Okay, I don't even remember how I came up with this piece. Doesn't matter, though, now does it? Nope, not at all.
Pairings: None, really.
It's friendship only.
Warnings: Um, I can't
say because it will give everything away.
Summary: A retelling of
the beginning, a look at the middle, and what is at the end.
Disclaimer: I wish.
Horrible Human, Alien Scum
One
fateful night there was a transmission
Picked up
by a young human
He learned
that soon an alien
Would come
to Earth
To be the
planet's downfall
The boy
ran inside
Or rather,
jumped through the window,
And tried
to warn the folks inside
Sister
threatened him
Father
wrote him off as insane
So he sat
down, as where their wishes,
And ate
his lousy dinner
xxx
Six months
later,
After
being forced to listen to a robot sing,
The alien
landed on Earth
He set up
his base
And got
some less-than-crafty disguises
For him
and his robot minion
xxx
The next
morning at Skool, as it was called,
There was
a new student sent to Ms. Bitters' classroom
He
introduced himself
And tried
to play off as a human
He fooled
all, sans one little boy
Who knew
right off what he was
He got up
in front of the class (the teacher paid no heed)
And tried
to explain to the simple minds there
That the
green kid was an alien in (poor) disguise
He failed,
it's sad but true
No one
could-would believe him
Yet only
for a minute or two did it damper his spirits
For the
bell rang just then
Signaling
the end of Skool
xxx
Outside
the halls, in front of the doors
The alien
stood triumphant
But not
for very long
For the
boy, the same one who heard the transmission
And tried
to prove the alien's existence,
Was before
him
Bearing
special handcuffs;
They would
render any alien life force useless,
Dropping
the being into sleep
xxx
So a chase
begun
Between
the enemies
All around
the nearby city
They ran
across cars,
They ran
into buildings,
They ran
through oranges
And large
crowds of people
They ran
until, finally,
The alien
got away
And called
for his minion
To fly him
away
And so the
robot came
And took
his master to the base
The human,
however, was able to follow them
And though
it did little good that day
The
location of the alien's base
Was
knowledge he wouldn't soon forget
xxx
Day after
endless day
The two
enemies would do battle
And out of
the fray
Only those
two could (would) see
The
amazing abilities of the other
xxx
Soon the
games they played together
(Saving
the world, enslaving the world)
Came to an
abrupt halt
For one
learned an obvious secret
Of a great
betrayal
His
leaders had lied about hi mission
All he was
told was false
Not only
was he banished and mocked behind his back,
But he
wasn't a real Invader after all
xxx
So the
two, human and alien,
Formed an
alliance and amity
Instead of
playing against each other
The game
turned into a partnership
Soon,
instead of obscurity,
They
traveled the stars in the alien's ship
With the
inane robot minion, of course
xxx
All around
the cosmos they sailed
Just
breathing in the sites
There was
happiness within the two
That never
had before been homed there
Finally
their souls were at peace
xxx
But, alas,
it was not to be
The small
ship got hailed
By Irkens
(the race of the alien)
There was
no valiant end
They
barely put up a fight
There was
nowhere to run to
Their was
nothing the two could do
As they
were hit with enemy fire
xxx
Neither
survived
They died
close together
The ship
blew up
And the
Irkens went on their way
So they
died without names
The alien
who worshipped his leaders and tried his hardest to please them
The human
who believed and saw the truth, and who was written off as crazy for
it
And of
course the little robot who was only (cheaply, poorly) made to tease
and fool the alien