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Artemis POV
I sat in my chair, thinking up a new Violet
Tsirblou plot, when someone tapped on
the window.
It was Holly Short, with a bunch of bags. I
opened the window, and she flew in,
obviously with the jitters. Most people get
the jitters before entering the sugar high
phase, and apparently so did elves.
"HiArtemiswhat'supheylookIgotcandy-"
"Holly, how much candy did you eat?"
Holly took a deep breath, then said, "Well
there was the 6 bags of Skittles, 2 king
size Snickers bars, 10 Pixie sticks... wow I
ate alot. Hey did you know when I get
jitters, you get jitters, and vice versa. Foaly
said Because of the eye switch, we have
some kinda bond-"
I smirked "I don't get jitters."
"-so the same thing for
hyperness."
I froze. 'Hyperness...' "Hyperness!Are
you crazy! Last time I was hyper.."I
shuddered "They had to exterminate every
grain of sugar from Fowl Manor!"
"Ha, well I feel the hyperness coming on!"
Holly said
My eyes widened, and I ran, locking my
self in the Hyper room.
"Holly, whatever you do, don't get me
out!"
~AxH~
Random Know-all Narrator POV
Butler was scared. Artemis was hyper,
and so was Holly. Technically, hyper
means sugar high for Holly the elf. Which
is worse than hyper for Artemis. And a
hyper Artemis is something so scary, that
everyone had to file in to the safe room,
which was next to the Hyper Room, and all
of Madame Ko's 'Poker face'lessons were
forgotton, since that wouldn't help you
against a sugar high'd Artemis.
~AxH~
Holly put her finger on her lips and
beckoned Artemis to follow her. She
pointed her low-powered Neutrino at the
wall, and pulled the trigger.
The new hole in the wall showed three
scared humans. Holly and Artemis was a
sight to see. Both had war paint on their
faces. Bandannas were tied around their
foreheads, and they were back to back,
holding up the feared-no, dreaded-Marshmallow Guns of Death!
(exlamation points neccesary). Artemis,
when he was eight and on a sugar high,
figured out a way to 'marshmallow and
skittle' people. It was actually very tasty,
but took fovever to wash off.
They pointed their guns at them, and
Artemis added, "The skittles send their
greetings."
~AxH~
Butler opened his mouth to say, " Oh
$#$#. No, I meant oh #$#$. You know
what I will override this censoring thing."
He took a deep breath, and said-PEW!PEW!PEW!PEW!PEW!PEW!
They were covered in sticky marshmallow
guts. Apparently, Holly and Arty decided to
open fire at the wrong time. "Coincidence"
Butler said. He took another breath. "What
the-"
KA-SHHHHHHH!
That was the sound of the whole Manor
being drenched in Skittles.
"Not again..." Angeline said under her
breath.
"Oh-"
VVVVVM!BAM!SQUEEK SQUEEK! AHHHH-NOT FACE NOT-OW!KA-POW!VROOOOOOOM! CRASH!
"Huh", said some random person that
was miraculously not marshmallowed and
skittled. This person had bushy, curly,
black hair in a very messy ponytail. She
was African-American, and wearing a
Angry Birds shirt that read 'Bird Brain'.
This girl wanted to be called Phoenix, as
she was aware of creepy stalker dudes.
"Britain launched a missile to Venus, a
bomb explode in your neighbors backyard,
squeaky toy penguins attacked your
neighbors, they screamed in agony, the
missile HIT Venus, and a car drove down
the street at full speed, then hit your
neighbors house." She said.
Butler looked grumpy, and Angeline said,
"We don't have neighbors" she said.
"The first time I open up and talk like a
normal person, this happened" Butler
complained.
Phoenix threw her a irritated look, then
waved a hand. "Now you do." There was a
half destroyed house, with chunks of wall
and cement laying around. Some wimp
was crying over his 'beautiful face', and
Phoenix said, "Hi dad!" (AN:If you're
reading this, sorry dad :j)
"Honey, look what happened to my face!"
"Dad, I write this story, so I can fix your
face"
She waved her hand, and his face was
healed.
Marshmallows covered the walls
Apparently they shot the Marshmallow
Guns of Death! at her.
"Ha, I'm immune to your hyperness" she
taunted.
"D'Arvit!" Holly cursed, after they kept on
shooting her until they were almost out of
sweet, puffy ammo.
"Let's go Skittle swimming!" Artemis
suggested.
They trudged through, and then dived.
Artemis sunk like an anchor through the
two feet of Skittles, whereas Holly stayed
on the surface.
Artemis POV
Skittles filled my vision and my throat.I'm
vaguely aware of what I'm doing, since I'm
half-conscious
I raise my gun through the Skittles, doing
a marshmallow flare, using up my ammo.
I hear footsteps fleeing the room. Holly
pulls me up, and slaps me. I can't
respond. Then she kisses me, and I wake
up. I stand up quickly, cough/throw up
Skittles then fall backwards into the
Skittles. I sat back up and stared at her.
She stares at me with an amused
expression. Then lunges after me, the
hyperness is visible, mixed with some
unknown emotion. I scramble away, yet
she still catches me, pressing kisses on
my lips. It feels...strange, in a good way. I
thought my elf-kissing days were over.
I start kissing her back, and we run back
to my room, holding hands.
Lets just say we forgot to lock the door,
and now Myles is scarred for life. By the
time the hyperness wore off, we weren't
done.
**Poor Myles. Should I make this a
twoshot, or should I make it a oneshot and
write my idea into a sequel? Tell me in
your reviews
Now, crazy person that loves to press the
review button, *puts on mesmer*
You will review...you will review...**