"And now, creature thing!" Ben what's-his-face shouted as he held out his arm, on it a giant alien doohickey that makes him transform. He was face to face with an alien creature. "Prepare to be destroyed, biatch!" He spun the wheelo-dealy on his watch and it landed on something. 'The cow goes moo!' it said, before he pressed down and he transformed into...
Iron Man? "Well...this is a new one." Ben said. He raised his hand and blasted the alien into bits. "Hell yeah! Beats out all those other pussy powers!" He started to hover off the ground and towards his friends. "Who needs you losers now?" He blasted that one bitch and the old dude in the face and flew away to a bar.
Upon walking in, he was greeted with an odd stare. This was because at the bar was another man in an Iron Man suit, though he looked better. He walked up and over to Ben. "I am Iron Man, and nice try kid." Iron Man blasted Ben in the chest and sent him flying through the doors, watch-thing slipping from his wrist. "But you can't beat the original."
"YES!" Fred Fredburger said, popping out from behind the bar. He ran over to the watch and placed it around his neck. "What's THIS button do?"
"You followed me here, you little bastard..." Iron Man muttered as he walked to the bar.
Fred spun the wheel and pressed the button. A light engulfed him. "I FEEL TINGLY!" After it cleared, Fred stood there...now dressed as Princess Peach. "I feel pretty. Yes!"