My long green hair glistens in the light, I grab a bunch of the knotted mess and force my brush through my hair which is nearly impossible to correct. I mess with it some more until I realize I've been in here for an hour, finally I got it, I make my hair presentable. I open closet and search for an outfit, I found a You got Served shirt, my old leggings and boots. I open my fridge looking for something to eat, I realized I didn't have enough time, so I grabbed last nights dessert, my iPhone, headphones, charger, and wallet. As I hold the cake in my mouth I grab my keys and lock my front door. Entering my car I finish off my cake, starting the engine I sit still and take a deep breathe. Today is my interview with Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox other known as Smosh. I was nervous as hell, this was my chance for a job I better not screw this up. Driving up I see Anthony and Ian holding up a camera as Anthony talked into it. I stand there, they must be filming Lunchtime With Smosh. This has got to be interesting, I peak into the window, Ian moves the Camera to face my direction Anthony turns around and waves me in. I wave back entering the restaurant I make my way around reaching there booth I sit next to Anthony.
"Hey! Tell everyone who you are so they know you're not going to kill us." Ian says behind the camera.
"Wassap people I'm Zara!" I make a derpy face propping my arms up holding my hands out going face first into the camera.
"That- that was pretty cool do it again." Anthony encourages
"What? THIS." I repeat my previous move
"Woah! I feel scared now." Ian says
"Did you just shit your pants?" Anthony asks
"Yea I totally just shit my pants." Ian asks
"Ok dude that's enough." Anthony pushes the camera down. Ian turns it off and sets it in the chair beside him.
"Alright now, how excited are you to join us?" Asks Ian
"Wait what?" I ask
"Yea, we want you in Smosh." Anthony says
"Are you guys fucking with me? I thought I had to do this whole interview shit or something."
"Well we kinda stalked your YouTube channel, Twitter and Instagram." Ian says
"Just to make sure you were fit for the job, sorry if that sounded creepy." Anthony apologizes for Ian.
"Oh." I say shocked
"So Zara, do you want to join Smosh?"
"And not just Smosh, like not just the videos with just me and Anthony. We mean Smosh games, occasionally the lunchtimes, the live stream." Ian asks
"So do ya?" Asks Anthony
"Uh, yea why not, I'd love to!" I smile just as the waiter brings food.
"Aww you guys ordered for me." I coo
"Yea we all got the same thing, have you been here before?" Anthony asks
"Nope." I shake my head
"Neither have we." Ian smiles, I smile back.
Ian records Anthony eating his first bite and Anthony films his. Then Ian takes a hold of the camera filming me.
"First bite!" I say a little loud cringing at how loud I was I glance around shrugging flipping my hair.
"I don't give a fuck if they heard." I tease I take a large bite out of my food trying to eat it. I place the rest down covering my mouth, I shake my head Anthony began laughing insanely. I snag a napkin spitting some of it in the napkin.
"Shit, that was way too much and way too disgusting." I say
"I didn't like it either." Anthony says
"What's wrong with you too I loved it!" Ian says
"It was disgusting!" I place my hands on the table leaning into the camera.
"It was delicious." Ian turns the camera on himself.
"Oh please." Anthony shakes his head.
"Then finish ours." I take Anthony's plate and mine shoving it towards Ian.
"Oh no it wasn't that good." Ian waves it off. Then it was time for Twitter questions Anthony jumped right in some were very weird questions but I answered with no issue.
After that we were asked to rate it.
"Um I'm going to have to give it six rainbow zombies out of seven." Ian says we nod. "Anthony?" He asks
"Um, negative twenty spitting Zara's out of one." Anthony shrugs, shaking my head at Anthony Ian focuses the camera on me.
"Zero disgusted Anthony's out of six strangely satisfied Ian's." I smile
"Alrighty fair enough." Ian nods
"Zara care to do the honors?"
"Bye! " I start out little train, "BITCH." I jerk my shoulders back popping forward trying to seem threatening.
"Well Zara, welcome to Smosh. Let's go introduce you to the gang." Anthony shakes my hand. I nod.
"Care to drive with us?" Anthony asks
"Um..." I glance back at my car. I remember how messy it was and low on gas.
"Sure, I'll just leave my car here." I say
"Alright then let's go." Ian says I follow them into the car sitting in the backseat. The car was silent for the first five minutes so I snuck in my headphones but only one ear just incase.
"So Zara, how long have you been doing youtube?" Asks Anthony turning in his chair I look up from my phone.
"Um... Like six years." I say
"What's your favorite thing about being on YouTube?"
"Honestly, in general it has to be the fans." I say
"No like for real." Ian states
"I'm dead serious, I've been told I saved a couple of lives for who I am." I say
"Who are you? How would someone describe you?" Anthony asks
"Singer, dancer, comedian, actress, bold, out going." I state taking a few seconds in between to think.
"Wow so we have like five dancers in the smosh crew?" Anthony asks Ian.
"Yea." Ian nods
"Whelp were here." Anthony says jumping out the car I follow turning off my music.
I am led through twists and turns through the hallways and finally I am in the room they constantly film. Inside the first person I see was Flitz to the left where I am standing was Sohinki and Lasercorn further down was Jovenshire.
"Guys, we'd like to introduce our newest smosh member. Zara." Anthony introduces me.
I hear a constant chorus of hi's from all parts of the room. I wave at them all.
"Woah! Green hair!" Lasercorn shouts
"I like it." Jovenshire says
"That's a lot of hair." Sohinki nods
"I like how first thing we talk about is her hair. Hi Zara I'm Amra Ricketts, also known as Flitz. Uh welcome, we are just filming Grand Theft Auto or as we-. " he says
"Flitz. Flitz. Flitz. Flitz." Jovenshire calls.
"I know you guys call it grand theft Smosh." I say
"Are you a part of the alliance?" He asks
"Uh no just a fan." I say shyly
"FLITZ!" Jovenshire says loudly
"Whhhaaaat." Flitz turns in his chair exaggeratedly
"Hi." Jovenshire says on the screen you see Flitz colorful screen turn grey and the word wasted over his screen.
"Damn you Joven!" Flitz stomps
"Um lets go find the last two. Byeeeee." Ian waves at Jovenshire's computer
"Mari!" Anthony calls suddenly her head pops out of a room.
"Yes?" She asks
"We got someone to introduce you to." Ian says standing infront of me.
"We got another smosh member." Ian says
"Ugh please don't be another dude." Mari sighs
"Hi." I peak my head out taking it as my cue
"Yes!" She pumps her fist running to hug me happily. I hug back.
"Welcome... " she backs up
"Zara." I nod
"Zara! Ooo I like that name. Is it your biological name or Internet name?" Mari asks
"It's my real name I don't like faking a name." I shrug
"Same here." She smiles
"Hey have you seen Wes?" Anthony asks
"Yea he's at his desk." Mari points the direction.
"Oh Zara kick ass hair girl!" She winks I smile
"Wes." Ian says catching his attention
"Yes? Oh, h-hi." He says suddenly his voice changes
"Wes this is Zara she's our newest smosh member."
"Hi." He says again
"Hey." I smile his cheeks flush.
"So you've been on YouTube for a while?" He asks
"Six years." I nod
"Wow, that's cool so what's your youtube channel about?" He asks
"It's a mix of everything, I make covers, dance, gaming and I make a few skits." I say
"That sounds so cool!" Wes's eyes widen and I smile.
"Here take a seat." He takes a chair from the empty desk near him.
"Um isn't that someone's desk?" I ask
"No not at all." He waves it off and I sit next to him.
"I'm editing the last episode of our Grand Theft Smosh." He says
"Oh, yea I walked in on them playing some more." I say
"Yea, I think we grew addicted to that game or something." He says
"Wes!" Joven calls
"Joven." He mimics
"Oh hi Zara." He waves
"Hey." I say
"What do you want Joshua?" Asks Wes
"Nothing I just wanted to bother you." Joshua smiles, "oh by the way Zara, I've actually seen a few videos on your channel before."
"Really?" I ask
"Yes, they're hilarious, some are even touching. I love you completely avoided the typical girl channel. Make up and morning routine stuff. You just go out and have fun." He says
"Thanks, that was actually my goal." I smirk
"Nice, well you got me entertained." He says Wes laughs a little behind me.
"Anyway." Matt walks in behind him
"Zara, Joshua told us you like to dance n stuff so why not show us whatcha got?" He asks
"Um in here?" I ask shyly
"No we got another room that has a lot more room." David says I nod and follow them. Sure enough in the room with me was Joshua (Jovenshire), Matt (Sohinki), Mari, Ian, Anthony, David (Lasercorn),Amra (Flitz), and Wes. I hooked up my camera and began my usual thing.
"Wassap guys, guess what I'm in smosh now! Anyway they wanted to see just what I'm good at so I guess this will be another dance vid." I say into the camera.
"Here, you can use this laptop." Matt shows me
"Um what style should I do first?"
"You know more than one way of dance?" Amra asks astonished I nod.
"Do your favorite first and maybe we'll join." Matt shrugs I nod I turn on the song One Time by Marian Hill. I let the music take over me and I do my high kicks, splits, hip rolls more than anything. At the end of the song I pose. They clap and I continue on dancing this time to a Fifth Harmony song called Suga Mama. I pause it and turn around.
"Can anyone led me their chair?" I ask Wes stands up handing me his chair. I ask him to pause the song at a certain spot at hit the table three times. He looks at me funny but agrees. I stand on the chair one hand on my head the other on my hip, like Lauren Jauregui. As Wes stops the song I turn and face everyone then drop turning my chair to face another way and grind on it for a little While. As the song continued i can hear a few remarks that make me laugh. Finally it ended and I'm through with that song.
"I wanna dance with you!" Mari cheers and I smoke putting Love me like you do by Ellie Goulding. The song was almost too perfect for Mari and I. We became like one person and had almost perfect timing with one another. Soon the song ended with us back to back on the floor.
"You two became like one person!" Anthony says
"That was sick." Lasercorn claps
"Now it's us, right Flitz." Sohinki says he nods and we gather together on the floor Flitz chose a song I haven't heard and we dance away the three of us together. As they did there thing I went near the wall and decided to see if I can flip over them sure enough I did. Just barely made it too I nearly hit Flitz.
"Woah!" I then did the worm and the guys and I danced some more laughing along the way. At the end I pretend to faint in their arms. Only to get up and run to the camera.
"Ok now time for gaming?" Asks Joshua.
"Wait can someone come with me to go get my car? I left it at the restaurant." I say
"I'll go." Wes volunteered
He led me around the building into the parking lot and I direct him towards where it was. I jump out of his car and into mine, driving up to his I tell him I got to go get gas. He followed me around and helped me get back to the building.
After some gaming, I went home and decided to edit my own video. Smiling and laughing at everything with the guys. Joining Smosh just might be the best thing that's happened in my life.