oh well.
Elmo: Meet Elmo's apprentice
*Ivan walks in with Yao their prisoner*
Emily: Dude! Seriously!
Ethan: What I like there pairing.
Emily: How is that related to a pairing, exactly?
Ethan: Because- *hand slaps over mouth*
Emily: Dude you're going to ruin the story!
Ethan: Mff mff!
Ivan: You should not fight, da?
Emily: Meep. A-aren't you s-supposed to be i-in the s-story. Okay, u-um, b-back to the story I guess.
*Ivan pulls out litesaber and Elmo and Ivan start battling the Sith Lord while Yao tries to escape. Elmo notices and tells some droids to grab him.*
Meanwhile back with Feli
Feli: Ve~ Kiku. Ludwig said to warn you that the droids were coming.
Kiku: Thank you, Feliciano.
Feli: Ve~.
Kiku: Feliciano, tell Ludwig not to worry. We'll be ready for them.
Feli: Ve~! Yes, sir! *Goes to tell Ludwig*
?: Hello.
Feli: Ve?
?: You is comin wit us. *WHACK! Feli falls to ground knocked out*
Kiku
?: You're coming with us. *Zap! Kiku falls to ground knocked out as well.*
Back with Elmo
Elmo: Call in the army!
Ivan: Yes, master. *He says this while staring at Yao*
Emily: While that explains some of my last question. *Sigh* I suck at this…
Ethan: No you don't. If you did I wouldn'tve asked you.
Emily: Okay, MY turn to say back to the story.
Ethan: Whatever.
*After Ivan said that a giant baby army rushes in and chases the Sith Lord out*
Yao: What the heck, aru?
Baby Army: All hail the almighty Elmo!
Yao: …
*The baby army is now bowing down to Elmo and Ivan*
Emily: … No comment…
Ethan: Ivan!
Emily: Sorry! Okay, back to the story!
Ludwig and Yoda
Yoda: I sense something is wrong with Feliciano and Kiku.
*Ludwig stiffens when he hears something is wrong with Feli*
Ludwig: What is it Master?
Yoda: No time. We must get to our ship before they come for us too.
Ludwig: Yes, Master.
*They both head to their ship*
?: Dude! What's the matter Ludwig? You looked bummed.
Ludwig: Nothing, Alfred. We need to get out of here now.
Alfred: Where's Feli and Kiku?
Yoda: Captured, they have been.
Alfred: Oh… Sorry dude.
Yoda: Fly to Tatuin we shall.
Alfred: Gotcha! Okay everybody, buckle up!
Meanwhile
Ethan: Brother where are you going?
Methan: To get some training…Tell mom I'm not coming back.
Ethan: Okay! *Runs inside*
Emily: You know she'll try to find you.*jumps down next to Methan*
Methan: Not if I go somewhere she won't.
Emily:... I see. So it's like that. You know little brother, things might not turn up how you hope if you go there.
Methan: Don't care. Plus I'm strong with the force I'll be fine.
Emily: I know that since … we both are. I feel bad for Ethan…
Mom:WHAT!
Emily: Look's like Ethan told mom. You better hurry. Goodbye.
Methan: Goodbye, everyone! *Runs out of sight*
Emily:… I don't think little brother knows what he's gotten himself into.
On the ship
Ludwig: Alfred, slow down!
Alfred: Why? You said you wanted to get there fast.
Ludwig: Yes, but I don't want to die on the way!
Alfred: Don't worry you won't.
Ludwig: How do you know that?
Alfred: Because we're here.
Ludwig:*Facepalm*
?: Alfred! You're back! *Tackles Alfred*
Alfred: Whoa, dude you've gotten big, Ethan.
Emily: Duh, duh, duh!…Don't ask.
Ethan: Be quiet!
Emily: Don't wanna the side comments are fun.
Ethan:…
Emily:… Uh, back to the story?
Emily: Get off of him, git you're embarrassing yourself.
Ethan: Awww…..
Emily: Hey, Al. You a hero yet?
Alfred: Yep! I just saved these to from some, uh, kidnappers I think.
Ethan: Yay! Yay! Yay! … I want soda. *tries to use the force to get a can from the table over to him but after a few seconds it falls onto the ground*
Emily: *sigh* Looks like I have more cleaning to do…*Walks into the house*
Ethan: *notices the other two people there(Ludwig and Yoda) have litesabers so he walks up to Ludwig* Teach me to be a Jedi! Please! I'll do anything!
Ludwig: I-
Alfred: Sure he will!
Ethan: Yes!
Yoda: Settled then it is. Ludwig, a new apprentice then you have.
Ludwig: But, urgh, fine.
Emily: *Walks out* What about me?
Yoda: … Have the perfect Master for you I do.
Emily: Cool. Can my friend Angell come to?
Yoda: Fine with me it is.
Emily: All right! *runs to get Angell*
Ethan: Hooray!
The End!
Emily: What!
Ethan: But isn't it a happy ending?
Emily: Yes, but then there's a lot of questions you need to answer!
Ethan: It's the end of first chap then.
Emily: Urgh… Fine.
To Be Continued . . .
Okay this is my first story so it might not be that good but anyway please review and wait for the next chapter. :)