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New Story! Please review and tell me what you think of it.
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Prologue
Hello, this is the Fat Lady. I don't know my name, everyone just calls me The Fat Lady. I know I should be angry that I have such a disrespectful name, but I cannot correct people, since I do not know my name as well.
My job is to guard the Gryffindor tower, and if I may say so myself, I do a very good job of it. I only grant entry to people who gives the correct answer, and I have not failed Dumbledore or any other Headmaster yet.
The Students can be pretty annoying at times, but I really do like them, even if they don't think so. Life as a portrait is not exciting, so I'm glad that I have this job as the guard of the Gryffindor tower, gives some meaning to life, if you get what I mean.
There are quite a number of people outside of their common rooms past curfew, but I am not a tattle tale and never will be, so no matter how much that scum Filch nags me, I will not give names of people out of bounds. Only when the consequences are dire or when the Headmaster requires me to will I reveal the habits of the habitants of the Gryffindor tower.
I am proud of my job. But the job of guarding some a hundred hormonal children is not easy, and I've encountered many humorous if not embarrassing cases. And it is with great pleasure that I will tell them. Starting with the beloved Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore.
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