Alright, you caught me. I don't own any of the Hannah Montana characters, but I do own this awesome plot of awesomeness.

Shhhh, don't tell anybody Chapter One:

"Lily!" Miley said. "Don't tell Jake that I'm Hannah!"

Of course, they weren't in school. They were on their way to the beach actually. Jake I'M-ed Miley to visit him on the beach, It was summer and they didn't have school. Jake told Miley to meet him on the beach at exactly 9 o' clock p.m. Jake and Miley were suppose to be going out since Jake just got back yesterday and four months before that Jake asked Miley to go out with him four months from then. Jake just wanted to see if it was official or not.

"Okay, Gosh, I won't already," answered Lily and she groaned. "You need to tell him sometime!"

Miley frowned, trying not to show it to Lily. "I don't think I want to tell Jake I'm Hannah Montana or even… go out with him." Little did Lily know that Miley liked another certain person. Maybe a certain guy in her grade with brown hair and…

"No! You can't you have to!" Lily said, but then when Miley frowned at Lily, Lily shook her head. "You don't have to. Just be nice and say you have been dating someone else and stuff."

Yeah. Miley thought to herself. Lily has a point. I could just say that I was dating someone before Jake came back. Miley smiled and nodded enthusiastically.

Miley and Lily looked straight ahead. Jake was smiling and put a hand out in front of him for Miley to take. Even though she didn't want to take the hand, she took it anyway.

"So, Miles? You think you could go out with me?" Jake asked and smiled, showing his pearly white teeth.

Miley tried her hardest to smile, but found she couldn't. She shook her head and frowned again. Boy was she frowning a lot today. "I can't. I'm already going out with somebody." she said and took Lily's advice.

Jake hurriedly took his hand away from Miley's and questioned her. "Who are you going out with?"

Petrified, she looked around for a guy she could say who she was going out with. The first guy she looked at was Oliver and no other guy the same age was on the beach. "Oliver!" she said, surprised she said Oliver. Her best friend Oliver. Triple-O. Did she want to take a ride on the Ollie Trolley? Oh my gosh!

Oliver turned to see Miley waving at him excitedly and Lily and Jake with their mouths wide open. Oliver nervously walked toward his friends and Jake. "Um, Hi?" Miley smiled and wrapped her arm around Oliver's shoulder.

"Hey, Boy friend!" She said, trying to hint that she needed Oliver to pretend to be her boyfriend.

"Hey?" Okay, Oliver was definitely confused. "Hey, Jake? Did you just come back from Romania?" Miley let out the breath she was holding in. Oliver got what she was saying.

Jake didn't know what he could say. "Oliver? You're going out with Miley?" Jake sounded surprised, like Miley would choose over Jake, right?

Oliver raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, Smokin' Oken finally landed and is now in an actual relationship with a girl!" Oliver smiled at the gapping Jake. Miley was smiling as Oliver placed his arm around her waist to prove that they were going out.

"Miley, I knew Oliver would ask you out one day. Why did it have to be before I got a chance with you?" Jake asked. Oliver's eyes widened. How did he know that he would ask Miley out one day? Was it obvious that he liked her?

Miley blushed when Jake said that. She didn't even know why she was blushing. Perhaps it was because Jake said that Oliver would ask her out.

Jake frowned a bit and pushed Miley aside. "I'm going to find some other girl that doesn't like me because I'm an actor," he said and walked away fast.

Lily nodded and looked back at Miley and Oliver. Oliver still had his arm around Miley's shoulder. "You guys are really good actors! I seriously believed you for a minute!"

Oliver looked confused. "You mean we really aren't going out?" Oliver asked. Miley and Lily both smacked his shoulder.

"You really are a donut!" Lily said.

Oliver frowned and said, "I was kidding, gosh." Oliver rubbed his shoulders and stuck his tongue out at both Miley and Lily. Even though deep down inside he knew that his friends were right. He was a donut for thinking Miley and him were going out. I mean, why would they go out? Miley doesn't like Oliver, right?

YAY! I did it, I think. I wrote one chapter so far, but there will be more. This chapter was just for Jake and Miley to not go out. I don't really like Jake and Miley pairings. Blah. But, did you know that Jake from Hannah Montana plays that running boy on the movie Hoot? Hahaha I knew it!!! Anyways, review please!

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