I based this on a YouTube video I saw a while back, please read and review.
I will do more 'Ways To Annoy' if I get enough reviews.

Unfortunately I do not own twilight :(.

WAYS TO ANNOY BELLA SWAN

1. Go and tell Charlie exactly how much older than Bella Edward is.

2. Tell her Edward went back to the Volturi.

3. When Edward is watching Bella sleep climb in through the window and shout at the top of your lungs "OH HI EDWARD WATCHING BELLA SLEEP AGAIN? COOL LET'S JUST HOPE CHARLIE DOESN'T FIND YOU!"

4. Laugh when Charlie wakes up and finds him.

5. Tell Mike that even though Bella told you not to your going to tell him her secret; Bella actually loves him and not Edward.

6. Make sure Edward can read Mike's thoughts and finds out, then send him an wedding invite to 'Bella & Mike's Wedding'.

7. Remind her about how plain she looks next to Edward.

8. Tell her Edward changed his mind he actually likes blondes more and he ran away with Jane.

9. Tell Alice that Bella said she could throw out all her clothes and buy her lots of high heels and dresses.

10. Refuse to lend her any of your clothes when she finds out.

11. Tell her Jacob imprinted on you and doesn't want to see Bella again.

12. On her birthday remind her about how she is technically older than Edward.

13. Buy her a puppy and call it Jacob.

14. Tell her Edward didn't really burn Victoria and that she is coming back for her.

15. Tell her that Edward paid James and Victoria to kill her because she wis so clumsy.

16. Tell her that James is back and has her mum.

17. Tell Leah that Bella is only friends with Jacob so she is well protected until Edward turns her into a Vampire.

18. Watch when Leah finds Bella..

19. Tell Mike that Bella wants him to sing love songs to her.

20. Tell her she isn't beautiful like a Swan and she should be called Bella Duckling. (the ugly duckling)

21. Send Mike love letters signing them with 'All my love Bella3'.

22. Tell her that Victoria and Riley are both alive and would like her to be a bridesmaid at their wedding.

23. Tell her Edward is paying for the whole thing.

24. Send an email to Renee telling her that Bella wants to move back in with her.

25. Blindfold her and send her on the plane.

26. When she finally gets back to Forks, tell her that somebody called Aro came and asked about her.

27. Tell her that Jacob and Edward got killed..

28. Tell her Alice just had a vision about her dying.

29. Tell her the Volturi did it.

30. Tell her that everyone can read her mind except Edward and that he must be stupid.

A/N : Please review and tell me who I should do next. Thanks for reading!
~TwilightForever01.