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Sonic the…Rapper?
Chapter 1: Sonic Needs to Become a Hero

Sonic the Hedgehog, his friends, Miles "Tails" Prower, Cream the Rabbit and Sonic's crush, Amy Rose entered the Burger King for their lunch. They got online and ordered their food. Tails got a Whopper with Fries, Cream ordered two Big Kids Meals, one for her and one for Cheese.

"I'll have 8-piece Chicken Tenders with Onion Rings, not Fries, and make my Coke a Coke Icee" Amy ordered

Amy, the love of my life, Sonic thought Someday, I'll win her heart. "I'll have what she's having,"

The guy behind the counter thought he wanted what the lady who was awaiting her food wanted "This guy wants 20 Whoppers too!"

"20 Whoppers? I wanted what Amy's having" Sonic explained

"Oh," the guy behind the counter got Sonic his order.

Sonic got to the table where his friends were sitting and complained about the service and food quality of Burger King. The others thought it was hypocritical since they were eating in Burger King right now. Two employees heard him and walked over to the table.

"You got a problem with us?" The first guy said

"No, not you!" Sonic panicked, these guys were big…or were they Eggman's robots?

"I think he does" The second one said

"Hey, leave him alone!" Amy shouted

"Amy wants you to leave her friend alone" A robotic voice said. The voice belonged to E-102 Gamma, who is attached to Amy ever since she saved his life…talk about obsessive. "Now you shall perish…" Gamma took out a deadly…microphone? "I'd like to tell you my life story…"At those words the group was out of the joint…as well as everyone else, except the employees.

Later that day, Sonic talked to Tails about what happened in the Burger King. "Man Tails, I'm wimpy!" Sonic complained

"So?"

"So? What will Amy think of me?"

"How about you have Knuckles train you?"

"No way…how will I win Amy's heart?" Sonic thought for a minute "Wait, I know, I GOTTA BELIEVE!!!"

"How about you have Knuckles train you?"

"That's a great idea! Why didn't you say that before?"

"I did Sonic!"

So Sonic, being the fastest Hedgehog on Earth, ran to Knuckles' Dojo in less than a minute. When he arrived, Knuckles was taking a nap on his sofa, with rock music blaring in his ears.

Sonic arrived and said "How can he sleep like that?"

Knuckles woke up with a start "I DON'T WANNA BUY YOUR CDS!!!" he shouted. He saw Sonic "Oh, it's you Sonic, I'm a little tired from my date with Tikal so come back another day"

"But you need to teach me how to fight!"

Knuckles jumped off his sofa "Why didn't you say so? I'm glad you've finally decided to stop being wimpy!"

"It's for Amy"

"Even better!" he put his arm around Sonic's shoulder "I'll teach you Karate…through rapping!"

"Rapping? But I hate wrapping"

"It'll help you memorize it better, now lets rap!"

The Echidna put on a rap music and started rapping.

"Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind, If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find that all the things, I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya, nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now, KICK!"
"Kick"
"PUNCH!"
"Punch"
"CHOP!"
"Chop"
"BLOCK!"
"Block"
"Once more now, KICK!"
"Kick"
"PUNCH!"
"Punch"
"CHOP!"
"Chop"
"And BLOCK!"
"Block"
"Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky, we gonna move down to the next ya jockey now, DUCK!"
"Duck"
"JUMP!"
"Jump"
"TURN!"
"Turn"
"POSE!"
"Listen carefully, JUMP!"
"Jump"
"POSE!"
"Pose"
"DUCK!"
"Duck"
"And TURN!"
"Turn"
"Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better, kick to the limit in order to get her now, KICK! PUNCH!"
"Kick, punch"
"CHOP! BLOCK!"
"Chop, block"
"CHOP! KICK!"
"Chop, kick"
"PUNCH! BLOCK!"
"Punch, block"
"It's gonna get harder now, DUCK AND JUMP!"
"Duck, jump"
"TURN AND POSE!"
"Turn, Pose"
"DUCK AND TURN!"
"Duck, Turn"
"JUMP AND POSE!"
"Jump, Pose"
"Come on now, why don't you follow my words, because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first, I wanna see if you wanna see what it means to be the man with the master plan, are you the man now? (Sonic looked at Knuckles weirdly) Here we go now, KICK PUNCH BLOCK!"
"Kick, Punch, Block"
"Chop Kick Block!"
"Chop, Kick, Block"
"BLOCK TURN AND KICK IT!"
"Block, Turn, Kick"
"Block Duck Punch!"
"Block, Duck, Punch"
"Duck Duck Turn!"
"Duck, Duck, Turn"
"Jump Kick Chop!"
"Jump, Kick, Chop"
"and PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!!!"
"Punch, Punch, Punch"

"That's it for today," Knuckles turned off the music, "Good job, Sonic, you can go onto the next stage"

"But I wasn't even trying," Sonic was confused

"I know, I never want to teach you again…GO!!!"

Like the Hedgehog he is , Sonic ran out yelling "YAHOO!!! ALRIGHT!!!"

Meanwhile, Gamma finished up his story and saw that his opponents were broken. "How rude," he walked off.

Mars: Heh heh…
Tidus: R&R
Jenny: Or die!!!