Vandread: The Pilot from the Past, The Rewrite

By: Cre A. Tor 00X

Legna: Hello again and welcome to the Rewrite of my adventures!

Cre A. Tor: Yeah, yeah Legna just relax. Hello again people, after going back over the old story I realized..... I had no idea WHERE it was going, and no idea WHEN it began. So I decided to redue the whole thing, so with out further adue............LEGNA!!!!!

Legna: Oh right.

Cre A. Tor: (sighs) you idiot, just say the disclaimer already

Legna: right, right whatever (clears throat) Cre does not own any of the Vandread Characters, but does own me and my mech Angel Blade.

Cre: By the way readers, this chapter is in Legna's POV so don't worry you're seeing what the air head is seeing.

Legna: HEY!

Cre: Enjoy the rewrite

/thinking/ (not part of the story but fun facts to know.)

Chapter One: Waking up to a BIG Surprise

"You're not going to get away Frank." I said as I was hot on his tail, my gun drawn and ready to give the final shot. "Say 'ello to my little friend!" I Shout in my terrible Scarface voice as I fire; his mech explodes into a beautiful blast as I fly through it and the words "GAME OVER" flash on my HUD (A/N for all those that don't know that's short for Heads Up Display. Funny thing is that's also the military term too) screen while hearing my best bud saying crap about five times, I open up the panel door to get out of the Space Mech Battle 4 control set.

"God damn I lost again, I can never beat you Legna, you S.O.B." Frank shouted at the top of his lungs "You have to be cheating some how damn it and I will prove it one of these days!"

I just chuckle at my best bud and remember back when we played the first Space Mech Battle game and how I was always the number one "Pilot" and Frank was always number two. Even in tournaments I came up on top, even with the rest of the series I was the cream of the crop. "No, its just that you always use the same attack pattern, you're just as readable as a book." I said mocking him; he and I love to 'fight'.

"Dirty scum!" he shouted getting close to me fist raised in anger.

"Sore loser!" I shouted back, mimicking his actions.

"FAT ASS!"

"DUMB FUCKING BLONDE!"

"GAME FREAK!"

"ROADKILL BREATHE RETARD!" At this point, he and I are cheek to cheek and just growling and glaring at each other. But then we both hear a familiar, cute little giggle from behind us, we both turn to see Frank's girlfriend, Debra Franklin, and boy was she looking hotter than ever. Her jeans and white t-shirt fit her perfectly on her, not so 19 year old looking, body. Now when I mean hot, I mean face melting hot; her body was shaped just right and her D cups were all natural, hair went all the way down, I'm talking just a few inches short of touching the floor long, and her slightly tanned skin looked silky smooth.

"Oh you guys," she said as giggled and walked over to us, "can't you ever stop fighting for once." she then gave Frank a kiss on the cheek.

"Hey, what about me, I won so don't I get a prize?" I asked in slight whimper leaning my cheek over to her to get a peck on the cheek.

"How about my love here buys you lunch." She said sticking out her tongue at me and giving me a wink. I hit the floor as they both start laughing at my misfortune.

"Hmph, no fair" I said as I got up in a joking manner, and then we headed out of the arcade and went to the food court. This would be the last time I'll see these two before I head out, and might not come back.

Once Frank paid for all of our meals, despite his girlfriend saying she can pay for herself, we sat down in the booth we usually sit in. "Ah, I'm going to miss this mall." I said when I sat down and started to eat at my usual fast pace; I've always been a fast eater yet never made a mess.

"I can't believe that you're going to Japan and be a tester for all the new SMB games, I guess they figured that they should get the Blue Angel Blader to work for them to improve the gameplay." Frank said and we all had a good laugh at it. I got the nickname "The Blue Angel Blader", or just BAB for short, since I always wore something blue, and that my best Mech choice was always the Angel Blade, the hardest one to use but I make it look like a noob can play it. Though I never really understood why people use Blader, it's not even a proper word.

"Hard to believe that they want a 19 year old, first year college student to go down to their headquarters; give him a home, money, and a car just have them test out their games," Debra chimed in, having a weird look on her face, "just doesn't make sense." She finished, that was the one thing about that I trust most; her gut feelings are usually right and has kept both mine and Frank's butt out of the line of fire of some serious situations.

I took a sip from my pop and shrugged "I'm not sure, but hell I'll be set for life and I'll be able to give you guys an advance copy when they come out in 2010." I said with a chuckle, knowing that it's only 4 years away from then. We talked a little bit more, before long it was almost half past 8. "Well, I have to go, send me an invite to your wedding." I said with a chuckle before the two blushing friends kicked my shin. We laughed as I hugged them both and left the mall and headed for my dad's truck.

"Mr. Zever?" a deep voice asked behind me, just before I was going to unlock the truck.

"Please don't call me Mi-" that was all I was able to say before my mouth was cover, I felt a cold metal something enter my neck, and something pumped into it. Things got blurry and darker by the second till I saw nothing but black, and only silence could be heard. The last thing I felt was my body hitting the hard, cold floor; then nothing.

Suddenly, I saw an ocean, but something was off, it was tinted a bright green, and there wasn't a sound; I was under it but I felt like I could still breathe. /Am I dead? Is this purgatory?/ I thought out loud, seeing as my mouth wouldn't move.

"It is time." said a voice that seem to come from everywhere around me.

/What the... who's there, what do you mean it's time?/

"They need your help."

/WHO'S THEY?! Are Frank and Debra in trouble?/

"wake up" the voice faded and so did the 'green ocean'.

I slowly opened up my eyes, everything was dark and there was a kind of mist on the floor. I reached out and found out I was standing in some kind of box, so I climb out and suddenly realize something. /Wait…I feel naked, and my body feels odd some how./ I thought to myself starting to feel a panic raising in my gut as I stumbled around the room, feeling the wall for what I was looking for.

I found a light switch and flipped it on. The whole place was covered in dust, looked old as hell too. I found a mirror and wiped it cleaned; my eyes went wide in shock at what I saw looking back at me. /THAT'S NOT MY BODY!/ My brown short hair was now a bright shade of purple and blue, with a single strip of black. My brown eyes were bright green, even the part that was white had a green tint to them. All my fat was gone, I was skinny, but also ripped pretty good /Okay, that's at least a plus/ I look lower at grin when I see my "little buddy", well not so little anymore /VERY big plus, it has to be at least 10 inches/ I jumped with joy; then I looked around to find some clothes.

As I searched the room, I saw the open tube that I guessed I was in; other tubes her placed next to it but they looked like they were part of the room, but the one I was in looked different, liked it was evolved would be the closest description of what happened to it in my eyes. I looked at the sides to find any kind of markings, but I wasn't able to spot anything all. I checked one of the other ones, all which were empty and looked unused, and found what I was looking for. "Cryo-tube 023, CRYO TUBE!" that's when it hit me, I must have been frozen. "…how long was I in there?" I asked myself before I decided to set that thought aside to continue my quest finding some clothes; despite my new look I still hate being in my birthday suit unless I'm in the shower. Soon enough I found a pair of boxers along with blue jeans and a belt that fortunately fit my new body; I was still wondering how a cryo-tube did that. All they do is freeze your body right, so how did I get this way? Soon afterwards I found myself a Black T-shirt; one of the sleeves were torn up, but at least I wasn't naked anymore.

"Okay, now that I'm covered it's time for phase two. Trying to find a way out of this place," I said out loud as I looked at what appeared to be kind of door, "okay found the door, now how does it freakin' open?" I felt along the wall the door was on till I came to what appeared to be a kind of touch panel. "Okay then." I gently brushed the dust off it and began to push the keypad buttons until it finally opened up. "There we go, now to find out where and when I am." I said as I left the room, but then no sooner did I walk out, did I feel like I was being watched.

I looked to my left and saw headlights of 12 sexy looking, semi nude women. I was staring at them, and they were staring at me with same amount of shock that I was feeling. After a long silence I raised my hand "hello, can you help me?" I knew I was blushing like crazy, but can you really blame me? However, one of the girls screamed and spoke in a language I have never heard before as she pointed me; I quickly started to run when one of them pulled out a gun from a locker and started to shoot at me. No sooner did that happen did an alarm sound off and a voice, a female voice, speaking in the same language. "I'm guessing that isn't a good thing for me!" I yelled as I ran faster, still getting shot at by the crazy women. No sooner did I turn a corner I saw more girls with guns and started after me, yelling at me. "I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!" I yelled out to them, I guess they had no clue what I said either.

I quickly run faster than I have run before, course I chalked it up to being shot at and my new looks having not only been cosmetic, dodging what appears to be laser fire as I ran down the metal hallways. After I make a turn to the left I see I lead myself to a dead end; I looked for someway of escape when I noticed a metal panel leaning on the wall. Looking up I see a hole that matches it perfectly and before I even start to try; my body quickly runs to the panel, jumps at the wall in front of me, kicks off it, grabs the edge of the hole on the ceiling, and pulls itself into the hole and covers it before rolling on its back and I feel I have control of my body again. /What the hell just happened?!/ I thought to myself before I stopped thinking about it as I heard voices under me. I guessed they must be as confused as I am at what just happened, they chased me and lead me to a dead end; only for me to disappear into thin air. I decide it was best for me to wait till they leave, good thing I didn't have to wait long since I heard the voices and their footsteps slowly fading away. I waited another five minutes to make sure they weren't trying to fool me before I slowly rolled onto my belly and began to slide on belly seeing that my body climbed into an airshaft.

I carefully crawled deeper into the shaft as I try to find a way out, I was glad when I finally saw a vent cover in front of me and quickly climbed out and placed the vent cover back on. I let out a sigh of relief, "What the hell is going on here?" I asked myself out loud before I hear a noise and quickly press my back against some nearby crates and hold my breathe. Going against my better judgment I peek my head out, and feel my jaw drop and eyes nearly pop out of their sockets. There, sitting in what looks to be a hanger bay, were rows of the most advanced piece of technology I have ever seen. By the look and shape they were flight capable; of course the was proven when I saw one of them begin to land and more females started to move around it and seem to be refueling it along with checking outer armor for damage. I couldn't stop myself and ended up whispering "Holy shit." I quickly covered my mouth and quickly hid again; however I felt my gut go into a knot as I heard footsteps coming closer. /I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I'M SCREWED!!/ I swear in my head as I kept my hand over my mouth. However, it seems I had luck on my side again as I hear some more 'talking' and the footsteps going away. /Damn it, I got to get out of here before I'm spotted again; I really don't want to be chased again/ I manage to pull myself together as I spot a doorway that was left open; after checking to make sure no one was looking I quickly made a dash for the door and manage to get myself to hide in another room, pressing my back against the wall near the open doorway. Checking the hallway I continue my run and hide tactics, not really sure where I was going.

Finally, after about 15 minutes of running and hiding, I finally stop in one room as I pant hard to catch my breathe as I slide down the wall, "They…were all women." I said out loud wiping the sweat off me, it was only women that I saw as I was see; not a single man among them and that worried me. I happen to see a window, I stood up and walked towards it slowly, afraid of what the world would look like now. When I looked into it, my jaw nearly hit the floor. It was space, I was in a freakin' spaceship. "How fucking long was I in there?" I ask out loud, then I stood straight up after hearing about 4 guns getting cocked. "Oh shit." I said as I raised my hands slowly and turned around, seeing a tall muscular women with her arms crossed, along with three smaller women in maid outfits, all of them pointing rifles at me. "Anyway I can get you lovely ladies to let me go?" I said with nervous smile and a nervous chuckle. The grin on the tall woman said it all to me /I. Am. So. Screwed./

To be Continued….

Legna: OH CRAP, I have been captured by a ship filled with women, and I have no idea how I even got there. Then the ship is under attack by these weird looking things and I keep finding myself getting hit by these crazy women!!

Cre: Chapter 2: The Blue Angel Blader Returns

Legna: What are you girls saying, speak the English already DAMN IT!