naru-chan13: I'm a new author here so go easy on me okay?
Sasuke: Why?
Naruto: O.O Ohhh, your gonna get it!
Sasuke: -.- riiight so when's the author geting here?
Naruto: ... Aren't I the baka
naru-chan13: Not here you aren't, and Sasuke sweetie.
I will say this slowly. I am your mas- author, yeah author...
Sasuke: ... kuso
Naruto: Thanks, now we all suffer. Except me... and maybe Hinata :) so...
Sucks to be you.
Sasuke: Bitch
Naruto: looks around frantically
Sasuke: What's his problem
naru-chan13: You didn't read the summary did you. Nobody ever reads the summary.
Sasuke?
naru-chan13: You'll see
I don't own Naruto or any of the characters
unless I get bored and stick in an OC
"Talking"
'Thinking'
'Inner voice'
'Demon talking in mind'
(Authors coments )
Just to say, Naruto has become dead-last but, is friends with Hinata, AND basically ignores everyone else. Also, everyone is wearing their normal clothes from the anime.
13 years ago
... Kyubii attack, Yodame dies and Naruto gets a demon, people lable Naruto monster etc.
You'd think, somewhere in this chaos someone would actually check Naruto's gender... Oh well :)
3 years later (not a type-o)
A boy with blond spiky hair was running down the street with the biggest (and fakest) smile on his face. He finally stopped at an apartment building. (A very crappy one at that) Quickly, he ran inside the one at the top, which was quite a feet for a 3 year old. Especially since, said 3 year old walked up the wall to do it.
"Rin-chan! I'm home!" And there in front of Naruto was a little black bird with a piece of red cloth tied around one of its wings. (Rin is short for Hyourin) "How are you feeling? Can I get you anything before Kyu-kun and I train?" (Bwahaha, I'm such a bitch sometimes. Not now but soon) Getting a negative response Naruto did some handseals and formed a weak genjutsu in his roo. It wasn't because that was all he could manage, but if someone came in and found the genjutsu he couldn't explain it. This way, he can say he wanted to try it and just fell asleep after.
In Naruto's Mind
... It really wasn't that bad. He had such a strong will that he actually changed it from the sewer it once was. There was also a fence and in the middle was kyubii. Also, on the fence was a sign, "Do Not Feed The Demon. Thank You" Kyubii was currently leaning against said sign in humanoid form eating a hotdog. He had long red hair and red eyes. He was also wearing an all black fighting gee with red sashes tied around his elbows waist knees and instead of shoes, he had red cloth tied around them exposing his heel and toe. Naruto soon apesred in the same clothes but with a completely blank face. She walked up to the demon who ignored her presence
and, she glomped him. "Hi kyu-kun!"
" Oy kit, come its time for training."
" Okay, but 1) where did you get that and 2) how many years this time?"
" You know it doesn't matter since 1) get your own and 2) it will only be 24 hours no matter what to those humans"
" So, demon world, spirit world, some random dimension or what?"
Not so very cliffie.
naru-chan13: It will get better. Will most likely skip training and tell you what Naruto learned.
Bye-bye
Translation
Hyourin- the moon
kuso- crap
baka- idiot
onna- woman