Hello everypony or body who cares? My name is WiiCreep. Not, let me repeat, NOT WeCreep! There are two i's instead of an e. There is only one WiiCreep not multiple creeps just one. Okay…okay. Now let me explain myself or actually let me tell about myself. One, I am a unicorn. I have yellow fur and my mane is white. Two, I'm not a creep. Three, I love churros! Four, I live in Ponyville by the town center thingy? Five, I'm not a creep! Six, my job is to test videogames and report them to the company and the other ponies. I guess that's my life. So…umn…well I guess I can tell you some of my life stories. The first one was the story when I had to buy apple cider. You would think that be normal but what happened the night before was weird.

It was about eleven o'clock at night when I get a call. I woke up hearing my friend Raven on my answering machine. It sounded something like this, "Chula ka moop," apple cider partied him out. I had to head out to DJ-Pon3 house. It didn't take long to get there but when I did the party was still going on. I knocked on her door and sure enough Raven comes out with my other friend Skitty, but are which going, "woo hoo!"

"Are you colts nuts!" I shouted, "It's 11 pm!"

"No you're nuts! It's only 11am," replied Raven.

"Then why is the sun out?" asked Skitty.

"*facehoof with breathe* That's the moon you idiot."

"Oh."

My friends can be idiots so I used some magic to get them back home but even that was a pain. I took them to their house and got them to their beds but when I would leave I would hear them running right behind me and I would have to chase them back to their rooms. After about ten times I finally just chased them to their room and when they tried to walk out I kicked them both and closed the door. That was probably the best thing I could do.
After that I headed back home but about half way through but then I realized tomorrow was apple cider. Well as the old saying goes, "the early bird gets the worm." So I headed home, grabbed a tent, and headed to apple acres. I was shocked when I got there because there was a tent already there. I tried to quietly set up my tent but then I heard the other tent unzip. I turned around and there was pink pony jumping and smiling at me.

"Hello what's your name?" asked the pink pony.

"uhh…." I said.

"My name is Pinkie Pie is yout name, 'uhh'?"

"No it's well it's."

"Your name is 'Well it's'? Hi Well it's!"

"No my name is um... *exhale* WiiCreep."

"Who creeps? Do you creep?"

"No that's my name."

"So you creep?"

"No it literally is my name. W-I-I-C-R-E-E-P!"

"Ohh!"

"Yeah complicated huh."

"Well hello WiiCreep!"

"umm…okay…hello to you to"

"Are you here for apple cider?"

"Yeah I am I just…"

"Me too! I've been here since nine o'clock. I'm so excited!"

"Wow!" I don't think she understood my words... it was sarcasm.

I turned to continue making my tent while Pinkie kept saying things and every time she asked me something I would say, "yeah," or, "I know what you mean." After I got the tent finish I told Pinkie goodnight but she was bothering someone else. I covered myself with a blanket and passed right out.

When I woke up I realized I woke up late it was 7:45. I was hoping to wake up at 6:45 but that didn't happen. So I got out of my tent, packed it up, and waited in line. I was second so no pony decided to cut in front of me which surprised me because sometimes ponies turn into hoodlums during apple cider.

When eight o'clock struck the apple family opened their stand and started taking customers. Pinkie went first and bought some apple cider and left immediately. I was next so I went up and asked if I can order a whole barrel of apple cider. The little filly who took the money was shocked. Her older sister looked at me with a questioning look.

"Y'all can afford that much?" asked the pony

"Yeah I estimated that each barrel can serve at least fifty drinks and since you charge ten coins per drink. I estimated that the price should be five-hundred coins," I answered.

"Wow and you did that by yourself?" She seemed kind of shocked."

"Yeah you know when you get bored and start to think about stuff you probably would do math in your head."

"Yeah well that sounds about right but you mine if we first serve everyone here before we deliver your barrel. Is that okay?"

"Sure that'll be great I live right next to the town center. You can't miss it, it's a the smallest house there."

"Alright pay us then kay!"

"Alright see you then."

I left and headed back home. I didn't have to work today so I just played video games, which was my job. It was probably my dream job so I enjoyed doing it. By eight somepony knocked on my door. Sure enough it was the older sister and she had a barrel with her.

"Hello come on in," I said.

"Don't mind if I do," she replied.

The older sister came inside and put the barrel in the kitchen. She looked kind of tired so I offered her a seat.

"By the way I didn't get to catch your name?" I asked.

"Oh my name is Applejack." she answered.

"Well nice to meet you I'm WiiCreep."

"We what?"

"Don't ask."

I grabbed a bag full of coins and gave it to her.

"That should be enough. If it's not just come back and I can give you more but if it's too much just keep it. Everyone knows I don't need it."

"Oh well that's very kind of ya."

"Yeah…so how old is your daughter?"

"Daughter?...Oh you mean my little sister." See that's why I called her older sister for awhile.

"Oh I thought you were her mom."

"Nah I haven't found that special somepony yet."

"Yeah I thought I had that a couple of months ago but things change."

We started walking to the kitchen but this time I had the apple cider.

"So you live here by yourself."

"No I have a roommate."

We stopped right at the closet and I opened it. The closet was dark and my friend

DarkUnknown came out. He was an all black pony with red eyes and bat wing.

"Hellooooooo!" he whispered. He then entered the dark closet while I closed the door

"How does he?" asked Applejack

"I don't know the closet is only a foot deep," I answered.

I led Applejack to the kitchen and placed the barrel next to the table. As soon as I put it there I heard my front door being knocked on. I told Applejack to let me answer that and well I shouldn't have. I answered the front door and my friends from earlier you remember my friends Raven and Skitty but with them was a small filly who looked a lot like them.

"WiiCreep can you explain!?" shouted Raven.

I looked at the kid for five seconds and nodded my head.

"You guys just party to hard," I replied.

I tried to close the door but Raven kept asking for help so I told him to come in with the filly. I told him to put the kid on the table in the living room.

"Applejack meet Raven and Skitty. Raven and Skitty meet Applejack," I said.

"Ello!" replied Raven.

"What's up?" replied Skitty.

"Howdy." Applejack looked at the filly, "Aww he looks…like the two of you?"

"Yeah and that's the problem," I said.

I sat down in front of the filly and looked at him.

"We gave him a name," said Raven.

"What is it?"

"CRACKBABY!" shouted Raven and Skitty.

I just sighed. My friends can be idiots. Anyway I started to stare at the filly trying to figure out what happened. I looked and saw that the filly was smiling and his eyes kept looking up and down on the table. I smiled and nodded my head. I wish I didn't do that…poor kid. After that I smiled; Crackbaby looked down at the table one last time and wait for it….He started to slam his head onto the table multiple times.

"What the heck!" I shouted.

"We don't know he was doing hat earlier and we couldn't stop him!" shouted Raven.

I used my magic to lift him up high enough to where he couldn't hurt himself.

"Man this is so stressful. I don't know how my girlfriend will react to this. I have to explain this to her soon," said Raven.

"You know what leave him here for tonight," I said. I regret that decision so much!

"You serious!" said Raven.

"Yeah he'll be fine just get him tomorrow."

"Thanks bro," said Skitty.

"No problem. Now if you don't mind I'll have to ask you to leave."

"Sure bro," said Raven.

I led my friends to the door while Crackbaby kept slamming his head on my sofa. Applejack went up to me and said good-bye. I told her I'm sorry for my idiot friends. She told me she understood and that her friends can act the same way. After she left I just grabbed Crackbaby and put him in the guest bedroom. Poor kid knocked himself out after banging his head to hard on the sofa (logic!?). I however went back to playing COD.

About an hour later I decided to go to bed. My bed felt so nice and cosey until…Crackbaby started crying like crazy throughout the night. I could not sleep till he stopped which was at 1 A.M.! What made it worst was that I woke up at 7 A.M. Now the first thing I did when I woke up was head to the bathroom. I wish I could've stayed in there because the living room was a disaster. The table was broken in half, the sofa was flipped over, and my TV had a smiley face on it. I started to panic when I saw Crackbaby banging his head on the floor. He made a crack on the floor and it wasn't a little itty bitty one no it was a freaken gigantic crack! But I stayed calm and told myself to just go to the kitchen and feed Crackbaby. I regret doing that. If you played psycho killing music as I entered the kitchen then you probably knew it was a disaster. The fridge was broken in half, there was jelly stuck on a wall (I don't even own jelly), and if anyone knows how to get a chair stuck on the ceiling down please tell me! After all that I grabbed Crackbaby and took him out to go get breakfast. I looked for the closest place and luckily found one. I was able to get a table pretty fast since no one is up at 7 A.M.! Now let me take a chill pill. Since we were getting breakfast I decided to get French toast and I ordered Crackbaby a bowl of cereal. The waiter looked at Crackbaby and went, "aww."

"Aww (see told you) how old is he?" she asked.

"I don't know," I answered.

"Is he yours?"

"Nope foalsitting."

"Oh okay I'll get that order done for you in a bit."

"Thank you."

The waiter left and I was stuck with Crackbaby again. Luckily it was only for a little while. Two ponies cam in (guessed they were a couple) the mare looked at Crackbaby.

"Aww (what's up with everypony saying that!) he's so cute honey and he's with his dad," said the mare.

"He's not mine," I replied.

"Then who is he with?"

"I'm foalsitting. He's my friend's."

"Aww what a good friend. Honey we should have a filly."

"You want him he's free."

She started to laugh, "that's so funny!

The couple walked away to a table.

"I wasn't joking!"

A couple minutes later the waiter came back with French toast and a bowl of cereal. Now I told myself that Crackbaby would do something and sure enough he did. As soon as the waiter put the bowl down Crackbaby slammed his head into the cereal.

"Umm is he okay?" she asked.

"He's fine he does it all the time," I answered.

Bubbles started to come out of the bowl.

"I think he is drowning."

"No he's fine."

"There's bubbles."

"He's fine."

"They stopped."

I just looked at Crackbaby and in a couple of seconds he came out of his bowl with one eye looking to the right and the other to the left. He also was going, "om nom nom," even though he didn't have food in his mouth.

"Told you he's fine."

The waiter just looked confused and walked away. I kept eating and finished pretty fast. I drank some of my chocolate milk (did I forget to mention that) and when I looked up Crackbaby vanished. Now I know somepony reading this is probably saying, "Oh he probably hid under the table," well guess what? He wasn't! I looked everywhere around the table, the restrooms (Yes restrooms I checked both!), and finally I looked outside and he was floating away! I don't know how but he was. I put some coins on the table and took off after him. Damn filly was fast for being able to float. While I was chasing him I saw something crazy. A unicorn was using her magic to have her clothing material float around her. Crackbaby literally floated right through her, she didn't even notice a thing but me yeah I crashed into her. All her clothing material fell everywhere.

"So sorry, filly floating away, gotta get him," I said trying to catch my breath... I don't work out so no cardio what so ever!

"Now just where are you going?" she asked.

I was grabbed by her magic and forced to look at her. She was a white unicorn with a purple mane. She was very pretty but at the time I kind of wanted to take a break from dating.

"Now you listen to me. I needed this material for a dress that I will now not be able to make. Now I expect to be compensated."

"Sure but first I have to…"

"Pay me for my materials."

I sighed, "Alright fine."

I grabbed her stuff and walked her to her house.

"So umm…what's your name?" I asked.

"Rarity," she answered.

"Hah that is quite a rare name (see what I did there) but I have one even better."

"Oh yeah what could it be?"

"It might sound a little weird but it's WiiCreep."

"WiiCreep!? What kind of name is that?"

"A rare one."

"Oh ha ha."

"So why so serious Rarity?"

"You only ruined my materials."

"And I am paying for them. Don't worry Rarity I don't ever break promises. Even ones that causes other problems like this."

"What do you mean?"

"Before I bumped into you. I was chasing a little filly when he used some sort of magic that let him faze right through you. That and he was floating; he's not even a pegasus, he's a unicorn!"

"Really cause I didn't feel anything."

"Like I said "fazed" right through you."

"Well one of my friends maybe could help. She babysits for the Cakes. Her name is Pinkie…"

"Whoa wait a minute does she have pink fur, pink mane, crazy looking….smells like cotton candy."

"Yes you know her!?"

"Apple cider."

"Oh well I'm sure she should be happy to help."

"Alright."

We headed over to the Cake's restaurant. Pinkie Pie was there entertaining some guest.

"You put your left hoof out and put your right hoof in and shake it all about. Come on every pony!" shouted Pinkie.

I just kind of stared at her. Rarity was giggling.

"I'm guessing you didn't get the full Pinkie experience?" she asked.

"Guess not," I answered.

After Pinkie finished she ran up to me and Rarity.

"Hi YouCreep!" shouted Pinkie.

"It's WiiCreep with two I's" I said.

"And you don't creep!"

"Yeah you got it."

"Pinkie darling do you think you can help WiiCreep?" asked Rarity.

"Sure with what?"

I explained to Pinkie the situation. After I finished Applejack (you remember her from earlier right?) came into the store.

"WiiCreep glad I could find ya," she said.

"How did you know I was here?" I asked.

"Your roommate told me."

"DarkUnknown answered the door!?"

"Yeah he…"

Now before I tell you the rest of this DarkUnknown is a Shadow Duke a very rare type of pony. They are known for their demonic and ghostly like abilities. They are also known for being very mischievous. DarkUnknown well…I'll just let you keep reading…

"Wait ar-are you okay?" I asked.

"Yeah I'm sure I'm okay," she answered.

I started to look around her body (I'm not a perv) to see if DarkUnknown did anything to her. Nothing seemed to be apparent until I asked her to take off her hat.

"Sure you can check under my hat," she said.

Applejack removed her hat and well part of hair was missing and what I mean by that is that any part of hair that was not visisble while she has her hat on is now gone. I think we were all shocked by that.

"Oh you just wait till I get that shadow hoodlum. I will…"

I ran up to her and shushed her mouth.

"Don't even try. He will suck your soul!" I shouted.

"Oh please. I doubt that anypony can (slowly DarkUnknown appeared behind her) suck any other ponies soul. I mean come on that sounds ridiculous. You tell that to little ponies (Pinkie, Rarity, and myself are looking at AJ with shocked looks) to scare them. WiiCreep how can you even say that about your friend."

"Because it's so true," said DarkUnknown

Applejack jumped, "How in tarnation did you get behind me!?"

"One does not simply get behind someone without using the shadows. You spoke of trying to get me. A fool would only think that you hufflepuff!"

"Look we don't have time for this," I shouted, "Crackbaby is probably banging his head on a tree. So if you can help us DarkUnknown then please help us; if not please leave us alone."

"Very well. I bid you adew…Oh and I will reap all your souls while you are sleeping."

DarkUnknown vanished and I had to explain how he is a ShadowDuke. They were kind of confused but only for a little bit.

We started to run to Apple Acre Farms after that little DarkUnknown episode but I was on a mission. When we got there, there were three ponies gathered around a tree. An old pony, a red stallion, and the little filly from earlier who I thought was AJ's daughter.

"Now young pony ya'll need to get down from there right this second!" shouted the old pony.

"Granny I brought his foalsitter," said Applejack.

"Crackbaby get down from there right now!" I shouted.

Crackbaby just threw an apple at me and hit me in the face.

"Not funny Crackbaby! Now get down here right now!"

Crackbaby just threw the rest of the apples at me. I was stuck in a pile of apples. I popped my head out and looked at Crackbaby with a deadly stare. It wasn't very effective because he just teleported somewhere else. Seriously I couldn't even do a teleportation spell until I was ten.

"Dang it."

"How is that little filly able to teleport to different spots like nothing?" asked Rarity.

"Isn't that like a super advance spell or something?" asked Applejack.

Ding light bulb!

"Exactly! We just need someone who also is an expert in using spells!"

Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie all said at the same time, "We know someone who is like that!"

They explained to me their friend unicorn named Twilight Sparkle who is an expert in magic and was able to even be Celestia's student. I already knew that Celestia had a student I just couldn't remember her name but that was when I was dating and well I don't want to talk about that. Anyway we went to Twilight's house. Guess who was already there though. Crackbaby. When we opened her door Twilight was chasing Crackbaby while he was sliding on his head across the floor. How does he do that!? The world may never know.

"Come on little guy get over here!" shouted Twilight.

"Don't worry I got him," I said. I dove right for him and had him in my hoofs but immediately he burped and teleported. Seriously how!

"Double dang it!" I shouted.

"You know him!?"

"Can't explain much. Hi I'm WiiCreep, that's my friend's filly. Help please."

"Sure I know a spell that can teleport us to a place near where umm…"

"Crackbaby."

Twilight looked at me with a questioning look.

"Friends are stupid."

Twilight nodded her head, "Alright every pony lets go!"

Twilight teleported us in front of a pony's house that I kind of had a crush on, her name is Fluttershy and she is a pegasus. She has a pink mane and yellow fur. She is so sweet and kind but like I said I'm taking a break from dating.

"Fluttershy's cottage?" asked Rarity

"Why would that little filly be doing here?" asked Twilight

"I don't know probably causing massive chaos to that poor, shy, cute pegasus," I replied.

The four ponies looked at me with a questioning look.

"Did I say that, I mean puppy cute you know."

The four of them just went, "Ohhhhh."

"Well come on. Let's get that filly!"

"Yeah."

I opened Fluttershy's door without even knocking and rushed in.

"Alright Crackbaby meet your worst nightmare," I shouted after rushing in.

Fluttershy was floating by her bed, looking at me with a strange look. The others then walked in and gave me the same look.

"I thought you know we were going to like assault the house and grab Crackbaby... You guys stink at following plans."

"Oh is that what this little filly's name is. He is under my bed." said Fluttershy.

"Thank you."

I walked up to the bed, crouched down, looked under the blanket, and Crackbaby flew out from under the bed and went off into the open fields. At this time I was really getting ticked off by Crackbaby.

"How does he do that!?" shouted everyone.

We all ran outside and looked up in the sky. Crackbaby was sitting down in the air. Technically he was floating.

"Fluttershy do you think you can fly up and get him?" I asked.

"Well sure umm…." she whispered

"WiiCreep."

"Oh okay. I'll go get him."

Fluttershy flew up towards Crackbaby.

"Now come on little guy. Come to Fluttershy."

Fluttershy held her hoof out to Crackbaby. She slowly got closer and closer to Crackbaby and just when she was about to grab him…he flew off at a good speed in a different direction.

"How can he fly? He is just a unicorn, not a pegasus," asked Twilight.

"I stopped asking those kinds of questions. It's just best to let it happen," I replied.

Fluttershy flew down towards us.

"I'm sorry WiiCreep but I can't fly very fast like he was," said Fluttershy.

"It's okay but how do we get him now?"

"Rainbow Dash can probably do it," said Twilight

"Of course Rainbow can do it," said Rarity, "No pony, let alone a filly can fly faster than her."

"Do you ponies know where she is?"

Pinkie began to jump around. "OH I know where she is at."

"Well what are we waiting for let's go!"

We ran off and let Pinkie lead us to the west. About a mile onto the road Pinkie stopped.

"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!" shouted Pinkie.

I looked up at the cloud above Pinkie and a pegasus with a rainbow mane came out from behind the cloud and looked at us.

"What's up!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow Dash we need your help." said Twilight, "There's a flying filly flying around Ponyville. We need you to get him.

"Say no more it'll be easy," replied Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash flew off and headed towards Ponyville. Now I don't know if she found Crackbaby as soon as she got there but when we got to Ponyville we saw Rainbow Dash chasing him.

"Get over here you little filly!" shouted Rainbow Dash.

Crackbaby started to fly backwards.

"Oh it's on!"

Rainbow must have gotten really mad because she started to really go fast. Crackbaby also started to go faster. Rainbow Dash kept going and going eventually I saw something amazing. Rainbow Dash performed a Sonic Rainboom. I thought it was a myth. Even when the newspaper showed that one pegasus performed it at the flying competition (now I know that it was her). Just to make things worst though as she was about to get Crackbaby, he looked back forward lifted his tail and started humming.

"What is he doing?" asked Applejack.

"I hope he is not gonna do what I think he's going to do," I answered.

Nope not even close. Crackbaby farted and blasted off even faster than Rainbow Dash.

Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie, Fluttershy all shouted, "What was that!?"

"A sonic fartboom."

Crackbaby left a giant brown cloud trapping Rainbow Dash in it.

"*cough* *cough* Air *Cough* I need….airrrrrr."

Rainbow Dash came flying down coughing and gasping for air.

"Geez what did you feed that kid?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Cereal. I now no longer trust cereal with little fillies. I give up I'm done," I said as I started to walk off.

"WiiCreep come on don't give up," said Twilight.

"Yeah you'll get him don't worry," said Applejack.

It was too late I was already walking home. I was walking past the deli market when the others caught up with me.

"WiiCreep don't walk away from this. You can get him don't worry," said Twilight.

"It's not that. Twilight I have been a failure for too long. I lost my career, I lost my reputation, and even now I have a chance of losing my friends. Is it my fault? I only pursuit happiness, and unfortunately happiness only sees me as a waste. So you know what Twilight, I give up, I'm tired. I'm going to go home, play some videogames, and just watch the days go. (Grabbed a bad of dough) I GIVE UP (slammed it on the floor)!"

Do you guys know what a mortar sounds like when it's coming down? Well after a couple seconds of hearing that Crackbaby came flying from the sky and slammed head first into the bag of dough.

"How…?" asked Twilight.

"I don't want to know, I don't care, goodnight, thanks for the help, and good-bye," I said. I then walked away.

Stress it really sucks but I guess when you let everything out good things just might happen. I took Crackbaby back to Raven and Skitty's house. Raven answered the door.

"Here take him," I commanded.

I gave Crackbaby to Raven and started to walk away.

"Thanks bro!" said Raven.

I just kept walking until I heard something.

"WiiCreep," whispered Crackbaby.

I just kept walking like if I didn't even care but on the inside I was definitely smiling.
So now you know me and I told you one of my four stories. These stories are just a lead up to something quite wonderful. The pursuit of happiness is full of blockades. These blockades help us move forward and establish our true selves. A lesson I learned was that not everypony are the same. Some are extremely happy and full of optimism, some are hardworking, some love to help other, and some even will keep you motivated to keep moving forward. I can only say at the least, friendship is magic.