So, since I finished the first fanficcy with chapters on my part, I decided to do something else for my friend PGPhant, because... IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!!! April 1st. So, R&R. It'd be kinda nice to wish PGPhant a happy b-day in a review, wouldn't it? That was a hint, people.
Where...am..I?
In your coffin, dumbass, like every one of the past thirty years.
Coffin?!? Thirty years?!?
Um, Yeah.
"Psssssh! He's waking up, Cid!" Yuffie whispered, eyes wide and excited.
"I know, Kisaragi. SPIKE! GET YOUR ASS THE F--- OVER HERE!" Cid yelled, spitting out some tobacco.
"What is it, Cid?" Cloud walked over to the coffin. Peering into it, his eyes widened as well. "A man?"
Who are you?
Me or them?
What?
Did you get confused, darling? Well, I'm Chaos, Demon who currently resides in your head along with Hellbringer and the dudes-
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
- And I have no clue who the hell those idiots are.
You're demons?
Look, stupid, we already established this-
INSIDE MY HEAD?!?
Just great. Freak-out time. Heh heh heh...
"He looks like he's sleeping."
"Kisaragi, use youre dusty brain, He's probably a goddamn corpse."
"Cid, YOU USE YOUR DUSTY BRAIN, He's not rotting!"
"Which means he's asleep. "
"Thanks, Cloud, SOMEONE agrees with me. Let's wake him up!"
"No, K-"
"He could be a potiential threat-"
"WAAAAAAAAKKEEE UUUUUUUPPPPP NOW!"
"You're gonna make him ----ing DEAF, Kisaragi!"
HOLY COW!
Aren't demons supposed to swear?
Cigar-dude does that enough, he's doing my job for me.
Good excuse.
Shut up and wake up!
Shut up and-
You're asleep, DUMBASS!
Oh. Right.Vincent sat up ruler-straight, blinking and making sure his eardrum still existed. "Who are you?"
"We're Avalan-"
"I think it would be better if you told us." Cloud stated, looking Vincent up and down.
"Vincent Valentine."
"Whatcha doin' in the old Turk building, Valentine?" Yuffie asked.
"I used to be a Turk, until Hojo-...Hojo shot me..."
"Professor Hojo?"
"Yes." General distaste accompanied by a tinge of extreme bitterness and hidden hate somehow all managed to sound in the monosyllabic word.
"Cloud...CAN WE TELL HIM NOW?" Yuffie yelled, unable to contain her impatience.
"Yes, Yuffie, go ahead. Just lower your voice."
"Why- Oh, right, heheh, WE are Avalanche."
"Avalanche?" Vincent raise one eyebrow.
Cloud explained what Avalanche was while Yuffie and Cid argued in the backround.
"Oh, and Vincent, if you HAVE spent thirty years in a coffin..."
"Yes, Cloud?"
"You should probably take a shower."