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June 19th. 2010. Umm…like around 9 or something?

. . .Okay, crappy introduction. I just don't want to call you "diary" or "journel" either way it sounds fruity, or girly. Hero's don't write "dear diary" every single time they open an old notebook they found while hiding in England's closet from his idea of "brunch". No, hero's bother to think of heroic names for the notebook! I guess, I dunno. . . it's been kinda a slow day. The world meeting thingy is starting late, for God knows how many members are missing. Russia looks kinda gloomy today. . .hmm. . . maybe I should go bug him! Pick a fight, or tell him off for being a commie bastard! That'll sure to get things moving!

10:07 am

Okay, not cool. Not cool at all. Russia just looked at me, like-like I was Canada! He didn't even give me his usual "I'm such a creepy fuck smile" and giggle his "I'm a 800 year old beastly old man and I still giggle like a 6 year old on crack" . So bothering Russia was a bummer. . .honestly, these guys just see me as a kid! I'm the Unite States of America! Although, don't tell anyone. . .I'm not feeling so "united" lately. It's those annoying Democrats and Republicans, but I don't wanna get into that. . . stupid Mattie. . .and his stupid, perfect, kinda government. . .okay, now I'm being a douche. Sorry Mattie! If you ever read this, I don't mean it. . .well I do, just un-read all of this. . .Oh look! It's Iggy! Maybe he'll play-I mean. . yeah, play with me!

12:23 (am or pm. . .I really don't know when it comes to noon. I'm pretty sure it's am. . .is it? I don't wanna ask Arthur, he'll think I'm an idiot. . .oh well, I'll google it later)

Joe. I want to call you Joe. Joe is not a very heroic name, but I think it suits you. . .but England will MURDER ME if I call you Joe. He'll be all like "Alfred ou av to theenk of more me'ningful names, you git!" or something. If England reads this, he'll be mad that I didn't think of a better name, so Joe will be your temporary name, got it? Anyways, seven minutes until we can leave! AND THE WEIRDEST THING EVER HAPPENED! YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT! EVER NOT IN A MILLION YEARS JOE! . . .I'm talking like Ramona from those old Judy Bloom books. . .or is it Junie B. Jones? Ah well, so Mattie, Francis, Arthur, Kiku and Iva-I mean Russia were trying to stop South Italy and Germany from fighting, then when everything calms down (well as calm as you can say) Mattie sits in Russia's chair. . .and Russia looks at Mattie, and sits in a different chair. In. A. Different. Chair. Like, he saw him. Weird, huh? Ivan-I mean Russia must be in a pretty crappy mood, I'll have to cheer him up! Maybe buy him some borsct? Or something. . .actually, I don't think you can even get that in Germany (where our meeting is being held! Sorry Joe!) or anywhere other than the ice land of Russia. OH COME ON! It's 12:29! Come on clock! . . . . . . . . . YES! KAY BYE JOE!

1:54 pm (Now I'm sure it's pm! Still have to google the latter)

Okay, so I chickened out and went out with Mattie and Arthur. Arthur wanted to get a drink, but we (more like me repeating everything Canada said louder) and we settled for Subway. It was good I guess, but I kept feeling guilty throughout the whole thing about not talking to –Russia, he seems really out of it today. . .all I know about what's going on there right now is the heat wave. . .I will talk to him later! I promise Joe! Oh, I guess you must be wondering about the meeting, well. . .everyone is still arguing like kids. . .stupid Matthew. . .just sitting invisible. Not that Mattie is stupid, he's just a lucky jerk. I mean, out of all these old guys here, I'm the youngest next to Mattie. Haaahhhh. . .

Reasons Mattie Canada is a stupid Jerk Country

His winters are fucking cold as hell, and he just goes outside and skates like a Russian playing hockey.

When I'm freezing my ass off, he's ice fishing. . .maybe. . .or building an igloo

He had all this cheap lumbering industry, and stole business from me. . .we worked it out, but it was still annoying. . .

HE IS TOTALLY A COMMIE IN DISGUISE! MY OWN BROTHER! . . . .okay, that's a stretch. His healthcare system rocks for the people, doctors don't get paid as much, but his people are taken care of. . .

I'll think of number 5 later, but COME ON! This kid is younger than me! The hero! And he did everything right. I mean, we all learn from eachothers mistakes. . .I learned from England not to inslave people like an idiot, or from Russia (IF ANYONE READS THIS OTHER THAN YOU JOE, I AM TOTALLY NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE!) not to try and control everything. I thought, hey! Why don't we let the people have their freedom. . .and Mattie's all like "We'll work together, sugar cane and rainbows!". He's the younger one. . .well, I'm not jealous, or even mad at him. Couldn't ask for a better bro. . .sorry if you read this Matt, and you feel upset. I really hope no one reads this. . .uh oh. . . it's 10 till 3, I guess I should try and pay attention to-. . . .France and his "No religious symbols in state funded buildings" deal. . .a lot of people are going to be pissed at him. . . I can't blame him though, he just wants to hold onto his identity. . .