Judging a Book

by No namer44

What would happen if the characters of the Hunger Games were interviewed on a tv talk show? Serious stuff goes down. Rated T for some violence/language. R&R!

1. Chapter 1

****EDITED CHAPTER ****

Hey everyone! This was originally going to be me interviewing characters from many different books but I've decided to make it a Hunger Games fanfic.

BTW: I think I should let you know that 1.) I do not own the Hunger Games and 2.) I made Annie a little weirder than usual because it's fun to have messed up people in stories. Oh and 3.) there may be a few spoilers from books 2-3 if you haven't read the whole Hunger Games series.

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MQ's POV:

The lights flashed on stage as the announcer's voice boomed loudly, "Welcome to Judging a Book!" The crowd applauded enthusiastically.

"And here's your host… NOOOO NAAAAMMMERRR44!" The applause got louder as I walked onto the stage. I smiled and waved to the crowd.

"Thank you, thank you! Oh, just stop!" I finally got the crowd to shut up, "I know you're excited. We have a great show for you tonight. We're interviewing the Hunger Games characters." The audience got really excited hearing that, causing more cheering.

The announcer's voice yelled, "Heeeeerrrrreeee are your characters!" Peeta, Gale, Katniss, Prim, Finnick, Annie, and Haymitch walked out while the audience applause rambunctiously. We all took our seats on stage; time for the interviewing to begin.

"Hi there, guys!" I said.

"Hey," Gale replied.

"Hi," Katniss said.

Peeta charmingly said, "Hello."

"Hello, No namer44," Prim sweetly replied.

"Ha ha, please, call me MQ," I said. I was never the formal type.

"OK, MQ."

"HEEEYYY!" Finnick said while posing.

Annie screamed at the top of her lungs, "I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!" I was speechless. Everyone just stared at her, unsure of what to do.

Haymitch broke the silence with his words slurred, "Hi… There… Sweetheart." He took a swig of beer from the bottle he was holding.

"Um, Haymitch, that kind of action isn't allowed in this establishment," I said. If I didn't tell him, my boss would fire me. But if he didn't stop, that's his problem, not mine. Haymitch of course didn't care and kept on drinking his beer.

"Ok, let's get this show on the road, shall we?" I was on a tight schedule, "Finnick, do you find your "famous quote" the best quote in Mockingjay?"

Finnick needed clarification, "You mean: Do you find this (poses) distracting?"

"Yes… that would be the quote I'm speaking of." I said.

Finnick laughed, "Uh, like, DUH! That's the best part of the story!"

Annie looked at him, her eyes full of love and affection, "Oh, Finnick, you're so adorable."

"Wow, she's acting a tiny bit different than before," I said, sarcasm dripping from my voice.

Finnick shrugged, "She tends to do that, and we think she might have schizophrenia…probably does."

"Uhh, well, moving on… Gale, how did you feel about the whole "star-crossed lovers" thing?" I said.

Gale rolled his eyes at me, "You would bring that up. Well, I hated it, but then I realized it was all and act. I still hated it. But then he stole MY CATNIP from ME… I WANT TO BEAT THE F!#%ING CRAP OUT OF, MELLARK, THE B!& #%D! RAWR!" Then, Gale lunged at Peeta.

"CUT TO COMMERCIAL!" I screamed. The cameramen stopped rolling and cut to commercial. Some security guards came on stageand attempted to tear Gale off of Peeta.

Finally Gale calmed down and everything was back in order. The cameras started rolling once again.

Announcer's voice said, "And we're back! Heerrreee'sss your host… NOOO NAAAMMMEEERRRR44!" The crowd cheered once more as we all got situated on stage.

I started, "Ok, we finally got things under control." I glared at Gale, hoping it would make him afraid to screw up the show again. But he just shrugged and glared back at me. Typical Gale.

"Next question… Peeta, how do you feel about Gale?" It's a bad question to ask, considering he just got attacked by Gale but I really didn't care. I like when shows get all dramatic and crap!

Peeta huffed angrily, "Gale is a [insert as many swear words as you possibly can]!" Everyone got really quiet. I stared a Peeta wide-eyed. He was usually able to keep his emotions in check, but I suppose if someone attacked me I'd be pretty mad too.

Katniss decided to break the silence, "Um, I would like to say something."

"Go ahead."

"Gale, Peeta, I'm tired of you two always fight. Can't we all get along?" she asked. She sounded like she was about to cry.

"Since when were we on Dr. Phil?" Haymitch mumbled.

"As I was saying," Katniss continued shooting a glare at Haymitch, "you guys need to stop fighting or- or I can't bear to hang out with either of you!" I decided to end the show because I just love dramatic endings.

"And with that said tune in next week when we will be answering your questions for the HG characters. Goodbye and have a great day!" The crowd started clapping as I ushered all the characters off stage.

"The next show is going to be interesting," I thought to myself, "Hopefully no one will attack each other."

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So did you guys like it? Let me know in a review. Also leave questions so I can ask the Hunger Games characters. Anywho…R&R and have a nice life! :3

~No namer44 (MQ)