AN: You know the drill. Everything belongs to JK Rowling.
Disneyland belongs to Disney Co, as does all the cooky characters who roam
around getting beat up.
"Hey, look
at this," Hermione called, "The Muggle Studies class is hosting a trip to a
Muggle theme park called Disneyland."
"Great
Hermione, sign us up!"
****
"Attention!"
Sirus's voice boomed out over the crowd, "OK JUST SHUT UP!"
That got
everyone's attention. Sirus was the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and
owing to the fact that everyone had believed he was a murderer for years, he
commanded a certain amount of respect, even though he was innocent.
All the
students were dressed in Muggle clothes. The Great Hall was full of harrassed
looking teachers, and eager students.
"OK," Sirus
continued, "We will read off your groups. First: Ron Weasley, Harry Potter,
Hermione Granger, Fred, George, and Ginny Weasley, and Draco Malfoy."
"WHAT?" Ron
exploded, "We have to go with THAT creep?"
Sirus
glared at him, but looked sympathetic. "Go over to your Portkey now, and you'll
be transported to just inside the front gate. Hurry up, the next groups have to
go too."
As the
seven of them touched the Portkey, Harry felt his navel jerk.
They were
standing in an almost empty area with a picture of a mouse made out of flowers.
"What is
this place?" Malfoy asked.
"Disneyland,
duh, you slimy git." Fred said.
"Yeah, and
according to the Muggle Studies people it's called the Happiest Place on Earth,
so be nice." Ginny glared both of them.
"I've always
wanted to come here," Hermione giggled, "It's a very famous place." She pulled out a brocure.
"Lets go
here," Malfoy said, pointing at a dot on the map that said '48'.
Harry
shrugged. "Whatever, Malfoy. If you want to go on 'Space Mountain', that's fine
with me. Hope it isn't to scary for you."
"You wish,
Potter."
"Come on,
let's go," George said.
They set
off across the park, Hermione ranting on and on about how this was such a big
amusement park, and how Muggles loved it.
Space
Mountain turned out to have a long walkway into a large room with little cars
that left when they were full of people.
"This is
called a roller coaster," Hermione told the Weasleys and Malfoy.
"We know,
Granger," Malfoy sneered, "We all took the Muggle Studies lessons."
They
climbed into the car, Harry and Ron in the front, Ginny and Hermione behind
them, Malfoy by himself, and the twins in the back. Fred and George where
whispering as the car left.
Harry
thought this was a little gaudy, and relaxed into his seat. They were going up
a ramp with a bright light at the top, then they passed it… There was almost
pitch blackness, although he saw flashing lights everywhere. When the roller
coaster picked up speed he was thrown back against the chair. It was a bit like
flying, only without the broomstick and a bit slower. The wind was in his hair,
he loved this.
Then he
heard a sharp howl. He wheeled around and saw Fred and George sending sparks at
Malfoy in the darkness, and occasionally sending fireworks up into the air.
He and Ron
laughed as Hermione sent out curses to dim the fireworks as she yelled at Fred
and George for breaking anti-magic rules. "You can get Malfoy LATER, "she
screamed.
"Petrificus
Totalus!" Ginny yelled, and Malfoy, George, and Fred were all suddenly
silent and still. "That's better, Hermione's right you know."
They
emerged from the train, Malfoy looking extrememly dishivled. Hermione was
ranting at Fred and George, telling them to act their age.
"You know
what Hermione, I think we're going to leave you now," said George.
"Yeah,"
agreed Fred, "We have more rides to tamper."
****
Peter Pan Ride:
"Freshly
caught Cornish Pixies!" George gloated, "Bye, Tinkerbell."
Indiana Jones Ride:
"Help, a
basilisk!" Malfoy screamed as an enormous snake stuck it's head out, "Stupefy!"
"Malfoy,
you prat," Ginny told him, "It's fake!"
Ron
shuddered as they went past a wall covered in bugs.
It's a Small World:
"Hogwarts,
Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts…" sang the little animated eskimos and Dutch
children. Fred and George snickered.
Pirates of the Carribean:
"Help!
Fire!" Hermione shrieked.
"I didn't
do it!" Malfoy said. He and Ron had been shooting hexes at each other.
"WILL YOU
ALL SHUT UP!" Harry yelled, "IT IS ALL FAKE HERE!"
Tom Sawyer Ferry:
A huge
tentacle rose from the lake. Muggles on the raft screamed.
"I knew
inviting the giant squid was a stroke of genius," laughed Fred.
****
It was five'o clock, time to go back to Hogwarts. Glaring at
Malfoy, they took the Portkey toghether. In two seconds they were back at
Hogwarts. And they were safe.
AN: Corny, I know, but it's my stress relief. God, don't
judge me by this.
