a/n: Just a silly story of what would the author would do if she fell into the DBZ world, more of a what if .. written more for the authors sake just to cheer herself up.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ and don't want it either. I'd have everybody e-
mailing, calling or mailing me demanding for the series to continue. Author
makes no profit off these stories; they are tension relievers. ^_^;;
Memoirs of a human turned Saiya-jin: A tale that's been told before
Bet you never thought you would see a Saiya-jin at a computer. Much less one
that's still working after said Saiya-jin got to it, or a Saiya-jin that knows how to work one ne? Well let me tell you, I never thought I would be in this position either. I'm sitting here typing almost 70 wpm, that's words per minute for those who are not familiar with the term, flinching because my tail is hitting the metal legs of my chair and it hurts more than I realized. Nevertheless, I thought my story had to be told. You see, I wasn't always a Saiya-jin. Yes, it's true. I was once human. I don't know how it happened, nothing special, not lightening, not sucked up into a TV or falling through a vortex, I just blinked one day and it happened. I thought that it would be no problem that I would know what to do since I've seen the whole Dragon Ball Z and GT series but it seems the fates have conspired against me. I've landed in the familiar, but not so familiar land during the 10-year span of after Majin Buu was defeated. A time that was not shown on TV, that all of us DBZ fans thought we knew about but trust me, it was nowhere close as to what we thought happen.
Ahem, I'm getting ahead of myself here. I know, I know, it gets annoying and you want me to tell the story as quickly and as possible as I can. This is my story so I'm going to tell you my way. Ain't I evil??
Let me start at the beginning.
My name is Melanie and I'm a Dragon Ball Z fan and darn proud of it too! I'm 28
years old, 5'3, with hazel eyes, reddish brown hair and pleasantly plump. I'm a
single mother of two girls, ages 4 and 7. I work as a secretary in the local school district and live a very uneventful life, until that day I blinked and it all changed.
9.21.01
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ and don't want it either. I'd have everybody e-
mailing, calling or mailing me demanding for the series to continue. Author
makes no profit off these stories; they are tension relievers. ^_^;;
Memoirs of a human turned Saiya-jin: A tale that's been told before
Bet you never thought you would see a Saiya-jin at a computer. Much less one
that's still working after said Saiya-jin got to it, or a Saiya-jin that knows how to work one ne? Well let me tell you, I never thought I would be in this position either. I'm sitting here typing almost 70 wpm, that's words per minute for those who are not familiar with the term, flinching because my tail is hitting the metal legs of my chair and it hurts more than I realized. Nevertheless, I thought my story had to be told. You see, I wasn't always a Saiya-jin. Yes, it's true. I was once human. I don't know how it happened, nothing special, not lightening, not sucked up into a TV or falling through a vortex, I just blinked one day and it happened. I thought that it would be no problem that I would know what to do since I've seen the whole Dragon Ball Z and GT series but it seems the fates have conspired against me. I've landed in the familiar, but not so familiar land during the 10-year span of after Majin Buu was defeated. A time that was not shown on TV, that all of us DBZ fans thought we knew about but trust me, it was nowhere close as to what we thought happen.
Ahem, I'm getting ahead of myself here. I know, I know, it gets annoying and you want me to tell the story as quickly and as possible as I can. This is my story so I'm going to tell you my way. Ain't I evil??
Let me start at the beginning.
My name is Melanie and I'm a Dragon Ball Z fan and darn proud of it too! I'm 28
years old, 5'3, with hazel eyes, reddish brown hair and pleasantly plump. I'm a
single mother of two girls, ages 4 and 7. I work as a secretary in the local school district and live a very uneventful life, until that day I blinked and it all changed.
9.21.01