Cheater Cheater Where's you meet her down at Ernie's bar?

Hermione stormed up to Malfoy. He gave her a sideways glance.
"Hey mudblood." he said "Hey cheater."she replied watching the little color drain from his face.

Did she smile your way, twirl her hair and say how cute your dimples are?

"What are you talking about?" he asked shakily.
"Oh you know what I'm talking about!" she retorted.
"Harry saw you last night! Thrashing around like a pair of eels he said"

Did you use that line, "Your place or mine?" As you danced with her real slow?
Tell me Cheater Cheater Where'd you meet that no good white trash hoe?

"I don't know what you're talking about. He must've seen someone else."

Liar liar did you buy her whiskey all night long? Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans or did you just keep it on?

"Of course not!"Malfoy cried, "She's too young for firewhiskey"
Only after he said it did he realize he was truly caught.

When the deed was done and you had your fun did you think I wouldn't know? Tell me cheater, cheater Where'd you meet that no good white trash hoe?

"Now Hermione, Nothing happened!" He cried standing up.
"I'm sure!"she yelled at him, sacastically.

Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met but to lay your hands on a married man's bout as low as a gal can get.

"Seriously Hermione! We were just talking"
"Just talking?"

Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell and you can tell her I said so Cheater Cheater Where'd you meet that no good white trash hoe.

"Well hope you had a nice chat Malfoy. Hope you like each other"
"Why"
"Cause you're stuck with her now!"

Loser Loser hope you lover her cause you're stuck with her now. Take your sorry but,load up all your stuff and get the hell out of my house. But I'd just wish you'd tell me just one thing before you go.

"Hermione!"

Cheater Cheater Where'd youmeet that low down, up town, slept with every guy around,pressed down eyelash, no good white trash hoe?

Later---------------
Malfoy's head is on the mystery woman's lap.
"She just doesn't get me. I mean she never trusts me with projects,
I'm always last to know what grade she gets on a test"
"GINNY"
Ginny grins."Well what could I say he's just so dang cute"
They all burst out laughing.
"This was a joke"
"Of course!" cried Draco and Ginny.

It's a rip off the vid. I know but I thought this would be a cute story.