Mrs. Beady kidnapped Otis in his sleep and he was taken to a top secret lab to be dissected…
Otis woke up tied to a bed. He couldn't move his arms and legs. His mouth was duct taped! A doctor came in and injected a drug into his arm… The world was getting darker… "Aww Milk Me!" Otis thought to himself…
The doctor took a look into Otis's brain first. He wanted to figure out if he could really talk… There he found that Otis's brain cells were almost identical to those of a human being; Amazing! The doctor sewed Otis's head back together and cut into his chest and torso. The doctor dissected the four of Otis's stomachs and found lots of cud which was absolutely normal for a bovine specimen. The doctor then saw something… "That's odd…" He said, "Why does a male cow have an udder?"
He then flipped the bed over and Otis was turned onto all fours. Otis was still sleeping. The doctor was so fascinated with Otis's udder, he couldn't stop playing with it. First, he slapped Otis's belly to let the organs in his body know that they had to produce milk. Then he poked Otis's udder; it jiggled, but there was no milk inside yet. Soon, the fat cow's udder started to inflate. It was working! Otis was actually producing milk in his sleep! The doctor milked one of his teats, and tasted it… "mmmm!" He licked his lips "I haven't tasted milk this sweet since I was a baby!" "I must have some more!" the doctor exclaimed. He took a test tube and squeezed Otis's milk into it. The doctor started to grab one of his four teats and suck on it. The milk filled his mouth. Then, he milked and milked his udder till it was dry. The doctor then decided to dissect Otis's udder to see why his milk tasted so good, so he chopped it off of Otis's fat belly.
Otis finally woke up with a big hole in his belly. Milk was pouring out like a faucet. He was untied and he had to find something to stop the leaking. He found a rubber medical glove and taped it on his stomach. He had to find his real udder somewhere.
Otis disguised himself as a nurse and walked out of the dissection lab while clenching his "glove udder". He walked around many halls and came across a door labeled cooling chamber. There he found his udder perfectly preserved in a jar labeled "male udder specimen". It was floating around in a blue liquid. He took the jar and tried to find the doctor.
Once he found the doctor, he shouted "I want you to put my REAL UDDER back!" He pointed to the glove on his stomach. The doctor replied, "Gee Otis, I'm not sure I can do that… your udder has amazing capabilities! The milk it produces has certain enzymes that other cows don't give. So tell me Otis, what's your secret?" "I don't know, I did eat a lot of candy before I was taken here…" "So that's the secret!" The doctor was astonished, "You are free to go Otis…" "Wait! What about my UDDER?" Otis was clenching his "glove udder". "Oh right" The doctor injected Otis with a sleep serum. He then removed the glove udder and milk splashed everywhere. The doctor sewed Otis's udder back on to his mammoth stomach and jiggled it one more time. Otis was free, but the edges of his udder were sensitive for a whole month. Every time the farmer milked him, he would cry in pain, because the doctor also bit his udder. But in the end, Otis's udder had finally healed, and he forgot about the doctor and everything the doctor did to him. Although, every once in a while, Otis would suck milk from his own udder.