Note: As I've already told you in the summary, this is dedicated to a picture of a rose I tried to draw that ended up looking like a cabbage. Thus comes the story of the cabbage-rose and the robbage-case (which means a robbery case. It comes from Rose and Cabbage).
I don't own star wars, but I do have the weird al cd with 'The Saga Begins' song on it. I don't own Les Miserables, but I do own the musical cd. I do own the Penultimate Peril (my sister bought it) but I don't own Lemony Snickett. I don't own any cabbage-roses (cause they don't exist) but I did draw it! Oh and please don't dial the number or send an e-mail to the address, you don't know who you'll get.
A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away…
Naboo was under an attack…
For there was a robbage-case in which some one had stolen a case of cabbage-roses! Cabbage roses are extremely rare so we really need your help to find them. (Although they had all rotted in the case so there is an extremely terrible stench. I have no clue why anyone would want to steal it or why any one is being asked to recover it.)
Anyway, if you smell suspicious rotten cabbage smells, or see suspicious rose petals in someone's hair please contact the Cabbage Rose Association Pavilion at: 1-800-CRAPNOW. That's 1-800 272-7669. Or at Thank you people of Naboo!
In France, Cosette was busy stroking the roses Marius had gotten for her. She didn't like them very much because they were a dirty brown color and they smelt like rotten cabbages. But Marius had said he had gone through a lot of trouble to get them, for they were extremely rare. So she decided she would like them because of all the work he had gone through. She stuck one of those smelly roses in her hair…
Thank you! Thank you! I know I'm very odd! (blows kisses out to all the people in the audience)