One boring day Peach and Daisy decide to go to the garden at mushroom palace to have a relaxing talk...
Peach: Hi Daisy how are you?
Daisy: Im good how are you?
Peach: Im fine.
Daisy: *sigh*
Peach: Whats wrong?
Daisy: Your roses are white I thought we agreed we both get red roses so we could match.
Peach: Oh! Sorry I forgot, I could always paint them red though.
Daisy: Only a dumb blonde would say that.
Peach: TAKE THAT BACK FATTIE!
Daisy: EXCUSE ME?
Peach: OH YOUR EXCUSED ALRIGHT!
Daisy: WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE THE OBESE KOOPA KING IN LOVE WITH ME!
Peach: WELL AT LEAST HE NOTICESES ME LUIGI DOESN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU!
Daisy: WELL I DON'T HAVE TO GET KIDNAPPED TO HAVE MY PLUMBER NOTICE ME!
Peach: AT LEAST MY PLUMBER IS NUMBER ONE AND SO AM I FACE IT HONEY YOU AND LUIGI ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE NUMBER TWO!
Daisy: ...
Peach: HUH
Daisy: B****
Peach: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!
Daisy: YOU HEARED ME!
Peach: YOU LITTLE !#$#
Luigi: Hey mario, look!
Mario: What?
Luigi: Is that Peach and Daisy in a fist fight?
Mario: It is!
Luigi: I hope they get out alive.
Mario: Same here.
Luigi: Mama mia! We should stop them!
Mario: Lets a go!
And so a boring Saturday turns into an exciting day here at mushroom palace...