Ok! So, all I've been writing lately has been the Dip Drabbles, so I decided that I wanted a oneshot!! Which turned into a two shot XD
I'm still offering the art trade, and will now write three fic for every one Chase/Foreman!! I love this pairing but I seem to be one of the few!
This will have Bunny lovings in it before Dip lovings, but will have more dip lovings cause that's how I roll!!
Ante Up
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"Damien, watching you undress your boyfriend with your eyes is kinda creepy, please stop." Kenny McCormick said, grinning at his friend.
"Don't wanna." Damien said, going back to the lustful gaze he had been giving Pip.
"C'est vrai, mon ami. Ees ees very deesterbeeng." Christophe said, shaking his head.
"You're one to talk! I've seen how you stare at Gregory." Kenny laughed.
"If we're going to talk about staring, why don't we talk about you and Butters, huh? The only tent you popped on the group camping trip was the one in your pants." Damien teased.
"Whatever, man. Just drag your boytoy into a closet and get outta my hair already." Kenny said, dismissing the comment with a wave of his hand.
"Don't I wish, the perfect little fuck thinks we're nothing but friends." Damien muttered darkly.
"What? The devilishly sexy Damien who could get into almost anyone's pants without even trying can't get the one person he wants? How pathetically cliché." Kenny snickered.
"Shut up, man. You don't even know what you're talking about. It's not like a one-night stand where I can get in, get out, and get on with it." He said, running a perfect piano player's hand through his ebony black hair.
"Then tell him you love him then drag him into the closet and fuck him till he can't think straight." Kenny said, as if it were obvious and just that simple.
Damien just growled at him. Kenny laughed and put up his hands in surrender.
"Fine, I'll tell ya what. I'll get Butters to go out with me and get in his pants in the same day. If I succeed, you have to try it, if not…at least ask him on a date, ok?" Kenny said, compromising.
"Fine, whatever." Damien shot. "But it's not my fault when you screw things up with the one person who gives a damn about you when you die anymore."
Kenny just grinned and went to find Butters.
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"Kenny I-I don't know about th-this." Butters said, mashing his knuckles together in the adorable way that made Kenny want to jump him right then and there.
"It's ok, Buttercup. I promise you'll enjoy yourself." Before during and after. Kenny snickered in his mind. This was going to be good. Not only did he get his own little blonde toy, but he got the stick out of Damien's ass. And a stick up Pip's.
"O-ok." Butters answered, looking everywhere but at Kenny. Well they couldn't have that, now could they? Kenny took Butters' chin between his thumb and forefinger and lifted it up so the boy's wide, baby blue eyes met his own.
Kenny smiled and lent down, lips so close to Butters that they were almost kissing. He smirked and said, "See you later, then." And walked away, leaving Butters flushed with a rapidly beating heart.
Butters practically squealed. He was going on a date! Not just a date, a date with Kenny McCormick!
"Hello, Butters. How has your day been?" A certain blonde angel who the Anti-Christ has been crushing on for quite a long time greeted Butters.
"Hey, Pip! I just g-got asked o-on a d-date! By K-kenny!" Butters said, eyes sparkling. "Oh hamburgers!" He said, suddenly pale and sick looking. "I have no idea wh-what to do on a d-d-date!" He moaned, covering his face with his hands.
"I've been on a date before." Pip supplied. True, it had been years ago and he and Estella had done nothing much more than sit at the table and have her insult him, but it had been a date.
Butters looked at him like he was his guardian angel. "How do I do it?" He asked quickly, not even stuttering. He looked pathetic and like he was on the verge of tears, and who was Pip to say no to friend in need.
"Well, normally you go out somewhere." He said, urging Butters to say where they were going.
"Kenny said w-we're going t-to the m-movies." Butters said, nodding like Pip had said something wise and sagely.
"And then you sit and you'll talk for a while, maybe you'll even hold hands. Although, knowing Kenny, he'll probably at least want to kiss you." He said, putting a finger on his cheek and thinking. Butters just nodded, hanging on his every word. Really he only knew what Estella had insulted him for not doing and what he had picked up from listening to the girls gossip.
"Then he'll either walk or drive you home, and if he had a nice time he'll walk you to the door and try to kiss you goodnight. That's ok, but whatever you do: Don't let him take advantage of you!" Pip said firmly.
"W-what's that mean?" Butters asked, Pip had forgotten exactly who he was talking to.
"Butters, you know what sex it right?" Butters nodded solemnly, eyes going wide.
"Well, taking advantage of someone is when you talk them in having sex even though they really aren't sure they want to. Kenny, being the pervert he is, will probably try to have sex with you. You can't let him! You have to defend your honor. And if he does, don't get mad at him. He's a guy, what can you do?" He said, not exactly knowing what the girls had meant by this, but it sounded significant.
"O-ok, Pip." Butters nodded, heading off to class.
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Kenny smiled charmingly at Butters when he answered the door, only to realize that it was his father. He kept the smile and said in a voice that got everyone's parents completely trusting of and smitten with him. "Hey, Mr. Stotch. I came here to pick up Butters."
Mr. Stotch smiled and clapped Kenny on the back, falling for the boy's tricks. "Of course. Go get Butters." He said to his wife.
He turned back to Kenny. "I trust you'll take good care of our son, Kenny?" He asked with a good-natured grin. Kenny just flashed him another perfect smile and nodded. Kenny was nothing if not charming.
"Good!" Mr. Stotch exclaimed, shoving him and Butters out the door. Kenny opened the passenger door of his beat up old truck for Butters, then slid over the hood and got in on his own side.
"Ready?" He asked, grinning at Butters as the smaller blonde nodded, a cute blush tinting his cheeks a light pink.
Kenny grinned and slung one arm around Butters, taking off towards the movie theatre.
Butters looked up at the blonde, blue eyes wide as his face heated up. He was so close to Kenny, but he didn't know why he was so flushed. His heart was beating a million miles a minute and when the charming blonde smiled at him he forgot to breath.
"You ok, Buttercup?" He asked, hugging the blonde a little closer.
"Y-yeah." Butters breathed, not sure why the older boy's voice sent shivers down his spine and hazed his mind over so pleasantly. It dripped like honey, the words sliding of his tongue to slip right down to Butters…what? Why did his special place feel like that? Maybe he was too close to Kenny after all.
"K-kenny, shouldn't you c-concent-trate on d-driving? He said, slipping the arm off his shoulder and sliding back over to the other side of the truck. He took a few deep, even breaths, trying to regain his composure.
Kenny pouted slightly, but didn't push it. He smirked inwardly at the obvious signs of arousal Butters was giving off. He could get into the little blonde's bed tonight, easy.
The rest of the ride passed in silence, with neither of the kids in the truck saying much. When they got to their destination, Kenny hopped out and ran over to the other side of the truck to get Butters' door for him. Butters thanked him shyly and only jumped a little bit when Kenny wrapped an arm around him.
Kenny bought their tickets and headed inside, asking Butters if he'd like anything from the counter. When Butters shook his head, they headed to the theatre. The dark, almost empty theatre.
Butters didn't know why he thought that idea was so appealing. Kenny led him to the very back of the dark cinema and did something Butters did not expect: He pulled the smaller boy into his lap.
Butters gasped and tried to wriggle away, but when it was clear that he wouldn't be let go, he stopped.
Kenny was almost disappointed that the boy had stopped his wriggling, it had rubbed him through his jeans and now he was hard and had the most amazingly sexy guy in his lap. At least if he had gotten off Butters wouldn't have had the proof of his lust poking his backside.
And Butters noticed it, alright. He gasped as something that was decidedly not a gun in Kenny's pants poked him.
"K-kenny?" He asked, innocent eyes wide and frightened.
Kenny cursed inwardly, hoping he could play it off. "What, Buttercup?" He said, slightly breathless as the boy turned his hips slightly to look at him.
"What is that?" He said, indicating the thing poking his butt.
Kenny laughed huskily, trying to play it off as something else. "That's my phone, Buttercup." He lied.
Butters didn't believe him, but sighed and accepted it. He wiggled around to get more comfortable, unconsciously rubbing against Kenny's arousal.
"Butters." Kenny moaned, not able to stop himself.
Butters blushed, and immediately tried to get off of Kenny's lap. He was becoming aroused as well, even if he didn't know what was going on. Kenny didn't let him go, though. Instead, he took hold of Kenny's hips and ground his clothed erection into him while rubbing his hand over Butters' own excited groin.
Butters tipped his head back on Kenny's shoulder, moaning. "K-kenny, st-stop!" He begged, body betraying him as he arched into the touch.
"You don't want me to." He whispered seductively into his ear. "You want me to keep going." Butters shuddered despite himself.
"Say it, Butters. Say you want me to keep going." Kenny said, rubbing him faster. Butters felt close to the edge, but to the edge of what?
"No K-kenny, stop." He said more firmly, taking Kenny's arms and throwing them off, getting up out of the seat and sitting down in another.
Kenny growled as the other blonde got up, sapphire eyes a deep navy with lust. He grabbed the blonde by his hips and pulled him into his lap so that he was straddling him.
Butters squeaked as Kenny pulled him into his lap, struggling to get away. He froze as he felt a pair of warm, soft lips on his own. He melted into the kiss, mind not working well enough to warn him of the danger. He couldn't even remember that a second ago the boy kissing him had been trying to rub him off or that they were in a public place. All he could think of was how Kenny tasted of cigarettes and strawberry pop tarts.
It suddenly all came rushing back to him as Kenny ground their hips together, but suddenly he couldn't bring himself to care. He panted and moaned as he ground back, wanting something but not knowing what it was.
"That's it, Buttercup. Do it just like that." Kenny panted as they ground together. Suddenly, the friction was gone and Butters whimpered, eyes hooded and face flushed.
"Not here, Buttercup. I want this to be more special for you." Kenny said, kissing him softly as he picked him up and set him on his feet, leading him out of the movie theatre.
They climbed into Kenny's truck attached at the lips. Butters squeaked as Kenny's tongue dove into his mouth, but moaned as their tongues danced together. He never thought that poptarts and cigarettes could taste so…sexy.
That was the only word he could think of to describe it. That was the only word to describe a lot about the boy whose tongue was in his mouth. His voice, his smile, the way he had moaned his name in the movie theatre. It was all so sexy, sending shivers down his spine and electric bolts of pleasure coursing to his…areas.
Butters moaned into the kiss, something snapping inside of him as he turned from innocent bystander to full-blown participant. He giggled and slipped his hands up Kenny's shirt, running them lightly over his chest.
He whimpered as he was pushed off, not understanding why. But when Kenny flashed him that smile as he started up the car, he accepted it and let the taller blonde pull him close with one arm.
Kenny grinned and sped towards his house as fast as he could in his beat up old truck. Looks like Damien would be getting some. And so would he.
Kenny screeched to s stop in the driveway, almost tearing the door off of its rusted hinges in his haste to get Butters out and into his bed.
Butters jumped out, tackling Kenny in a kiss and sliding his tongue into the taller blonde's mouth.
Kenny moaned as he got a taste of Butters sweet mouth. He tasted like warm brown sugar and cinnamon, kind of like a cinnamon roll. He picked the little blonde up, Butters legs going around his waist, and carried him into the house.
His parents and siblings weren't there, so they didn't have to worry about weird looks or disruptions. Kenny carried Butters into his room, kissing him the entire way. He locked the door behind them and threw the little blonde onto the bed.
He looked amazingly sexy like that, spread-eagled and flushed on Kenny's bed, but he would look even sexier if he didn't have all those clothes on, Kenny decided.
He fingered the zipper on his orange jacket before pulling it down slowly. He let it slide down his shoulders and to the floor, crossing his arms across his stomach to lift his shirt up seductively, exposing the taut skin of his stomach to Butters inch by inch.
Butters was flushed and panting, laying open and vulnerable on Kenny's bed looking completely fuckable. His eyes were wide as he watched the strip-tease.
Kenny smirked and undid his belt, sliding it from the loops of his pants and letting it drop into the growing pile of clothes. He popped the button on his jeans as Butters' eyes became dark and hooded with lust.
He played with the zipper on his pants before lowering it tooth by tooth. Butters' breath was now coming in ragged pants and gasps and he was impossibly hard down there.
Kenny hooked his fingers into the waistband of his pants, sliding them and his boxers off his hips slowly. He stepped out of them, standing completely bare before Butters.
"Kenny." Butters moaned, reaching for the naked boy he wanted so, so much. Kenny complied, joining Butters on the bed and kissing him deeply. Butters returned the kiss, running his hands over Kenny's bare chest.
Kenny slid his hands up Butters shirt, fingers teasing over his chest and abs as he lifted his shirt over his head. Butters moaned, arching into the touches. Kenny kissed a path from his lips, down his jaw, over his neck, and to his chest. He worshipped the pale chest and abs with his teeth and tongue, licking and biting and kissing until Butters was writing beneath the hot mouth.
"Kenny, please." He had no idea what he was begging for, but he knew that he needed more. Kenny's hands went to Butters pants, undoing the button and zipper. He kissed his hip bones as he slipped the jeans down his slim hips, revealing…Hello Kitty panties? This was better than Kenny thought.
He chuckled and kissed Butters' hips as he hooked his fingers into the elastic of the adorable little panties and slid them ever so slowly down the blonde's hips, kissing every inch of skin the fabric ghosted over.
Butters gasped and arched, desperate for something more. His private place was aching with desire. Kenny let the panties drop to the floor and licked Butters cock.
Butters gasped, back bowing and fists twisting in the sheets. "Oh h-hamburgers, yes!" He moaned as he arched into the tongue lapping at his privates.
"You like that, Buttercup? That's just the start of what I'm going to do to you." He said huskily, breathing against Butters' aching member. Butters moaned at the words, hot liquid pleasure running through his veins.
"Please Kenny, I need you." He pleaded, blue eyes half-lidded and breathing ragged. Kenny nodded and retrieved the lube from his bedside table.
He slicked three fingers, rubbing the cold liquid to warm it up. He wanted this to be as good as possible for Butters. He placed a single finger on the blonde's opening, looking at him seriously.
"Are you sure?" He asked, not wanting to rush it.
"Yes! Just get it in!" He whined, opening his legs farther. Kenny groaned, his dick twitching as Butters made the provocative movement.
Kenny slipped his finger slowly into Butters' opening, kissing away the tears that welled up in his eyes at the slightly uncomfortable intrusion. He let Butters get used to it before moving it within him. Soon, Butters was gasping at the sensation and moaning for more.
Kenny added another finger, thrusting them gently to get Butters looser before scissoring his fingers. He smirked as he found the bundle of nerves that would make the blonde scream.
"Oh God, Kenny! Fuck!" He said, the curse slipping from his lips before he could stop it. It was strangely erotic coming from such an innocent person. Kenny added the last finger, stretching the blonde as far as he could.
He kept brushing his prostate, trying to distract him from the pain. Soon the smaller blonde was writhing and pushing back on the fingers. Kenny removed them when the seemingly innocent boy was ready.
He slicked his cock with some lube, groaning at his own hand on his member and resisting the urge to stroke himself. He positioned himself at Butters' entrance and pushed in slowly.
Butters gasped out in pain, Kenny was bigger than the three fingers that had been inside him before. Kenny kissed him warmly, soothing the tears away. He was buried up the hilt, completely still. He didn't want to move until Butters could take it.
Soon, the stillness wasn't enough for the blonde. He needed friction, movement. He backed up shyly onto Kenny, urging him to move.
Kenny gladly complied, pulling out slowly and thrusting back in. He aimed straight for where he knew the boy's sweet spot was, hitting it dead on. Butters keened, wrapping his legs around Kenny's waist and his arms around his neck.
"K-kenny! Oh, God! Yes!" Butters cried out as he met Kenny thrust for thrust. He mewled and purred in pleasure as Kenny grabbed his cock and started stroking him in time with their movements.
"You're so fucking hot, kitten. Those noises you make drive me crazy." Kenny growled into Butters ear. Butters gave a keening noise and mewled out.
"God! Please, don't stop –ah- talking!" Butters pleaded. Kenny's smooth low voice was like liquid pleasure, dripping off his tongue like honey.
"Does my voice turn you on, kitten? Does it make you hot, Buttercup? You make me so fucking horny. I wanna see you come, come for me." He commanded, his voice a low, seductive growl.
Butters felt something coming over him, waves of pleasure speeding over him as he exploded. "KENNY!!" He cried out so loud that he could've sworn that the whole universe could hear him. He shuddered and spasmed as his first orgasm exploded in every pore of his body.
"Fucking hell, Butters!" Kenny moaned as he came, spilling his seed deep within his new lover.
Butters was still clenching and unclenching his fists in the sheets, moaning and arching. Finally, the last wave of pleasure washed over him and he collapsed back onto the bed.
He felt so full and whole with Kenny buried inside of him and his warm semen filling him. He whimpered, half in pain and half in disappointment, when Kenny pulled out of him. He smiled and felt slightly better when Kenny pulled Butters onto his chest and buried his face in his hair.
"I love you, Buttercup." He said softly.
"I love you too, Kenny." Butters said, looking up at Kenny with sparkling blue eyes filled with love.
They fell asleep in each other's arms and didn't wake up until it was time for school the next day.
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When Butters came into school in clothes that were whole sizes too big and looking thoroughly sated, Pip knew something was up.
"I thought I told you not to have sex with him, Butters!" He wailed.
"But, Pip! It w-wasn't bad l-like the girls said it w-would be, it was…well it was g-gosh darned great." He said, grinning like an idiot.
"That's not the point! What happened to defending you honor! You let Kenny take your innocence without a fight!" He said, actually mad at Butters for this.
"It's n-not like I didn't w-want it!" Butters said, pouting. He was not going to fell bad about what he had done with Kenny. It had been amazing, even if it had hurt in the morning.
"Butters, you're limping! How are you going to sit through class?" He asked, steaming.
Damien interrupted them with a cough.
"Oh, hello Damien. How are you today?" He asked brightly. Damien gulped, blushing. He instantly frowned, regaining his composure.
He shot Pip a sexy smirk and let his voice drop into a seductive baritone. "You should go to dinner with me, Pip." He suggested, quirking a brow.
"Why, so you can take advantage of me and steal my innocence like Kenny did to Butters? No thank you." Pip said, still mad. He started to walk away, but Damien yelled after him.
"God dammit, Pip! I love you! This isn't about sex or taking your virginity, it's about wanting to have a nice fucking dinner with you!" He shouted, red eyes blazing with anger and hurt.
"Fine then! You want me to go to dinner with you, I'll go!" Pip shouted back. "And by the way, I love you too you asshole!" He stormed to class, dragging the limping Butters with him.
"I get why he's mad at you, but why'd he have to punish me?" Kenny whined as the angry blonde took his boyfriend away.
"Cause you're a horny fucktard who put the wrong ideas in his head. Now I'm never getting any." Damien joked. But he really didn't care, the dinner really wasn't about sex. It was about showing Pip he cared. And Pip apparently cared, too.
Damien grinned, smile stretching from ear to ear. Pip loved him! Pip fucking Pirrup fucking loved him!
Damien let out a whoop of joy and rushed off to class, he couldn't wait for Friday night!
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Woot! Probably the longest chapter I've ever written! This is probably how long dancing queen would've been if I had written the lemon instead of being lazy. Of course, I'm gonna break it into another chapter for Pip and Damien's date and subsequent smexings.