A/N: I read a story a few days ago and it was funny. I decided to base it around BTR because BTR is obviously awesome…so yeah.

Disclaimer:

Caller: you won BTR!

Me: Really?

Caller: No, just kidding.

Me: You suck.

Kendall sat by the window of BTR's tour bus on his bed. He was texting his long-time girlfriend, Jo, about what was happening on tour. This was one of his only times when he was free, so he was taking advantage of it.

MoJo: I g2g. I have to shoot my show.

TheKnightside: K. I'll ttyl.

MoJo: Kiss, Kiss!

Kendall stopped texting and decided to check out his music. Just then, Logan came in from his shower. He was wearing a fresh blue shirt and jeans. His hair was damp and he smelled like Irish Spring. He saw Kendall and smiled.

"What's up?" he asked. Kendall shrugged.

"Just playing on my phone." Logan suddenly got a mischievous grin on his face.

"Can I see your phone?" he asked. Kendall got all defensive. He put his phone under his foot.

"Why?" Kendall inquired. Logan raised an eyebrow and took the phone from under his foot. Kendall lunged for Logan. "Give me my phone!" He fought to get it back until he was too tired. Logan grinned in triumph. He pressed some buttons and finally found what he was looking for. Kendall's ringtone.

"You get the limo out front, Ooh-wah-ooh

Hottest styles, every shoe every color,

Yeah, when you're famous, it can be kind of fun"—

Logan laughed so loud, Kendall swore Jo could hear it from the Palm Woods. Logan was now rolling on the ground, not knowing what to make of this. He finally regained his composure and wiped his eyes. Kendall was blushing furiously.

"You…Hannah Montana…ringtone," Logan managed to get out. "I thought you might have something more…you know, manly." Now Kendall had the same grin Logan had on his face not long before. He snatched Logan's phone from his belt holster and scanned through the music section. Logan jumped towards Kendall, but he jumped away and ran to the bathroom. He locked the door and laughed maniacally. Logan was desperately banging on the door and yelling, but Kendall already found the ringtone.

"I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World,

Life in plastic, it's fantastic,

You can comb my hair, undress me everywhere"-

"Omigod," Kendall exclaimed, "You are such a man!" Logan scowled and crossed his arms. Kendall finally got out of the bathroom and surrendered the phone. When he saw his friend was mad, he had to do something.

"You wanna check out the other's ringtones?" he asked. Logan was suddenly elated.

"I thought you'd never ask," he said. They snuck into James and Carlos' room and checked the ringtones. They were both napping.

"Carlos' is the Dora the Explorer theme song," Kendall whispered.

"James' is the Goofy Goober song," Logan giggled. They crept out and noticed Gustavo was in his room sleeping too.

"Should we do it?" Logan asked. Kendall nodded.

"Let's" he said. The two boys tip-toed in, carefully sneaking past their gigantic producer and grabbing the phone off his nightstand. When they finally found the ringtone, they started giggling uncontrollably.

"I love you, you love me,

We're a happy family"-

Gustavo started to mumble, causing a startled Logan to drop the phone on the ground. The two boys ran back to their shared room and jumped into bed.

"'Night Hannah," Logan said to Kendall.

"'Night Barbie," Kendall whispered back.

A/N: God, that was terrible. At least I thought so after reading. The original was better. Shout-out to RioPrideEx! Whoo-hoo! Review please!