…I don't own Naruto & co??
I'm am SO new to this that I think I suck… Please help! ')
Chapter One
Team Gai was resting after a mid-day's training. Tenten was on a tree with her hands behind her head, taking a nap. Neji was under the tree meditating. Rock Lee was stretching himself. Everything was perfectly normal…until Gai's extraordinary news.
Team Gai was gathered by Gai-sensai for an important announcement.
'TEAM GAI!?'
'YES? GAI-SENSAI??'
'Yea?'
'I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU!!'
'YES? GAI-SENSAI??'
'Yea?'
'IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!'
'YES? GAI-SENSAI??'
'YEA??'
'TSUNADE SAMA SENT ME TO TELL YOU THIS!!'
' YES? GA…'
'JUST BLOOMING GET ON WITH IT!!'
'sniff NO NEED TO BE SO MEAN YOU KNOW?! ANY WAYS…(change expression dramatically) KONOHA IS GOING TO HOLD A VERY, VERY FORMAL BALL TONIGHT!
WHAT MAKES IT SO SPEACIAL IS THAT THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF FRANCE, BRITAIN AND CHINA ARE COMING!!'
'THAT IS BRILLIANT GAI-SENSAI! WE MUST GO!'
'WHY ARE THERE ONLY 2 RESPONCES?! (shrieks and looks up the tree to find a very stunned Tenten... who is not moving…at all.. IS SHE DEAD?!) TENTEN! ARE YOU DEAD?!'
'OH NO!!'
'ARE YOU SO PLEASED AND DELIGHTED THAT YOU CANNOT SPEAK?'
Inhale. 'NO WAY IN HELL AM I GOING TO A STUPID BALL! EWEWEWEW! AND TO THINK THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN IMPORTANT! I AM SO SICK OF IT! I'M LEAVING EARLY TODAY AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO STOP ME!'
Gai-sensai and Lee were both speechless. Their o so glossy hair was staying in the direction which Tenten's storm came from… how was she able to enlarge her head so much when she scolded them, they had no idea… they HAD to know… As for Neji, he was terribly annoyed. His hair was only partially standing and it looked like a longer version and Sasuke's chicken butt hair. Greeeat. And now, he knew that all his team members were insanely loud. Joy…