Once upon a time, a long time ago, someone was talking and I wasn't listening. Suddenly, I came up with this! So I wrote it!

Thanks to JoPo08 and her exclamation points!

The Tooth Fairy

"Hey, Winry!" I tapped Winry on the shoulder. She jumped and whirled around.

"Wha? Huh? Who was that?!"

"It's me! The tooth fairy!"

She relaxed. "Oh, it's just you. How come you never leave me alone? You know I don't believe in you any more, right?"

"That's a lie, and we both know it!" I scoffed. She rolled her eyes. She just didn't want to admit that she was fifteen and still believed in the tooth fairy.

Even though I'm real.

What a meanie!

"Look, just tell me what you want and leave, okay?" she said, giving me a glare.

I nodded vigorously, flying closer to her ear so she could hear me better. I'm rather short, only three inches tall.

"Edward's staying with you right now isn't he?" I asked. She nodded. "He has one last baby tooth, and I WANT it. You need to get it to fall out, okay?"

She laughed. "Are you SERIOUS?! He still has a baby tooth?" She laughed harder, clutching her stomach. "And he always acts so grown up! HA! So he really is just a kid! Damn, that's funny!"

"You're one to talk- you still believe in the tooth fairy!"

She stopped laughing. "I swear, I'll squish you," she growled.

"Look, just get the tooth, okay?" She sighed.

"I'll see what I can do."

Winry

Ed groaned.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"My tooth hurts," he muttered, massaging his jaw. "Owww..."

I snorted. "Just rip it out it out!"

"FUCK NO!" he yelled. "I HATE getting out loose teeth! It always bleeds, and the blood gets all over the inside of my mouth-"

"So the guy who lost his arm and leg is scared of a little blood in his mouth?" I taunted, smirking. "I'm surprised."

"SHUT UP!" he yelled, his face growing red. "It- It tastes bad, okay?!"

I laughed. "Suuure...Look, just let ME take it out then!"

"No! I'm not letting you stick your hands in my mouth just to getting a fucking TOOTH!"

"Look, just-"

"No, I-"

"SHUT UP-"

"YOU SHUT UP-"

"YOU KNOW WHAT-?!"

I grabbed my wrench off the table and forced his mouth open, ignoring his indignant yell.

"Just HOLD STILL!" I tightened my grip on the wrench and...

Damn, he screams LOUD!

The Tooth Fairy

"Here," Winry said lightly, handing me a white, if slightly bloody, tooth. I held it up, staring at it in awe.

"It's beautiful," I whispered. I looked up at her, grinning like a little girl. "How'd you get it?"

"Um...Never mind," Winry said. "Just, uh...Stay away from Ed, okay? He's...Recovering."

I didn't bother asking. With Winry, everything was a little strange.

But I just wondered if that girly scream yesterday really came from him.

The End